83rd Annual Acadamy Awards

[bono_212]

Wow.....its officially the worst oscars.

 

[Lancemc]

Characters? Plot? Zeitgeist? What is this nonsense, High School English class?

Spoiler

Black Swan does nearly everything I like about TSN as well, and better. So I'm with you there, brah.

 

[LemonMelon]

Timberlake needs Timbaland.

 

[deep]

auto-tune is perfect for FB, TSN fans and Boyle 127 Hours fans.

I had my 3D glasses on.

 

[LemonMelon]

I had my 3D glasses on.

What did this do for Hathaway's dress?

 

[Lancemc]

I had my 3D glasses on.

You talk about wearing these far too often.

Probably explains the brain damage.

 

[deep]

Scarlet Johanson, made for a clean-up on isle 3.

 

[Lancemc]

Inside Job guy talks like speak-and-spell.

 

[LemonMelon]

Characters? Plot? Zeitgeist? What is this nonsense, High School English class?

Old habits die hard.

The sad thing is that Black Swan was advertised for optimal Academy support (as opposed to $$$). It would have been ignored entirely had it been pitched as a cheap horror flick instead.

 

[deep]

That was Banksy.

 

[PhilsFan]

I just got back from making a horrible decision and playing pick up ball while hungover. What's been going on so far with this shit?

 

[LemonMelon]

I just got back from making a horrible decision

Not as awful as we've made.

Pretty predictable: Burton, Pixar, unfunny hosts, Social Network, Inception.

 

[kramwest1]

Wow.....its officially the worst oscars.

Can't be the worst without the old interpretive dance bullshit.

Although if they autotune much more...

 

[Lancemc]

I just got back from making a horrible decision and playing pick up ball while hungover. What's been going on so far with this shit?

Only the most hilariously misguided and disastrous Oscar ceremony I've ever seen.

 

[deep]

Inception got some awards.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Alright, seeing Hermione for an extended period of time was certainly the highlight so far.

 

[PhilsFan]

What's been so bad about it? I'm just turning it on now.

Fuck Tim Burton, I despise everything about him.

 

[deep]

It hasn't been all that bad.

some people just can't find any joy in life.

 

[PhilsFan]

I used to take a trip every summer on a bus to go see baseball in New York. And the organizers always played Ken Burns' Baseball because it was a 3 hour trip. If you've seen that documentary, you know why I irrationally hate Billy Crystal.

 

[Lancemc]

some people just can't find any joy in life.

I'm having far more fun watching this than I have the past several years. The things you say sometimes though... astonishing.

 

[LemonMelon]

What's been so bad about it? I'm just turning it on now.

Well, first off, James Franco is high. This has proven to be a disappointment for the most part, proving to have not added laughs, instead merely throwing off his comedic timing by 4-5 seconds. Then, Spartacus spent a half hour announcing best supporting actress.

But I could have answered this question in three words: autotune youtube videos.

 

[LemonMelon]

It hasn't been all that bad.

some people just can't find any joy in life.

Schadenfreude, my dear Deep. Schadenfreude.

 

[PhilsFan]

If Franco really is high, that Bob Hope thing must have really done a number on his head.

 

[bono_212]

Who'd've guessed kirk douglas would've been the highlight of the academy awards. But that WAS awesome.

 

[LemonMelon]

Who'd've guessed kirk douglas would've been the highlight of the academy awards. But that WAS awesome.

The finest drama to not receive a nomination.

 

[Lancemc]

Another well-earned win for TSN, though this is probably the one award Inception should have ran away with and it wasn't even nominated. This whole thing is so wonderfully baffling.

 

[kramwest1]

Anyone know why Alice by Avril wasn't nominated?
Not saying I wanted it to win, but seriously, this is the competition?

 

[LemonMelon]

Melissa Leo knows what that four letter word is.

Gweneth, how does it feel to have a deeper voice than your husband?

 

[bono_212]

Anyone know why Alice by Avril wasn't nominated?
Not saying I wanted it to win, but seriously, this is the competition?

Something from country strong was nominated. Super slim pickings this year.

 

[bono_212]

Mother fucker. Not again.