Prior knowledge of the big bang!

Krasno The Great · 05-07-2002, 09:15 PM

Apparently the US government had forewarning of the "Big Bang" that gave way to the birth of the Universe. To think they could have prevented such a violent action.

CK

U2Bama · 05-07-2002, 09:31 PM

Exactly. George W. Bush could have prevented us from having differences and arguing all the time, but since he wanted to help gun and weapon manufacturers make more money, he let it go on as that big right-winger in the sky, God, had planned.

melon · 05-08-2002, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by U2Bama:
that big right-winger in the sky, God

I insist you take that back.

Melon

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U2Bama · 05-08-2002, 08:03 PM

But, you see, Melon, we mortal right-wingers KNOW that God is one of us! He CERTAINLY isn't a liberal Democrat!

pax · 05-08-2002, 08:27 PM

Bama, I'm not sure if you're joking, but I think I'm with melon.

The Wanderer · 05-08-2002, 08:33 PM

hahaha, great thread Krasno!

diamond · 05-09-2002, 02:44 AM

..and Jesus told me was a Republican too.

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Angela Harlem · 05-09-2002, 06:28 AM

Old news. This was written and placed in a bottle thousands of years ago. YOUR government chose to ignore the message and instead look at all the many money making uses of the bottle.

Spyplane · 05-09-2002, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by U2Bama:
But, you see, Melon, we mortal right-wingers KNOW that God is one of us! He CERTAINLY isn't a liberal Democrat!

LOL
well then, what about SATAN

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Zooropa · 05-09-2002, 05:04 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Spyplane:

Quote:

Originally posted by U2Bama:
But, you see, Melon, we mortal right-wingers KNOW that God is one of us! He CERTAINLY isn't a liberal Democrat

LOL
well then, what about SATAN

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Bwuhahaha... Satan's a liberal Democrat of course!!!!!

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z edge · 05-09-2002, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zooropa:
Bwuhahaha... Satan's a liberal Democrat of course!!!!!

chain · 05-09-2002, 06:43 PM

Everyone knows there is no Devil
It�s just God when he's drunk.

U2Bama · 05-09-2002, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zooropa:
Satan's a liberal Democrat of course!!!!!

The "Satan" that formerly posted in this forum is indeed a liberal Democrat.

z edge · 05-09-2002, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2Bama:
The "Satan" that formerly posted in this forum is indeed a liberal Democrat.

yes

U2Bama · 05-09-2002, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by z edge:
yes

Quit mocking me. You cannot pull rank on me, for I am a civilian.

Spyplane · 05-10-2002, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2Bama:
Quit mocking me. You cannot pull rank on me, for I am a civilian.

But I CAN abuse the priviledge bestowed upon me by the Almighty by ruining the entire world for a little black gold, Texas T

U2Bama · 05-10-2002, 10:16 PM

yes, your Trans Am probably doesn't get very good gas mileage; except when it's broken down, LIKE NOW!!!!

05-07-2002, 09:15 PM	#1
Krasno The Great Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Forests of Eastern Europe Posts: 153 Local Time: 01:25 PM	Prior knowledge of the big bang! Apparently the US government had forewarning of the "Big Bang" that gave way to the birth of the Universe. To think they could have prevented such a violent action. CK __________________

05-07-2002, 09:31 PM	#2
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 08:25 AM	Exactly. George W. Bush could have prevented us from having differences and arguing all the time, but since he wanted to help gun and weapon manufacturers make more money, he let it go on as that big right-winger in the sky, God, had planned. __________________

05-10-2002, 10:16 PM	#17
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 08:25 AM	yes, your Trans Am probably doesn't get very good gas mileage; except when it's broken down, LIKE NOW!!!! __________________

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05-08-2002, 08:03 PM	#4
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 08:25 AM	But, you see, Melon, we mortal right-wingers KNOW that God is one of us! He CERTAINLY isn't a liberal Democrat!

05-08-2002, 08:27 PM	#5
pax ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ewen's new American home Posts: 11,412 Local Time: 09:25 AM	Bama, I'm not sure if you're joking, but I think I'm with melon.

05-08-2002, 08:33 PM	#6
The Wanderer Kid A Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Holy Roman Empire Posts: 5,271 Local Time: 08:25 AM	hahaha, great thread Krasno!

05-09-2002, 02:44 AM	#7
diamond ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tempe, Az USA Posts: 12,856 Local Time: 06:25 AM	..and Jesus told me was a Republican too. D B 9 ------------------ AIM= diamondbruno9

05-09-2002, 06:28 AM	#8
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 12:25 AM	Old news. This was written and placed in a bottle thousands of years ago. YOUR government chose to ignore the message and instead look at all the many money making uses of the bottle.

05-09-2002, 06:43 PM	#12
chain Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Huntington Beach Posts: 126 Local Time: 01:25 PM	Everyone knows there is no Devil It�s just God when he's drunk.