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I read a report that's where they believe Saddam hid his WMDs as well. That's why we're sending probes up there as we speak.
 
Not aimed at anyone mind you, just thought it was funny:

Mars approach will make men randy, Portuguese astrologer warns
Wed Aug 27, 9:09 AM ET

LISBON (AFP) - The proximity of the planet Mars, which will be its closest to Earth for almost 60,000 years, will make men more predisposed to having sex, a Portuguese astologer has warned.
"Men will be sexually more active," Rui Lorga told daily newspaper A Capital.

*as if another reason/excuse was needed*:shame:
 
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Mars vs. Venus: Men have the better deal.

Mars: Semi-habitable planet with stable atmosphere and little geological activity.

Venus: Heat that can melt lead, pressure that could crush a submarine, active volcanoes, and constant showers of acid.
 
Mongpoovian said:
Venus: Heat that can melt lead, pressure that could crush a submarine, active volcanoes, and constant showers of acid.

I didn't realize that Venus was a uterus. :sexywink:

Melon
 
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