The End is Nigh: US Presidential Election Thread Part XVI

[Diemen]

did someone say whole hog?
[insert sexist image here]

I've already talked to you once about sexist posts.

That's enough.

 

[Diemen]

(you're not really that Mexican, your English is way too good, you probably even have papers)

And this thread could also do without the ha-ha-I'm-being-sarcastically-but-still-grossly-xenophobic/racist trolling, too.

 

[Oregoropa]

Interesting you have Maine going Trump but NH Clinton


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[bono_212]

Look, dude, I put that map together in about 10 seconds, I haven't the slightest clue.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I'm voting for Hillary.

 

[nbelcik]

I know that Arizona probably isn't going to go blue, but I'm hoping increased Latinx turnout flips it.


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[Axver]

Dixville Notch has voted, folks. We can all go home.

Results, via the Guardian:

Hillary Clinton: 4 votes

Donald Trump: 2 votes

Gary Johnson: 1 vote

Mitt Romney (write-in!): 1 vote

Turnout: 8

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Mittens!

 

[Axver]

It's the unexpected resurgence of R-Money! He'll sweep all fifty states and be president!

 

[LuckyNumber7]

LuckyNumber7, in your opinion, which appears a hell of a lot better educated than mine, which of the polls should I/we be looking at with the most faith?

Again, I'm no expert. Just stick to the well established polling firms, know their biases, and look at their sample sizes.

 

[BVS]

ANN Coulter remains a pathetic human being who is also fucking dumb.





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This is Trump's base, and Trump's next wife.


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[Headache in a Suitcase]

Line around the block trying to get in to vote in a state where the outcome is already known. I've been on like for 20 minutes and barely moved, yet somehow I just saw Amp go to the front of the line with a number on his hand.

 

[Axver]

Trump's next wife.

Too old. Probably not even a 6. But does she have a daughter?

Line around the block trying to get in to vote in a state where the outcome is already known. I've been on like for 20 minutes and barely moved, yet somehow I just saw Amp go to the front of the line with a number on his hand.

RIGGED!

Is there any paper-dolling going on?

 

[BVS]

He's peaking at the moment of decision

This reminds me of all the folks in comment sections across the internet saying, "I've only met Trump supporters, so I just don't understand all these polls showing Killery is ahead."


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[Axver]

So this is a thing, featuring Rob Crow of indie rockers Pinback and, on vocals, Travis Ryan of the deathgrind band Cattle Decapitation: Anal Trump is the grindcore band you need this US election - Metal Hammer

repare your ears for the next big thing in political extreme metal, it's the San Diego grindcore duo Anal Trump.

Taking obvious cues from the much missed noisemongers Anal Cunt (or AxCx if you don't want to offend your nan), Rob and Travis Trump are keeping the spirit of Seth Putnam alive with their savage aural assaults, dripping in satire, irony and naughty words.

For those of you who need some context on grindcore's "finest", this is what they're parodying: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_Cunt#Lyrics

Anal Cunt are a recurring punchline in extreme music, so I can't stop laughing.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

30,000 people in my neighborhood... One voting station the size of a kindergarten classroom .

Democracy!

 

[BVS]

30,000 people in my neighborhood... One voting station the size of a kindergarten classroom .

Democracy!

But how many of them have 4 grandparents, or has IH met?

They don't count.


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[prbiker15]

Heading out to vote in about half an hour. Be safe out there, folks.

 

[Hewson]

Interesting you have Maine going Trump but NH Clinton

Which is pretty much what is expected in New England.

New Hampshire is not the New Hampshire of old. Many Massachusetts residents have moved across the border in recent decades. Southern NH is very blue while rural northern NH remains red like Maine. There are a lot more folks in southern NH however.

 

[digitize]

I'm safely in Toronto for Election Day. Questioning whether or not I'll leave Canada depending on the outcome.


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[Hewson]

Line around the block trying to get in to vote in a state where the outcome is already known. I've been on like for 20 minutes and barely moved, yet somehow I just saw Amp go to the front of the line with a number on his hand.

Sil is periscoping the California voting later.
"I'm dying here!"

 

[Hewson]

Can we talk about how Obummer commanded all the illegals to vote?! The librulz must have seen Oregoropa's map.

 

[PhilsFan]

Fuck Pat Toomey. Have a nice day, everyone.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Is nobody talking about how the Orange Man totally made up a story during a campaign stop in New England about how Tom Brady called him with an endorsement, and Bill Belichick wrote him a letter?

Both of which sounded like Trump actually wrote himself. My favorite part was in the letter from Billbo, he mentions the unfair "slanted" media coverage or whatever.

Clearly Trump took a play out of Clinton's book after several high profile endorsements from Beyoncé/Jay Z/LeBron/etc etc etc.

This is embarrassing.

 

[Hewson]

Its a fairly hot topic here this morning.
Brady said on his weekly radio interview Monday morning the he had not voted yet. Early voting closed Friday in MA, so his only option if he was truthful is to vote today, so either Brady or Trump is lying. Goodell has suspended Brady 44 games as a result.

And anyone who know Belichick knows those are not his words that Orange Donnie read yesterday in Cow Hampshire. Bill might have said good luck, but the rest is "Trumped up". (See Hillary, that's how you parody his name).

 

[PhilsFan]

Is nobody talking about how the Orange Man totally made up a story during a campaign stop in New England about how Tom Brady called him with an endorsement, and Bill Belichick wrote him a letter?

Both of which sounded like Trump actually wrote himself. My favorite part was in the letter from Billbo, he mentions the unfair "slanted" media coverage or whatever.

Clearly Trump took a play out of Clinton's book after several high profile endorsements from Beyoncé/Jay Z/LeBron/etc etc etc.

This is embarrassing.

There are people on this forum voting for Donald Trump.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

There are people on this forum voting for Donald Trump.

Yes and it's so terribly sad that after coming this far, after all the shit he's done, they're okay with someone who is a 100% conman.

If you're voting for Donald Trump and this isn't the most explicit, straightforward example of Trump pulling something out of his ass to benefit him, I think you're deluded. Open your eyes, guys. You've been taken for a ride. I know it's embarrassing to have to admit you got conned, but swallow your pride and stop being fucking stupid.

 

[gump]

Line around the block trying to get in to vote in a state where the outcome is already known. I've been on like for 20 minutes and barely moved, yet somehow I just saw Amp go to the front of the line with a number on his hand.

 

[gump]

Nice try, Ryan:

Ryan: GOP not Donald Trump's party | TheHill

 

[mikal]

I'm bringing Leo to the polls wearing a Hilary 2016 onesie. Hopefully we make it out alive.