Fictional Characters - Quotes, Pictures, etc.

[Lila64]

Meant to post this morning, but got called to chauffeur duty:

Phil Connors

Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!

Too many quotes to post here. Watch that first step. It's a doooooooooooooozy!

 

[purpleoscar]

I wish Bill Murray did more comedies.

There should be some Ahnuld:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw

EDIT: BTW Arnie said this dialogue was fictional and most of the "documentary" was fictional.

 

[INDY500]

Have there been any female characters yet? Here's one. Nancy Archer, aka the 50 Foot Woman.

“HARRY,HARRY... WHERE'S MY HUSBAND!"

 

[purpleoscar]

I'm waiting for Sicy to quote Silence of the Lambs.

 

[purpleoscar]

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!

 

[hardyharhar]

Buckwheat (Eddie Murphy) sings......................................... SNL

"Unce, dice, fee tines a mady"

"Wookin pa nub in all da wong paces. Wookin pa nub"

 

[purpleoscar]

Have there been any female characters yet?

Diana Christensen: I was married for four years, and pretended to be happy; and I had six years of analysis, and pretended to be sane. My husband ran off with his boyfriend, and I had an affair with my analyst, who told me I was the worst lay he'd ever had. I can't tell you how many men have told me what a lousy lay I am. I apparently have a masculine temperament. I arouse quickly, consummate prematurely, and can't wait to get my clothes back on and get out of that bedroom. I seem to be inept at everything except my work. I'm goddamn good at my work and so I confine myself to that. All I want out of life is a 30 share and a 20 rating.

 

[MsPurrl]

Delmar O'Donnell ("O Brother Where Art Thou"): "The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo."

 

[Lila64]

Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?


Yes, I'm on a Bill Murray kick.

 

[purpleoscar]

Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown...

 

[MsPurrl]

"Okay, who brought the dog???" ("Ghostbusters")

 

[hardyharhar]

Why stop now.

Louis (Rick Moranis)................. Ghostbusters

"Okay, who brought the dog?"

 

[Purplereign]

George . . . I think it moved.

 

[waynetravis]

Why stop now.

Louis (Rick Moranis)................. Ghostbusters

"Okay, who brought the dog?"

"I can't breathe in this thing!"

 

[purpleoscar]

Louis: [possessed by Vinz Clortho] I am The Keymaster!
Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] I am The Gatekeeper!

George . . . I think it moved.

GEORGE: I think it moved. Oh my god, I think it moved. Yeah, give me the big piece. I'll see you later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp4YpEShSKY

 

[MsPurrl]

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse." (Don Corleone, "The Godfather")

 

[purpleoscar]

Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (The Whole Nine Yards) - It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

 

[MsPurrl]

"Fiddle dee dee!" (Scarlett O'Hara, "Gone With The Wind")

 

[purpleoscar]

"Fiddle dee dee!" (Scarlett O'Hara, "Gone With The Wind")

Oh yeah?! Well...

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!

 

[BluRmGrl]

"So many social engagements; so little time." (Gale Snoats [John Goodman], "Raising Arizona")

"I only dogpaddle." (Fezzik, "The Princess Bride")

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ("The Princess Bride")

It's like you & I were separated at birth. Throw in "A Christmas Story" & "Beetlejuice" & we could be twins.

 

[BluRmGrl]

Ralphie (Peter Billingsley)... A Christmas Story

"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny." (Mr. Parker [Darrin McGavin])

 

[BluRmGrl]

YouTube - Betelgeuse's Qualifications

 

[MsPurrl]

It's like you & I were separated at birth. Throw in "A Christmas Story" & "Beetlejuice" & we could be twins.

"Only I didn't say fudge . . . ." (Ralphie, "A Christmas Story")

 

[Lila64]

John Winger
I cried my eyes out. So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10 and 1! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung. All we have to do is to be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud.

 

[purpleoscar]

Time for a book:

"Women are supposed to be very calm generally: but women feel just as men feel; they need exercise for their faculties, and a field for their efforts as much as their brothers do; they suffer from too rigid a restraint, too absolute a stagnation, precisely as men would suffer; and it is narrow-minded in their more privileged fellow-creatures to say that they ought to confine themselves to making puddings and knitting stockings, to playing on the piano and embroidering bags" (Chapter 12). Jane thinks this as she looks out of the third story at the view from Thornfield, wishing she could see and interact with more of the world. ~ Jane Eyre

 

[MsPurrl]

"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!" (Al Cvervik, "Caddyshack")

 

[purpleoscar]

YouTube - dumb and dumber

YouTube - Dumb and Dumber "I'd do anything to bone her"

YouTube - Dumb & Dumber Bullshit Scene

YouTube - Dumb And Dumber Big Gulps

 

[hardyharhar]

Brad & Linda ............................ Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Hi Brad, you know how cute I always thought you were"

Stacy: " Q-tips are in the bathroom, Linda"

"Doesn't anybody knock anymore"

 

[MsPurrl]

"Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen . . . ." (Ferris Bueller [Matthew Broderick], "Ferris Bueller's Day Off")

 

[INDY500]

Wouldn't Linda Barrett count as 2 "characters"?