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Someone emailed this list to me. Feel free to add your own.... this is for fun

My personal favorite is a bumper sticker that I actually saw in California that said, "Thank God for the Red States". I'm from California.

I also find #5 particularly apt.

Winning Bumper Stickers

1) 2004: Embarrassed, 2005 : Horrified, 2006: Terrified, 2007...
2) 1/20/09: End of an Error
3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
6) Bush : Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
7) Can You Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time?
8) If You Can Read This, You're Not the President
9) Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
10) Hey Bush Supporters, Embarrassed Yet?
11) George Bush : Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
12) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Sex Anymore
13) The Republican Party : Our Bridge to the 11th Century
14) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
15) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
16) Cheney/Satan '08
17) Jail to the Chief
18) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
19) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
20) Bad president! No Banana.
21) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
22) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
23) Is It Vietnam Yet?
24) Bush Doesn't Care About White People Either
25) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
26) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
27) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
 
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LOL I used to have a bumper sticker that said
Frodo failed, Bush got the ring

Some of my other favorites:
Republicant
Wake me up in 2008
Don't lie, FOX News hates competition
Your fear becomes you
Hate is the enemy
The only bush I trust is my own
Annoy a conservative, live like Jesus
Why is there money for war but not the homeless?
 
I don't like the deliberately provocative conservative bumper stickers but the liberal ones seem more self-righteous; it's a bad thing.
 
Time for some GOP pride! Some of my favorites:


Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun
United we stand (except liberal democrats)
Liberalism is not a family value
Political correctness means always having to say you're sorry
Even on drugs, Rush is right
Liberal: a person so open-minded their brain has fallen out
Dont make an ass of yourself- vote Republican
Democrats: trying to make an ass of America since 1968
Hannity/Coulter '08
Limbaugh/Coulter '08
Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you
On the 8th day, God created the GOP
I think therefore I vote Republican
If you cant say something nice about someone, you're talking about a Democrat
Democrats: making the world safe for terrorists
I'm not close minded, liberals are just wrong
 
unico said:
Just wait...someone will post the self-righteous conservative bumper stickers. There's something for everybody :)

Yeah, you're absolutely right. Why just let one party have all the fun?
 
A recent favorite: "If Syria attacks us, Bush won't hesitate to invade Venezuela" :wink:

I'm still looking for "What Would Dumbledore Do?" :sad:
 
Sore/Loserman

That one is kind of dated, of course, (obviously a parody of Gore/Lieberman) but I remember my mom had that sticker on our car for a while after the election. It's pretty funny.


Not a bumper sticker, but I saw it on a t-shirt today:

"You know you're a liberal if you think global warming is an absolute, undeniable, proven fact, yet you still question who committed 9/11"

I wanted to run up and hug the guy.
 
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2861U2 said:
Sore/Loserman

but I remember my mom had that sticker on our car for a while after the election. It's pretty funny.

So that's how it started. :wink:


2861U2 said:

Not a bumper sticker, but I saw it on a t-shirt today:

"You know you're a liberal if you think global warming is an absolute, undeniable, proven fact, yet you still question who committed 9/11"

I wanted to run up and hug the guy.

That one doesn't even make sense.:huh:
 
I had this one on my car from 2003 - 2006:
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I took it off because it was fading. But I could have kept it even after Bush stopped being president. I always have Governor Bush running my state. :wink:

I used to get so many random people pulling up to my window and giving me a long-distance high five. I miss that. :sad:
 
Here's some from a list of funny ones I have. These are the ones with some political flavor to them. If you want, I can post the nonpolitical ones. They're funnier.





Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.

IRS: Be Audit You Can Be.

In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?

I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Worry. God knows all about you.

Vote Democrat it's easier than working!

Vote Republican it's easier than thinking!

Bigot: A conservative winning an argument with a liberal.
 
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