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another timely contribution from the desk of mr <>:
Jesus and the Democrat
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'
The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she
give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked, 'Is that Jesus over there?'
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a
cup of hot tea, 'My treat.'
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey
there, honey! How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller
Light?' He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that
God's boy over there?'
The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold glass of beer. 'On my bill,' he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.'
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up,
and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, 'For
your kindness, you are healed.
The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his
hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and
yelled, 'Don't touch me .. I'm collecting disability.'
Jesus and the Democrat
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'
The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she
give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked, 'Is that Jesus over there?'
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a
cup of hot tea, 'My treat.'
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey
there, honey! How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller
Light?' He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that
God's boy over there?'
The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold glass of beer. 'On my bill,' he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.'
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up,
and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, 'For
your kindness, you are healed.
The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his
hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and
yelled, 'Don't touch me .. I'm collecting disability.'