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Old 11-03-2020, 01:15 AM   #701
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Or he would invite him to his rally, bring him on stage, and say “this guy! My prophet friend. One time, he helped me make the greatest economy ever. We’d talk all the time, every Sunday, believe me. You know, before me, this guy was going out of style. The democrats want to crucify him all over again! But I made him great again!”


He brought what? Loaves and Fishes? Come on... Come on.... how many auto plants did I bring? He'll tell you. Jesus, Jesus... tell em how many auto plants.
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Old 11-03-2020, 01:18 AM   #702
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Well my friends. It's a proud moment. Early vote has hit 99,719,397.

I don't think I'm alone in saying that Trump's strategy of voter suppression, intimidation, delegitimization has done anything but bring people out in record shattering numbers.
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Well my friends. It's a proud moment. Early vote has hit 99,719,397.

I don't think I'm alone in saying that Trump's strategy of voter suppression, intimidation, delegitimization has done anything but bring people out in record shattering numbers.


Standing applause to the people who waited hours in line during a global pandemic to cast their vote.

Let that never happen again.
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Old 11-03-2020, 01:25 AM   #704
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Standing applause to the people who waited hours in line during a global pandemic to cast their vote.

Let that never happen again.


Yes, by launching a firm 8-16 year plan that develops the US Department of Cybersecurity which contains the Federal Elections Administration within it, having a the end of this plan culminate with secure transactional online voting.

And for god’s sake if anyone says it’s not secure all I will cite back to you again is your entire personal wealth and the rest of the human population’s wealth is on the internet.
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Old 11-03-2020, 01:35 AM   #705
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Yes, by launching a firm 8-16 year plan that develops the US Department of Cybersecurity which contains the Federal Elections Administration within it, having a the end of this plan culminate with secure transactional online voting.

And for god’s sake if anyone says it’s not secure all I will cite back to you again is your entire personal wealth and the rest of the human population’s wealth is on the internet.
Standing ovation right here!
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Trump brought out Lil Pump in Michigan and called him Little Pimp.

Life is so fucking weird right now.
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Old 11-03-2020, 01:48 AM   #707
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One more trashing of RCP. They have Biden at +2.6 in PA.

Four out of the nine polls are right wing trash polls.
Their average - Trump +2

The other real pollsters - Biden +5.2

I think Biden wins PA by 6.
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Old 11-03-2020, 02:04 AM   #708
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If Jesus actually showed up, Trump would tweet that he draws bigger crowds at his rallies and that he prefers saviors that can actually save themselves.
I saw a clip the other day where he was bragging about how he could draw bigger crowds than Reagan. It was truly something.

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From G. Elliott Morris

I think it’s actually fairly likely that we’ll be able to call the whole election by 9 or 10 PM, based on the shift we see in full results from rural counties and in FL, NC, and VA, which count election day and early/absentee ballots very quickly. Could all be over by midnight.

Chance of winning the electoral college - 96 to 4


It's hard to believe the day's finally here. I thought it'd never get here, and yet now that it is, my stomach's in knots. Please, please, PLEASE let this day end well. Please.
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Old 11-03-2020, 06:39 AM   #709
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Thanos had a 999,999,999 to 1 chance to win the election, too.

I promise that is my last bit of pessimism until at least 7 pm.
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Do not give a man who thinks this makes him look good four more years under any circumstance

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...453913093?s=19
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Old 11-03-2020, 06:49 AM   #711
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Do not give a man who thinks this makes him look good four more years under any circumstance

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...453913093?s=19

In fairness, I don’t look much better on the dance floor. But on the other hand, I’m not a serial lying piece of shit.

Go Biden!
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Old 11-03-2020, 07:10 AM   #712
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Time to make things right...I’d say America, but we all know that’s not the case.

States need to start splitting their votes like Maine and Nebraska, since we’ll never lose the Electoral College. At least that will help take the focus away from the same states every time.

But for now, go battleground states.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/PpollingN...01138525085696

Final analysis from Bloomberg’s polling and analytics outfit.

Predicting Biden win with the 3 midwestern states plus Florida and NC but warning it will look like Trump will win until mail in ballots start being added to totals.

Amazing that 100 million people already voted.

But really sad and depressing that it’s even this close given the choice between a decent person with a plan and irredeemable garbage.
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MSNBC and the internet for sure.

Here’s something to pass the time:

Attachment 12679

I got: Illegal aliens will erase stay at home moms.
I got: Taco trucks will abort Fox News.
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Bisexuals will eradicate Christopher Columbus
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Or he would invite him to his rally, bring him on stage, and say “this guy! My prophet friend... We’d talk all the time, every Sunday,!”
Didn't realize Jesus spends his Sundays golfing.
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Trump would say “Wait, Jesus is a brown person? Get out of our country!”
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Gzus, nice guy. But he's been wrong so many times. And what about Mary? I moved on her like a bitch. But she's a virgin. Not my type, believe me.
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Do not give a man who thinks this makes him look good four more years under any circumstance

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...453913093?s=19
Obviously the 70's were the peak of Donnie's life.
And that night he spent with the Village People in a hotel suite after a night out at Studio 54 is apparently the genesis of the term "Trump Train".
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