bono_212
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Why not? 
So far this has about the most ridiculous season preview ever, so that's fun.
So far this has about the most ridiculous season preview ever, so that's fun.
Hell's Kitchen
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LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
You, you, you, you, you, you and you. Kiss my ass.
A fucking mech just burst out of the floor and started shooting lasers at people. I see I've missed a lot.
A fucking mech just burst out of the floor and started shooting lasers at people. I see I've missed a lot.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Oh man that bitch can do pushups I've got my money on her
Hewson
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Donkey time.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Yeah Hell's Kitchen needed a laugh track.
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bono_212
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Oh my God, at home on my couch I could see that food was raw. What in fuck?
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
I apologize, Mr Ribeye, for destroying meat of your stature. If that is your name. I'm not sure if it is or not. I'm sorry.
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bono_212
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What is this?
Ribeye?
Are you sure?
No???
Well, what is it?
It's a , um....
Is it steak?
Yes it's steak.
Well, is it ribeye?
Yes it's...yes, I'm sorry, it's a rib eye.
Ribeye?
Are you sure?
No???
Well, what is it?
It's a , um....
Is it steak?
Yes it's steak.
Well, is it ribeye?
Yes it's...yes, I'm sorry, it's a rib eye.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
I'm sorry.
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bono_212
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I'm sorry about this laugh track.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Jinkies, guys, the mystery machine caught a flat. This will teach us to be great chefs.
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bono_212
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Guys, I saw this in horror movie once! Guys, I'm scared, oh God, I'm so scared, I'm so sorrry RIBBBBEEYEYYYYYEEEEE
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
This is what happens when you destroy a perfectly good ribeye.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
The Celine Dion gig was a prize? I'd rather be stuck in the desert.
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bono_212
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I love that they apparently wouldn't pay royalties to actually play one of her songs.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Took 58 minutes for someone to die.
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bono_212
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I'm scared of polenta, here, fill out this notebook on all of your knowledge of cooking, please.
Oh man I was lmao the entire 2 hours. Gina 
GET OUT!!
And JP is back hooray!
GET OUT!!
And JP is back hooray!
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bono_212
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Jeffrey is just the gift that keeps on giving.
I anticipate 2-3 more episodes of his whiney goodness.
I anticipate 2-3 more episodes of his whiney goodness.
Hewson
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When that happened I said to the wife "I thought the losing team got the punishment", she said "the women didn't get punishment", I replied, "sure they did, they had to sit through a Celine Dion concert"
Hewson
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They certainly look for some whacked out contestants for this "reality" show. A few who can cook, and 15 or so who are just there to provide drama and conflict (and master puppeteering).
deep
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jesus who does the casting??
someone really thought Jeremy or Gina had the potential to run a restaurant?? or even be trusted with a sharp knife?
someone really thought Jeremy or Gina had the potential to run a restaurant?? or even be trusted with a sharp knife?
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bono_212
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Um...did I miss an episode? Why did they say they had lost their third challenge in a row? I feel like I'm having deja vu, is this on two nights a week?
Hewson
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I think they meant the challenge and then dinner service the first episode.
Can't believe Gina up and quit, who'll entertain the troops with puppets now? Maybe Gordo can persuade Kukla, Fran and Ollie to come out of retirement.
And did they have to show multiple replays of the dude rolling his ankle, haven't I been traumatized enough in life by the likes of Joe Theismann, Tim Krumrie et al, now my scripted reality shows do it.
Massachusetts locals looked good last night with 2 of the 3 being the final 2 up for elimination...and previews make it look like Mary goes on the (little) lam next week.
Can't believe Gina up and quit, who'll entertain the troops with puppets now? Maybe Gordo can persuade Kukla, Fran and Ollie to come out of retirement.
And did they have to show multiple replays of the dude rolling his ankle, haven't I been traumatized enough in life by the likes of Joe Theismann, Tim Krumrie et al, now my scripted reality shows do it.
Massachusetts locals looked good last night with 2 of the 3 being the final 2 up for elimination...and previews make it look like Mary goes on the (little) lam next week.
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bono_212
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Gina's exit was pathetically anti climactic, but good for her, I suppose.
What the hell is going to happen with Mary, lolol
What the hell is going to happen with Mary, lolol
Gina is so stupid!! What a waste of a contestant and good drama. I saw that Mary is in the preview for next week so I know she's not going anywhere but god I can't stand her voice.
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bono_212
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But she runs away Sicy! She runs...away...
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bono_212
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"It was...my plan...to uh...observe you guys...and uh, I have observations...and uh...I got this...uh....I'll be here...to take charge...uh...yeah."
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bono_212
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Oh...my...God...If Mary doesn't actually run away and they were just using footage from this 5K, I'm going to make something explode with my brain.
Hewson
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Yeah that was some douchey previews they used last week, got us all excited for a chef going over the wall in the middle of service for nothing.
Speaking of douchey, Gordo choosing Mary to run for the women but not choosing someone like Jeremy or Ray to run for the men.
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