Questions, Anyone? - Page 2

Tarik · 08-19-2002, 06:23 AM

*grmpf,

whats wrong with me??? those were three questions....anyway....

But don't forget:

WHO DIES SOONER, IS LONGER DEAD

speedracer · 08-19-2002, 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by Tarik
*grmpf,

whats wrong with me??? those were three questions....anyway....

But don't forget:

WHO DIES SOONER, IS LONGER DEAD

Actually, it was four questions.

U2Bama · 08-19-2002, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by Like O2
Bama, my 3 year old daughter just "accidentally" swallowed a small steel marble, part of this construction toy...

Do you think one of the magnetic bars would now stick to her tummy?

Since it is part of a common "toy," it is unlikely that the magnet would be strong enough to attract the marble through her stomach lining and epidermis. Be on the "lookout" for the marble over the next few days, if you know what I mean.

~U2Alabama

U2Bama · 08-19-2002, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by speedracer
why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the genetically-modified chicken farmer.

U2Bama · 08-19-2002, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Tarik
1.) What was first? the egg or the chicken?

Typically, I have eggs for breakfast at the start of the day, and chicken for lunch or dinner later in the day; thus, I would say that the egg came first, no one ate it, and it hatched into a chicken.

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2.) Why is colder at night than outdoors?

Well, I assume you are asking why it is colder at night outdoors than during daylight hours outdoors.

I am no atmospheric scientist or meteorologist or whatever, but I would say that it is because at night, the hemisphere is facing away from the sun, and during daylight hours, the hemisphere is facing towards the sun, thus gaining the heat put out by the sun's light.

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3.) Is Elvis still alive? And if, will he come back?

No; he passed away on August 16, 1977, and he will not come back to this planet.

~U2Alabama

Lilly · 08-19-2002, 08:23 PM

why does God take babies from the womb weeks before their delivery?

U2Bama · 08-19-2002, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Lilly
why does God take babies from the womb weeks before their delivery?

Only God knows the answer to this plaguing question, but I for one would like to think that it is so that the babies can be angels.

I saw your thread about your friend in Goal Is Soul and unfortunately their is no easy way to deal with it here on earth. It is times like this that we Faith, Hope and Love, none of which are shallow.

As Alison Kraus sings, "Faith can see right through the circumstance, it sees the forest in spite of the trees."

"...And the greatest of these is Love..."

And as the recently departed Michael Houser of Widespread Panic said on his final studio album with the band, "Where there is love, there is hope."

~U2Alabama

speedracer · 08-19-2002, 09:39 PM

Bama, which college football will cry the most about getting screwed out of a spot in the national title game this year?

U2Bama · 08-19-2002, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by speedracer
Bama, which college football will cry the most about getting screwed out of a spot in the national title game this year?

As is usually the case, it will be Florida State University and Coach Bobby Bowden. His son Terry will probably get a word in edge-wise as well on ABC Sports.

brettig · 08-20-2002, 01:44 AM

superb?

U2Bama · 08-20-2002, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by brettig
superb?

Is what superb? Tiger Woods getting beat? YES.

Spyplane · 08-20-2002, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by speedracer
Bama, which college football will cry the most about getting screwed out of a spot in the national title game this year?

Well it certainly won't be the old Crimson Tide since they won't even be in contention for this coveted spot.

ze-unplugged

U2Bama · 08-20-2002, 10:55 PM

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Well it certainly won't be the old Crimson Tide since they won't even be in contention for this coveted spot.

Our appeal is pending.

brettig · 08-21-2002, 06:17 AM

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Is what superb? Tiger Woods getting beat? YES.

I actually meant are you superb, but that's a good answer.

~U2AlaBeema

Like O2 · 08-21-2002, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by U2Bama

Be on the "lookout" for the marble over the next few days, if you know what I mean.

~U2Alabama

Oh wise bama, you were right again.

And for the record, steel really isn't flushable.

Next question - Was that too much information for a public forum?

speedracer · 08-21-2002, 09:04 PM

Bama, do you think Bert and Osama bin Laden are dead or alive?

U2Bama · 08-23-2002, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Like O2
Was that too much information for a public forum?

No; this is "FREE YOUR MIND," remember?

**KhanadaRhodes** · 08-23-2002, 09:50 PM

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Bama, do you think Bert and Osama bin Laden are dead or alive?

i have a bert and ernie check. i know this has nothing to do with that, but i thought i should share that my checks have a sesame street theme.

when i send elvis my check, i wonder which character he'd prefer? my last check i wrote, to pay for my car insurance, was of elmo.

U2Bama · 08-23-2002, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by speedracer
Bama, do you think Bert and Osama bin Laden are dead or alive?

I am not sure whether The Osama is alive or in hell, though the chances for either of the 2 are near equal.

As for Bert, he has apparently returned to the U.S. but has not met the same consequences as "Taliban John" Walker or the kid from Louisiana. During a bout of insomnia, I was flipping channels late last night and happened uppon the Jerry Springer show, where I saw this:

I think Jerry Springer's show is a few days tape delayed.

~U2Alabama

U2Bama · 08-23-2002, 10:07 PM

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when i send elvis my check, i wonder which character he'd prefer? my last check i wrote, to pay for my car insurance, was of elmo.

I would suggest an image of the late Mr. Hooper.

08-19-2002, 06:23 AM	#21
Tarik The Fly Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 70 Local Time: 09:37 PM	, *grmpf, whats wrong with me??? those were three questions....anyway.... But don't forget: WHO DIES SOONER, IS LONGER DEAD __________________

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Lilly Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: back and to the left Posts: 8,523 Local Time: 02:37 PM	if you can answer this, i'll be forever indebted to you. why does God take babies from the womb weeks before their delivery?

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speedracer Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 7,604 Local Time: 04:37 PM	Bama, which college football will cry the most about getting screwed out of a spot in the national title game this year?

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speedracer Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 7,604 Local Time: 04:37 PM	Bama, do you think Bert and Osama bin Laden are dead or alive?