US PolitIX - Michael Cohen Ruined Infrastructure Week

[MrsSpringsteen]

Kavanaugh and his wife are going to be on Fox News tonight. Some show called The Story With Martha McCallum.

 

[trojanchick99]

What a world.

 

[BEAL]

The look on his wife's face says....Bullllshit haha

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Dude keeps shooting himself in the foot, it’s hilarious.

All he had to do was say “she’s making this up because she is liberal blah blah blah character assassination.” First the “mistaken identity” one and now “I never had sex until many many years after.”

Buuuullllshit.

 

[anitram]

Sexually assaulting one woman and sticking your dick in the face of another doesn’t negate virginity in any event.

Now watch 10 women come out and say they had sex with him and then we’ll all be debating the meaning of “many, many” years.

 

[BEAL]

Here’s a likely conversation all teenage boys have had

Student A — “hey, lets make a goal to drink 100 kegs this year!!! Fuck yeah!!”

Student B (Kav) — “hey, can i add on that we should all remain celibate thru HS and college!! WOO!!!!”

Student A — (-_-)

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Now watch 10 women come out and say they had sex with him and then we’ll all be debating the meaning of “many, many” years.

Oh, goody, it'll be the "is" definition debate all over again !

 

[Irvine511]

I find the idea of frustrated, nerdy, likely socially maladjusted virgins turning rapey after 10 beers much more believable than gang bangs and trains.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

What a world.

I see Pence and Mother wrote his answers

 

[Irvine511]

Need to keep those evangelicals feeling as if they “know his heart.”

 

[BEAL]

Next line of defense will be

Well, it was just the tip. That doesn’t count as sex.

I didn’t climax, so what’s the harm ?

To finally, she was a bad lay

How any woman could be on the fence or even in the yard of the GOP after the last two years is one of the greatest mental gymnastics ever.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

And the world is now literally laughing at our president.

 

[Danny Boy]

I'm sure he thinks they are laughing with him.

I find if more disturbing that he speaks for all Americans, saying we "reject the doctrine of globalization."

 

[trojanchick99]

There really is a tweet for everything.

[Tweet]498008486551506945[/tweet]

 

[Irvine511]

Trump doesn’t laugh. Have you ever seen him laugh? It’s not something he does.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

He smirks after saying something sarcastic.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

But only if he said it.

 

[BEAL]

That's true. That's the first time I think I've ever seen him laugh.

 

[Popmartijn]

And the world is now literally laughing at our president.

His thoughts, probably.

 

[trojanchick99]

More like this.

 

[DaveC]

[tweet]1044602827019112449[/tweet]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

[tweet]1044602827019112449[/tweet]

But it's cool cause we're pwning the libs and the globalists and the establishment or something

 

[anitram]

He also showed up late again in true Trump style. It was more important to rail about the “Democratic con” game at SCOTUS.

 

[anitram]

(Male) classmate of Kavanaugh at Yale rebutting the virginity claim. This is the level of political discourse we are in...

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

There really is a tweet for everything.

[Tweet]498008486551506945[/tweet]

Omg. Equal parts hilarious and tragic.

Also he was tweeting in the middle of the night in 2014 too. His insomnia is the only thing I can relate to.

Too bad we can't text each other when we're both awake during the night ?

 

[Hewson]

There really is a tweet for everything.

[Tweet]498008486551506945[/tweet]

He's not wrong, we do need that.
Maybe we can find it in 2020.

 

[BEAL]

https://twitter.com/natashabertrand/status/1044653248454578176?s=21

This is why the GOP and Trump want to get Kavanaugh thru

It’s about saving their asses.

They could get any conservative judge to roll back women’s rights, but they need Kavanaugh to give them total power over everything

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Just heard it mentioned on the local news that the Senate judiciary committee has actually hired a female lawyer to question Dr. Ford Thursday. I guess to avoid any possible "Are you a scorned woman?" scenarios?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Just heard it mentioned on the local news that the Senate judiciary committee has actually hired a female lawyer to question Dr. Ford Thursday. I guess to avoid any possible "Are you a scorned woman?" scenarios?

And chairman turtle called her a "female assistant"

 

[Irvine511]

Sometimes, it’s best to let the gals sort this out for themselves.