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Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Oct 2000
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U2Bama's Dislikes
DISCLAIMER: You are very likely to find items mong my list of "dislkies" to be among your "likes." As we are all designed to choose what we like based on our own tastes and interests, you should not be offended by such. I welcome your attempts to proselytize me as to why I should start "likeing" something which I currently "dislike." I am interested to see why you think I should like these things.
__________________In the spirit of today's forum activity, I thought it would be appropriate for me to be up-front and honest with all of you and go ahead an put on the table as many things as I can think of which I dislike. 1. steamed vegetables 2. boy bands, girl groups, pop sensations, radiohead 3. theocracy 4. Irish dancing (River Dance, Lord of the Dance, etc.) 5. Roller blading 6. veganism 7. communism (in theory and in practice) 8. diamond (when used as an adjective or prefix) 9. jalapeno Christmas lights 10. weirdos 11. X-treme sports 12. Hillary in 2004!!! 13. "Miami" and "Playboy Mansion" 14. Al Qaeda and anyone who agrees with them 15. Pizza Hut 16. threads about Bono's hair 17. Jeep Liberty 18. fruitcake 19. European beer 20. Terry Bowden 21. wizards 22. Daffy Duck's "martian" friend 23. Bill Curry 24. clowns 25. sushi 26. coffee, cappucino, etc. 27. over-priced specialty light bulbs 28. "Felicity" 29. the "Reverend" Al Sharpton 30. Krblechistan 31. bland foods There's my list; perhaps I will post more later on. ~U2Alabama |
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things i dislike:
__________________frosted glass honking pigeons my job peanut butter cher's voice public bathrooms stinky people getting up in the morning creed people who don't like the word blargh hangovers pleated pants uncomfortable shoes uncomfortable underwear barfing |
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Sizzlin' Sicilian
Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Bay Area, CA
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I agree with you on the following items.
Most importantly #8. Quote:
papercuts irritating neighbors writers block and the number 9 ------------------ My Lair |
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New Yorker
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Los Angeles, CA USA
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LOL@barfing. I love sushi. Actually, the whole sushi bar experience with friends is great. Bama, I agree with you on the Irish dancing although I did like it when I first saw it. Coffee rules -- espresso and french roast, anyway.
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
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I'm glad freaks weren't on the list. CK |
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
ALL ACCESS Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Virginia
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If you haven't had a cappacinno in Italy, you haven't really lived.
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Oh, believe me, I'VE LIVED.
If you haven't been to a Grateful Dead concert on the San Francisco Bay, then you haven't lived. |
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New Yorker
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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1. You can't fry all vegetables, you know.
2. I like Radiohead's music and lyrics, but you could cauterize a dog's throat and it'd sing better than Thom Yorke. 9. Jalapeno Christmas lights??? 19. Eh...if you like Michelob Light better than Guinness and Bass, I'm going to have to call you a redneck. 21. A pox on you. 22. Don't make me zap you with my matter transmogrifier. |
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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The show was only 3 hours long. But, yes, I would take it over Italian capuccino any day.
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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Michelob, Bud and similar brews are fine for boatracing and for inducing urine, but otherwise I prefer beers that taste like something. |
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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See, the 2 of you are hinged on the whole "taste" obstacle; I prefer the taste of Michelob Light, and you prefer the ones which I despise. There is no hope of conversion on my beer tastes.
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love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Hi, Violet
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Dislikes:
CD players that start skipping just when you are most involved in the music that is playing. Genteel squalor and not having the willpower to rectify it. Ranting and raving letters to the editor in your local newspaper, and the idiot editor who saw fit to publish them. Computers that crash three times a day. Forgetting to regularly save some important piece of work-in-progress, and then suffering a power failure. Clothes dryers that do not 'dry' anything. Crank telephone callers who don't even have the guts to make an obscene comment or two before hanging up. Telemarketers who don't know when to call it quits. Door-to-door evangelists who don't know when to call it quits. Junk mail in any form. Sleeping in. Waking up. Barking neighbours' dogs - and barking neighbours. Traffic. Being awake to see the sunrise when you know you really should be unconscious. German Shepards - the only dog that always appears mad, bad and dangerous to know. Cheap printing paper that curls at the edges. Ants. ------------------ "There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night A devil in the closet and a feeling I'd prefer to hide He is religion He won't hear me when I cry for help He has a vision of me but I am somebody else..." |
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Cheers to Bama for posting what makes him an individual. (sounds like it could be another "get-to-know-me" thread).
Jeers to the ones who will try to make him conform to their tastes. And down with Rev. Al Sharpton! |
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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Everything Zonelistener Knows Is Right.
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Refugee
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Brisbane (with Montreal in my heart!)
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My dislikes:
__________________-Waking up early -Quebec's health care system -Snobby people -People who judge you only by your appearance and don't want to dig deep enough to find out who you truly are. -Bananas -Liver -Cigarette smoke -Underweight actresses who could hoola hoop in a Cheerio yet say that they love to eat -My job -Spiders -People who stink |
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