US Presidential Election 2016...because it's never too early

[Kieran McConville]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Garrison

Some of you guys use a lot of commas

 

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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford coma.

[DaveC]

Originally Posted by nbelcik

http://youtu.be/rAT_BuJAI70


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[nbelcik]

Originally Posted by DaveC

http://youtu.be/FlcngdW2Ju4

Any time someone I'm talking to criticizes a politician, I always say that line. The cool people get it.


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[digitize]

This thing made no sense for me. On party:

Green 91%
Democrat 88%
Socialist 87%
Libertarian 59%
Republican 23%

BUT, on presidential candidates:
Jeb Bush 77%
Bernie Sanders 77%
Hillary Clinton 74%
Martin O'Malley 62%
Rand Paul 57%

I tend to be mostly (but not completely) socially liberal, moderate on foreign affairs, conservative on some economic issues, and liberal on some other economic issues, so I can see why it would be confused.

[LuckyNumber7]

Did you use the "importance" thing?

[KhanadaRhodes]

my results:

Green Party 97%
Democrats 96%
Socialist 88%
Libertarians 43%
Republicans 2%

Bernie Sanders 96%
Hillary Clinton 78%
Martin O'Malley 57%
Rand Paul 25%
Ben Carson 7%
Ted Cruz 4%
Scott Walker 3%
Carly Fiorina 2%
You 100%

i'd hope everyone got 100% for the "you" listing. probably the only reason i didn't get 100% for the green party (and sanders) is because towards the end, i got tired of ranking importance for the questions and just left them at the default. i assume that because when i compare answers between sanders and me as well as the green party and me, the only differences are when an elaboration is listed, like "yes, because..." whereas i obviously just put yes.

[LuckyNumber7]

Originally Posted by digitize

This thing made no sense for me. On party:

Green 91%
Democrat 88%
Socialist 87%
Libertarian 59%
Republican 23%

BUT, on presidential candidates:
Jeb Bush 77%
Bernie Sanders 77%
Hillary Clinton 74%
Martin O'Malley 62%
Rand Paul 57%

I tend to be mostly (but not completely) socially liberal, moderate on foreign affairs, conservative on some economic issues, and liberal on some other economic issues, so I can see why it would be confused.

I got almost exactly the same as you.

Green: 91%
Democrat: 87%
Socialist: 77%
Libertarian: 60%

Sanders
Clinton
O'Malley
Bush
Paul

I think it failed to accurately calculate my "why" on most questions. But I mean, it's not terribly far off of what I feel.

[Headache in a Suitcase]

85% Democrats
on domestic policy, social, environmental, and immigration issues

83% Green Party
on domestic policy, environmental, social, and immigration issues.

71% Socialist
on social, immigration, and environmental issues.

65% Libertarians
on social, immigration, and healthcare issues.

59% Constitution Party
no major issues.

55% Republicans
on foreign policy issues.


Candidates you side with...

84% Hillary Clinton Democrat
on domestic policy, foreign policy, social, immigration, environmental, and healthcare issues

75% Bernie Sanders Democrat
on domestic policy, social, and environmental issues

73% Martin O'Malley Democrat
on domestic policy, immigration, social, and healthcare issues.

63% Jeb Bush Republican
on foreign policy and immigration issues.

57% Marco Rubio Republican
on economic and foreign policy issues.

57% Chris Christie Republican
on foreign policy and healthcare issues.

55% Rand Paul Republican
on foreign policy issues.

54% Mike Huckabee Republican
on environmental and healthcare issues.

46% Scott Walker Republican
on economic issues.

41% Ted Cruz Republican
on foreign policy issues.

37% Rick Perry Republican
on environmental and healthcare issues.

34% Rick Santorum Republican
on foreign policy issues.


30% Carly Fiorina Republican
on foreign policy issues.

25% Ben Carson Republican
no major issues.

[trojanchick99]

So Donald Trump just announced his run. When are we going to find out that the real Donald Trump died and this one is just a long term Andy Kaufman bit?

Also, this is the actual response from the DNC:

Today, Donald Trump became the second major Republican candidate to announce for president in two days.
He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field, and we look forward hearing more about his ideas for the nation.

[BVS]

Haha, I love their response.

Seriously, how big is the GOP nominee pool now? And who among them are serious contenders? Any of them?! This is getting ridiculous.


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[the iron horse]

I totally disagree with Bernie Sanders on most issues, but I like him. I like him because he is honest and straight forward in what he believes. He doesn't dodge or speak some idiotic political speak that means nothing. This is also why I like Donald Trump. I've just listened to his speech and it was a breath of fresh air. Like Sanders he tells you what he thinks and what he will do. Trump has the can do attitude our country needs. I believe his motives are honest for running. He really wants to help make America great again.

I never voted for a Bush, McCain or Romney.

Trump has my vote.

[LuckyNumber7]

Originally Posted by BVS

Haha, I love their response.

Seriously, how big is the GOP nominee pool now? And who among them are serious contenders? Any of them?! This is getting ridiculous.


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Jeb is drowning in funny.

[LuckyNumber7]

Originally Posted by the iron horse

I totally disagree with Bernie Sanders on most issues, but I like him. I like him because he is honest and straight forward in what he believes. He doesn't dodge or speak some idiotic political speak that means nothing. This is also why I like Donald Trump. I've just listened to his speech and it was a breath of fresh air. Like Sanders he tells you what he thinks and what he will do. Trump has the can do attitude our country needs. I believe his motives are honest for running. He really wants to help make America great again.



I never voted for a Bush, McCain or Romney.



Trump has my vote.

Donald Trump is a racist, xenophobic, self-centered aging senile old man who is not nor has he ever been a serious candidate for presidency. He does this shit for the looks.

[BVS]

Originally Posted by the iron horse

I totally disagree with Bernie Sanders on most issues, but I like him. I like him because he is honest and straight forward in what he believes. He doesn't dodge or speak some idiotic political speak that means nothing. This is also why I like Donald Trump. I've just listened to his speech and it was a breath of fresh air. Like Sanders he tells you what he thinks and what he will do. Trump has the can do attitude our country needs. I believe his motives are honest for running. He really wants to help make America great again.



I never voted for a Bush, McCain or Romney.



Trump has my vote.

You believe his motives are honest?! This is all about his brand name.

Did you think his birther beliefs were honest? Did you agree?


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[martha]

Originally Posted by the iron horse

Trump has my vote.

For real?

[nbelcik]

I just want someone to steal his stupid fucking hair piece during a campaign appearance. If anyone from here is willing to do it, I will pay you a large sum.


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[PhilsFan]

Originally Posted by the iron horse

I totally disagree with Bernie Sanders on most issues, but I like him. I like him because he is honest and straight forward in what he believes. He doesn't dodge or speak some idiotic political speak that means nothing. This is also why I like Donald Trump. I've just listened to his speech and it was a breath of fresh air. Like Sanders he tells you what he thinks and what he will do. Trump has the can do attitude our country needs. I believe his motives are honest for running. He really wants to help make America great again.

I never voted for a Bush, McCain or Romney.

Trump has my vote.

You need to listen to me very carefully: there is nothing honest about Donald Trump. If you believe Donald Trump is telling you the truth, you are a fool.

[corianderstem]

Originally Posted by the iron horse

Trump has my vote.

[trojanchick99]

Originally Posted by corianderstem

Once again you have perfectly encapsulated what I feel with a GIF. We truly are soulmates.

[corianderstem]

It's true. Facebook never lies!