The Report Of My Death Was An Exaggeration

[U2Bama]

But I am not back yet; I am busy watching the NCAA championship basketball game tonight (Go Hoosiers! although their rim seems to have been defective in the first half), and I will watch "24" tomorrow night, and I will be at church Wednesday night.

Nonetheless, y'all have carried on some interesting threads in my absence, some of which I will revive. Unfortunately, it seems there has also been some hateful vitriol; that's the way it goes, I suppose.

Until my full return, I thought speedracer might enjoy this:

~U2Alabama

and, P.S., the quote that serves as the topic of this post is from Mark Twain.



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ah u2bama, i didn't know under the guise of a simple southerner lurks a dibolical evil genius. --tomtom

 

[brettig]

haha welcome back bam!

Seems youve been gone so long no-one recognises u

 

[wannabe]

wb Bama, er at least when ya get back!

 

[Angela Harlem]

Hey Bama! You were another absentee I was thinking of the other day.

You best be coming back quick dude, they're dropping like flies 'round 'ere!

 

[Bonochick]

Nice to hear from you, Bama! Welcome back...when you get back...

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[zonelistener]

ahhhh,

Great to have THE FYM SAVIOR back!

Seriously - It will be good to have the voice of reason back - see what happens when you go away?

 

[Sicy]

Welcome back Bama.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

Bama, it is SO good to have you back. You have been sorely missed.

 

[z edge]

Weeeeeeelcome back*cough
BAMA
jama

cya
late

 

[foray]

I have missed calling a person bam bam or bamarama.

yarof

 

[speedracer]

Hmm, haven't the US armed forces any clue whether Bert is alive or dead?

 

[U2girl]

"Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged..."

 

[zooropamanda]

BamaRama!!!!!
You big tease!
Come back before we start having Alabammy withdrawals please.

Hi Mrs BamaWifey!

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[U2Bama]

Originally posted by speedracer:
Hmm, haven't the US armed forces any clue whether Bert is alive or dead?

Afghan leader Hamid Karzai announced on Al Jazeera TV today that they may have Bert in custody, and they will deliver him to U.S. authorities as long as he gets the same media exposure as Taliban John.

~U2Alabama

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by U2Bama:

Afghan leader Hamid Karzai announced on Al Jazeera TV today that they may have Bert in custody, and they will deliver him to U.S. authorities as long as he gets the same media exposure as Taliban John.

But what about Ernie? Hmmm.....

This is why I missed you around here-good to have you back.

 

[U2Bama]

I don't think Ernie and Bert hang out anymore; there was a falling-out at some point.

 

[Gina Marie]

A recent photo of them looking very happy-and what about those reports of Ernie's death-did he really die? Or were those exaggerations?

Btw-I had Bert and Ernie puppets when I was a kid,but I always liked Ernie better.Bert was mean and nasty...

 

[U2Bama]

That is an older picture; look at Bert's unibrow and compare to the one in his recent photo with The Osama. The one in your picture was taken before he started having the unibrow groomed.

 

[Gina Marie]

 

[Gina Marie]

Bama's tattoo?

There are some very 'unusual' pics of Bert and or Ernie, however they are too inappropriate to be posted here.

 

[U2Bama]

I am opposed to tattoos and have none.

But those photos are mostly older; I think the mug shot is the most recent one. He was arrested for protesting without a permit after Clinton's 1997 bombing campaign in Sudan & Afghanistan, as this is when he initiated his ties to The Osama. Notice the unibrow.

~U2Alabama

 

[zonelistener]

I see this as another conspiracy of the media!

You constantly here about this Walker charachter who ran off to join Osama, but you do not hear anything about Bert - a powerful "media" figure. I believe the young Walker may have been influenced by Bert at an early age to join the terrorists.

I fear Bert and the other possible media charachters and muppets that may be activiated to spread terror throughout the U.S. - where is McCarthy when you need a good witch hunt!?

 

[Crzy4Bono]

Welcome back Bama! We missed you!

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[DC]

I think people falsely reported my death too.

 

[U2Bama]

DC, you seem to have died and been exiled from this place many times.