Jerry: “Leo, I saw you in Brentano’s yesterday.”
Leo: “Why didn’t ya say hello?”
Jerry: ”Because you were too busy stealing a book.”
Leo: “You still say hello.”
Jerry: “Leo, I saw you steal.”
Leo: “Oh, they don’t care. We all do it.”
Jerry: “Who, criminals?”
Leo: “Senior citizens. No big deal.”
Jerry: “You could get arrested.”
Leo: “Arrested? Come on! I’m an old man. I’m confused! I thought I paid for it. What’s my name? Will you take me home?”
Jerry: “Leo…”
Leo: “Alright, alright. Mr. Goody Two-Shoes. You made your point.”