This is a one lady who women should pattern themselves after.

[VintagePunk]

Originally posted by diamond
As a firm believer of womanhood, I believe you're selling womanhood short.
And I know a great many things, being a salesman and all and an expert on all the womens.

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If your wife were in that position, would you want her to go after the burglar? I mean, so that she could be a shining example of womanhood, and all.

[Diemen]

To follow up:

believer in womanhood

As opposed to those who don't believe they exist?

[diamond]

It's a commonly held fact in these parts that I'm the resident expert on all things women.


Women
Girls
Ladies

all those of the superior gender seek my counsel and wisdom usually in secret but sometimes via diamondtelepathy..

Have no worries gals I'm here for you, no need to seek erroneous information from dubious sources.



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[Lila64]

Originally posted by diamond
And I know a great many things, being a salesman and all and an expert on all the womens.

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Did I just read that?


I'm sorry dbs, I really can't see you as an expert on... on.... well on anything.

[Diemen]

Originally posted by diamond
It's a commonly held fact in these parts that I'm the resident expert on all things women.


Women
Girls
Ladies

all those of the superior gender seek my counsel and wisdom usually in secret but sometimes via diamondtelepathy..

Have no worries gals I'm here for you, no need to seek erroneous information from dubious sources.



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I'm telling you, dbs, you should give standup a shot.

[MrsSpringsteen]

I think he's just trying to be funny

I hope

[Diemen]

Originally posted by MrsSpringsteen


I think he's just trying to be funny

"Trying" is the operative word here.

[diamond]

Originally posted by Lila64



Did I just read that?


I'm sorry dbs, I really can't see you as an expert on... on.... well on anything.

Cheer up what's with the face?

Reread the sentence: "I'm an expert on all the womens" .

Most mortals giggle at the stupidity of that statement, let alone the atrocious grammar.

Have you smiled yet today Lila?
You should because you have a great smile.

I'm an expert in the department of government issued smiles.

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[diamond]

Originally posted by VintagePunk


If your wife were in that position, would you want her to go after the burglar? I mean, so that she could be a shining example of womanhood, and all.

No.
She only weighs 99lbs and hasn't been a semi pro boxer.

She is better at other indoor sports I hear.



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[VintagePunk]

Originally posted by diamond


all those of the superior gender seek my counsel and wisdom usually in secret but sometimes via diamondtelepathy..

For the past few days, I've been reading some internet craziness from a specific fandom where a couple of people have claimed (and they seem completely earnest, like they really believe this!) that they're married to a fictional character on an astral plane.

Perhaps this is where diamond's counselling to women takes place, on some astral plane?

[diamond]

Originally posted by Diemen


I'm telling you, dbs, you should give standup a shot.

My charitable dispostion forbids me to take filthy lucre for my God given talents.

[VintagePunk]

Originally posted by diamond


No.
She only weighs 99lbs and hasn't been a semi pro boxer.

She is better at other indoor sports I hear.



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Good answer.

[Irvine511]

Originally posted by diamond
It's a commonly held fact in these parts that I'm the resident expert on all things women.


Women
Girls
Ladies

it's true, everyone. diamond absolutely adores the following women ...















in fact, you can often find him wearing their clothes, trying to figure out their make up techniques, and bouncing around his room with their music playing and singing into his favorite hairbrush.

daddy diamond does love women.

[diamond]

Originally posted by Irvine511




acting to the fullest potential within the parameters pre-set by men.

a lady holds her own when called to, kicks ass in rare moments when needed.

this is a thread about empowering women, boo boo-so pay attention.

[Irvine511]

Originally posted by diamond

this is a thread about empowering women, boo boo-so pay attention.

so why use antiquated terms like "lady"?

[diamond]

Originally posted by VintagePunk


For the past few days, I've been reading some internet craziness from a specific fandom where a couple of people have claimed (and they seem completely earnest, like they really believe this!) that they're married to a fictional character on an astral plane.

Perhaps this is where diamond's counselling to women takes place, on some astral plane?

diamondology transcends boundries.

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[diamond]

Originally posted by Irvine511




so why use antiquated terms like "lady"?

there is a time and a season for everything.

there is a time for a man to be a man or for a man to be a gentleman.

lady is not an antiquated term but only to a few ppl-those few are enmassed in here.

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[VintagePunk]

Originally posted by diamond


diamondology transcends boundries.

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Exactly. Which is why we shouldn't rush to conclude that said dispensation of wisdom and counselling takes place on an earthly realm.

[diamond]

Originally posted by VintagePunk


Exactly. Which is why we shouldn't rush to conclude that said dispensation of wisdom and counselling takes place on an earthly realm.

agreed to a degree.

there is no doubt we read eachother.


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[diamond]

Originally posted by Irvine511




it's true, everyone. diamond absolutely adores the following women ...















in fact, you can often find him wearing their clothes, trying to figure out their make up techniques, and bouncing around his room with their music playing and singing into his favorite hairbrush.

daddy diamond does love women.

give me Cher and I will bring her bagels, Madonna and I shall wear her leash.