US Politics XVIII: the illegitimate partisan sham thread

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1225174713992990721

this is his reaction.

this should also be used in every campaign video by an opponent of susan collins forever.

 

[BEAL]

He's not going to leave.

His imprisoned lawyer said it
His followers say it
And he has mentioned it over 29x since taking office.

If he wins it'll be from cheating and no one will care
If he loses the election, he'll claim the other side cheated and everyone will care.

Doesn't mean we give up, but it's going to be really difficult getting him out of office

 

[DaveC]

the timing for the end of this thread really couldn't be more perfect, and that was absolutely 100% intentional on my part when i opened it.

 

[dazzledbylight]

I guess you used Edge's Time Machine then

 

[anitram]

He's not going to leave.

His imprisoned lawyer said it
His followers say it
And he has mentioned it over 29x since taking office.

If he wins it'll be from cheating and no one will care
If he loses the election, he'll claim the other side cheated and everyone will care.

Doesn't mean we give up, but it's going to be really difficult getting him out of office

He looks like shit and is probably in very poor health.

I wouldn't put it past him to cook up some scheme to not leave, but luckily for the rest of us the Grim Reaper will take care of things.

 

[DaveC]

He ... is probably in very poor health.

i've also heard that the pope is probably catholic.

 

[BEAL]

His brain is definitely short circuiting

But we all thought the rumors of him stepping away a few summers ago may play out.

 

[dazzledbylight]

For what it might be worth The House is probably going to subpoena Bolton.

And Thx for the redit quotes, DAVEC

 

[womanfish]

the timing for the end of this thread really couldn't be more perfect, and that was absolutely 100% intentional on my part when i opened it.

Beautifully crafted! Bravo

 

[DaveC]

someone else can start the next part if they've got a good name - i'll make it tomorrow morning if not.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Done