The Fracturing of a Party...

[U2isthebest]

Originally posted by anitram
Anybody who says we need to amend the Constitution to bring it in line with the Bible has a few screws loose in my opinion. It's outrageous to even suggest.

But on to funnier things...

Glenn Beck just hung up on Huckabee! He first flipped out when he had him on the phone, accusing him of being an unelectable spoiler for Romney, then he just had enough of him and hung up.

Hilarious!

Wow. He is a consummate professional. Journalism at its finest; Edward R. Murrow would be proud.

[LemonMelon]

Originally posted by BonoVoxSupastar


You don't think ammending the constitution to be more like the Bible is whacky?

Forgive me for not being terribly well-read but, though I've always known he was an evangelical plaything, I've never heard him proclaim those intentions. Quote?

[kellyahern]

So if Colbert made Huckabee, and Conan made Colbert, and Stewart made Conan, and Beck hung up on Huckabee . . .

[anitram]

“[Some of my opponents] do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that’s what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards,” Huckabee said.

[phillyfan26]

Originally posted by LemonMelon


Forgive me for not being terribly well-read but, though I've always known he was an evangelical plaything, I've never heard him proclaim those intentions. Quote?

"I believe it's a lot easier to change the constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that's what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards."

[phillyfan26]

Originally posted by kellyahern
So if Colbert made Huckabee, and Conan made Colbert, and Stewart made Conan, and Beck hung up on Huckabee . . .

Then Chuck Norris will kick Beck?

[LemonMelon]

Originally posted by phillyfan26


"I believe it's a lot easier to change the constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that's what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards."

Thanks. Yep, that's pretty crazy, and certainly not the way to unite the voters.

But hey, countless conservatives have had those same intentions over the years. I'll give him credit for at least saying it outright.

[U2isthebest]

Originally posted by phillyfan26


Then Chuck Norris will kick Beck?

He will round-house kick, then sucker punch Beck.

Because he is Chuck Norris. He takes no shit.

[phillyfan26]

Originally posted by LemonMelon


Thanks. Yep, that's pretty crazy, and certainly not the way to unite the voters.

But hey, countless conservatives have had those same intentions over the years. I'll give him credit for at least saying it outright.

So will I.

[kellyahern]

Originally posted by phillyfan26


Then Chuck Norris will kick Beck?

[the iron horse]

Originally posted by U2isthebest


I did, and I don't disagree with the basic points of it. I was commenting more on the beliefs of your Republican friends who say they want more personal freedom yet often stand for taking them away, i.e. my original response to you. Sorry! I should've been more clear!

No problem,

Thanks for making it clear U2isthebest.
I guess I could have read your reply more clearly also.

And Oh!
My Republican friends....
I don't know what to say.

[U2isthebest]

Originally posted by the iron horse





No problem,

Thanks for making it clear U2isthebest.
I guess I could have read your reply more clearly also.

And Oh!
My Republican friends....
I don't know what to say.

That's ok. You're certainly not responsible for their choices. I was just venting a frusturation.

[Vincent Vega]

Originally posted by kellyahern
So if Colbert made Huckabee, and Conan made Colbert, and Stewart made Conan, and Beck hung up on Huckabee . . .

For some odd and terrible reason NBC is not longer available through Veoh, and as a non-American I can't watch NBC's content on their side, and now I'm living without Conan O'Brien for weeks. :terriblebreakdown:

I only came to Conan made Chuck, and Chuck made Huck, and so Conan made Huck, but Colbert claiming to having made Huck as well, with Conan responding that he made Colbert, which in turn would mean he made both Colbert and Huck, but then they cancelled NBC from Veoh.

[martha]

Originally posted by Vincent Vega

I only came to Conan made Chuck, and Chuck made Huck, and so Conan made Huck, but Colbert claiming to having made Huck as well, with Conan responding that he made Colbert, which in turn would mean he made both Colbert and Huck, but then they cancelled NBC from Veoh.

What the hell are you guys talking about? Do I need to start watching TV?

[phillyfan26]

Stewart, guesting on the Report, played a clip from his old MTV show in which he had Conan as a guest.

So, it became:

Colbert made Huckabee, Conan made Colbert, Stewart made Conan

[martha]

Oh.

[phillyfan26]

Originally posted by martha


What the hell are you guys talking about? Do I need to start watching TV?

Conan claimed he made Huckabee by making Chuck Norris, because he used to reference Walker, Texas Ranger regularly on his show.

Colbert claimed he made Huckabee by giving him a fist bump.

Conan countered by "attacking" Colbert, and then saying he made Colbert by mentioning him on his "high powered network show."

Colbert then had Jon Stewart on his show, who played the clip I mentioned in my last post, of him having Conan on his old show.

So, it became:

Colbert made Huckabee, Conan made Colbert, Stewart made Conan ... thus, Stewart made Huckabee

[2861U2]

Originally posted by BonoVoxSupastar


And Chris Matthews has a record for sticking his foot in his mouth...

Can't disagree with you there. This is the same guy who said if you don't cry during an Obama speech, you're not an American.

Honestly one of the stupidest things I've ever heard in my life.

[kellyahern]

Originally posted by Vincent Vega


For some odd and terrible reason NBC is not longer available through Veoh, and as a non-American I can't watch NBC's content on their side, and now I'm living without Conan O'Brien for weeks. :terriblebreakdown:

I only came to Conan made Chuck, and Chuck made Huck, and so Conan made Huck, but Colbert claiming to having made Huck as well, with Conan responding that he made Colbert, which in turn would mean he made both Colbert and Huck, but then they cancelled NBC from Veoh.

http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/index.shtml#mea=213670

[Vincent Vega]

Originally posted by phillyfan26


Conan claimed he made Huckabee by making Chuck Norris, because he used to reference Walker, Texas Ranger regularly on his show.

Colbert claimed he made Huckabee by giving him a fist bump.

Conan countered by "attacking" Colbert, and then saying he made Colbert by mentioning him on his "high powered network show."

Colbert then had Jon Stewart on his show, who played the clip I mentioned in my last post, of him having Conan on his old show.

So, it became:

Colbert made Huckabee, Conan made Colbert, Stewart made Conan ... thus, Stewart made Huckabee

Sounds like he made a very solid case there.