GOP-Controlled Whortense
The Fly
Everyone! We must take action!
That is why, I, Whortense Wiffin, XI Comtess d'Enron, have decided to organize action!
All of these forest fires...what do they have in common?
(Yes...most of them had arsonists)
(Yes...it is the worst drought since the 1930s)
Give up? It is TREES. So we MUST make a preemptive strike against this clear and present danger so kindly called "trees" and strike them down in our "War on Trees." Yes...with no trees, there are NO forest fires! And the good news is that my friends in the logging industry can single handedly prop up our economy, where I can invest in wood, and, with a bit of insider trading, make a killing before my friends embezzle all the profits and bankrupt the companies. The American dream!
Now who is all with me in the "War on Trees?"
That is why, I, Whortense Wiffin, XI Comtess d'Enron, have decided to organize action!
All of these forest fires...what do they have in common?
(Yes...most of them had arsonists)
(Yes...it is the worst drought since the 1930s)
Give up? It is TREES. So we MUST make a preemptive strike against this clear and present danger so kindly called "trees" and strike them down in our "War on Trees." Yes...with no trees, there are NO forest fires! And the good news is that my friends in the logging industry can single handedly prop up our economy, where I can invest in wood, and, with a bit of insider trading, make a killing before my friends embezzle all the profits and bankrupt the companies. The American dream!
Now who is all with me in the "War on Trees?"