That crazy commie wacko MELON is a poo poo head!!!1! Your Mom!!1!

[Johnny Swallow]

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[Lemonite]

Originally posted by GOP-Controlled Whortense:
Oh and welcome me. This is my first post! Tee-hee.

XOXO

Love, Whortense

Melon..
Whatever credibility you were trying to instill into this alter Ego of yours.. you just ruined it by placing a 'Tee-Hee' in your post.

Realize that we're not a bunch of young children, getting all giddy on a plastic slide at one of those 'safer playgrounds'.

Replace it with some sort of laugh that a Grown man would be proud of admitting to.

L.Unplugged

[Lemonite]

Prayers across the board my friend.

Cheers to you in ... your quest?.. Is that what it can be referred to?

L.Unplugged

[Anthony]

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
Are you lucky enough to have 10-10-220 commercials in the UK?

Unfortunately no, however, it was the 'And you are too as a matter of fact, you're all snot faced little brats whining about idology and global problems, you've forgotten about the big picture...'

I just found the snot faced brats bit really funny, like I said, it was too cool.

Ant.

[GOP-Controlled Whortense]

Dearest Lemonite,

What are you talking about? The way you write, I've always assumed you to be about 12 years old, with an obvious demon possession. I would advise that you arrest yourself, and turn yourself into my "Bible Prison." We'll beat you with the bludgeons of "tough love." They look and feel like the real things too!

As for my laugh, it is my laugh, and I am not "melon." How dare you insult me by calling me a "grown man." I have a feeling that you are just one of those crazy communist liberals making a joke of my conservative values. How dare you! But no man is without potential for conversion. I will be praying for you. Tee-hee.

XOXO

Love, Whortense

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~Whortense Wiffin
XI Comtess d'Enron and the conservative alter-ego of "melon"