Please Bathe Yourself in My Douche-Tastic Poetry

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 02-21-2002, 04:40 PM

Maybe he felt it would be better placed here? Just a thought.

**Sicy** · 02-21-2002, 04:41 PM

Lemonite · 02-22-2002, 03:01 AM

I'm just sitting here procrastinating for my Biochemistry Test Studying, and Figured I'd enlighten you all, or at least those little pits somewhere in the left handed side of your brains... With a nice and lighthearted Limerick.

But do not be deceived.. This is in Free Your Mind for a Reason.. This little work of art is Political Satire at it's best... It would be a shameful and ignorant person not to Acknowledge the meaning, the emotion, and the statement on politics today that is contained in the next few lines.

Go Irish.

I've always wanted to be a Goonie
Cuz We all know Chunk can Set us Free
He's Victorious in any scuffle
As he Unleashes the Violent Truffle Shuffle
And rides to safety on the pelvis of 1 Eyed Willy

To Be Updated daily.

[This message has been edited by Lemonite (edited 02-21-2002).]

Screaming Flower · 02-22-2002, 03:07 AM

lovely.

sulawesigirl4 · 02-22-2002, 03:40 AM

There's a great little forum around here called "Dream Out Loud" for the purpose of : "Share[ing] your stories, essays, poetry, dreams, concert or meeting U2 memories"

Lilly · 02-23-2002, 02:36 PM

Good poetry.

Really all I wanted to say is "douche-tastic". How great is that?

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90% lazy. 10% something else.

Judoooooooo Chop!

Lemonite · 02-24-2002, 12:10 PM

As I continue to drown myself in vats of Pink Bismuth, seperating candy corn because I just want the middle orange section, I can only help.....

Her Name Was Annabell Lee
A Jugg-Tastic Missionary
She Guzzled Oyster Juice
And In Her Bonnet she Puked
Then she found she was as wily as popeye, as Crafty as Willow, and Attempted to pluck each and every hair from her eyebrow out by a chop stick.

Jelly Beans are back for Easter...

L.Unplugged

Screaming Flower · 02-24-2002, 01:24 PM

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Lilly · 02-25-2002, 07:34 PM

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90% lazy. 10% something else.

Judoooooooo Chop!

Osmosis be de passive transpo't uh booze

Lemonite · 02-26-2002, 07:56 PM

Hahahaha... Ahhh.. 'Breathes in a nice Lungfull of Ethanol Smeared Fog'.. Screaming Flower Knows What I'm getting at...

That is a Beautiful Picture, How can you not help but look at it, See the box, and not Bust Out Laughing... I mean, It's a Ri-Cock-U-Lous-LY Hilarity Inspiring Sight.

L.Unplugged

A Politically Inspired HaiKu to Prod the Minds of FYM:

Summer's Eve
Daschle in Tandem
Gargling

Lemonite · 03-01-2002, 09:17 AM

Have you Heard the latest Rumblings and Bitchings from people calling George Washington a Racist?

Geezus..

Oh Well.. At least, I heard that Dick Gephardt is a fan of Peeps, You know the colored Sugar coated delights of Easter, and now apparently every holiday of the year.. It seems he likes the feeling of shaking the little chicken over his head so the sugar crystals can gleefully play in his comb-over.

L.Unplugged

Screaming Flower · 03-01-2002, 10:00 AM

i think that ethanol is going to your head.

Lemonite · 03-04-2002, 12:48 PM

Ah, It is Midterm Week, Fr. Gorski did not challenge me too very much, McKenna and Human Ethology will be a series of videos on SIDS, and It is Very Cold Here..

Negative Two Below
Brings with it Mounds of Snow
A Bountiful Delight of Shall our Dear Dome Glow
But Yet still the girls dress for Heartland as the Resident Ho.

Oh.. Deary Me.. Things never seem to Change do they.. Well that's why I slouch it and cover my Face as I head to Coach's.

L.Unplugged

Lemonite · 03-06-2002, 02:29 AM

Oh Me Oh My.. I just have returned from a night at Coaches.. Geezus.. Can I go any lower?.. apparently not.. but then again, I am heading to Senior Bar Tomorrow..

The funny thing I noticed, whilst my drunken friend was hitting on some girl talking 'politics', I have come to the conclusion that using the words 'nausea', and 'sickening' are no way to land a 'broad' as she was referred to later in the conversation...

Where is My Pitcher?.. "I just pissed it out".. I kid you not..

L.Unplugged

zonelistener · 03-06-2002, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lemonite:
The funny thing I noticed, whilst my drunken friend was hitting on some girl talking 'politics', I have come to the conclusion that using the words 'nausea', and 'sickening' are no way to land a 'broad' as she was referred to later in the conversation...

Where is My Pitcher?.. "I just pissed it out".. I kid you not..

L.Unplugged

Hmmm...I thought cheap beer and intelligent conversations were the free pass into any college girls panties...I must be mistaken. You know what really works - douche-tastic poetry and cheap beer!

Lemonite · 03-08-2002, 09:11 AM

The Long Awaited Spring Break Edition... The Bathing Continues...

Immaterial Yams
Walking in the Snow
Clark Grizwold

Yankee Candles do have some amazing scents, just recently I finished my Christmas Cookie, but Now I'm on to My CHristmas Eve, It has such an aromatic scent reminiscient of Bubble Gum/Candy Apple with that touch only Santa can Bring.

Pour me another Asshole,

L.Unplugged

**Bonochick** · 03-08-2002, 11:15 AM

I can't believe this thread hasn't been moved or something.

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

Salome · 03-08-2002, 12:42 PM

this thread would suck in any forum
perhaps "or something" might be an option

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

zonelistener · 03-08-2002, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lemonite:
Screaming Flower.. 'Lemonhead'... *SigH*, I'd expect more originality from a fellow domer.

Oh, leave my non-obnoxious golden-domer buddy alone! She is what ND folks should be about - proud, yet humble!

Instead of using you "Word of the day" calendar you for Christmas - why don't you stop and look up this word I keep mentioning in my posts that I am hunting you down in: HUMBLE.

**Sicy** · 03-08-2002, 07:31 PM

Hey.......... Lemonhead is my pet name for him.

02-21-2002, 04:40 PM	#1
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02-22-2002, 03:01 AM	#3
Lemonite I'm a chauvinist leprechaun Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Notre Dame, IN, 46556 Posts: 1,072 Local Time: 02:32 AM	Please Bathe Yourself in My Douche-Tastic Poetry I'm just sitting here procrastinating for my Biochemistry Test Studying, and Figured I'd enlighten you all, or at least those little pits somewhere in the left handed side of your brains... With a nice and lighthearted Limerick. But do not be deceived.. This is in Free Your Mind for a Reason.. This little work of art is Political Satire at it's best... It would be a shameful and ignorant person not to Acknowledge the meaning, the emotion, and the statement on politics today that is contained in the next few lines. Go Irish. I've always wanted to be a Goonie Cuz We all know Chunk can Set us Free He's Victorious in any scuffle As he Unleashes the Violent Truffle Shuffle And rides to safety on the pelvis of 1 Eyed Willy To Be Updated daily. [This message has been edited by Lemonite (edited 02-21-2002).]

03-08-2002, 07:31 PM	#20
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 69,349 Local Time: 06:32 PM	Hey.......... Lemonhead is my pet name for him. __________________

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02-22-2002, 03:07 AM	#4
Screaming Flower ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 11,961 Local Time: 09:32 PM	lovely.

02-22-2002, 03:40 AM	#5
sulawesigirl4 Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,416 Local Time: 09:32 PM	There's a great little forum around here called "Dream Out Loud" for the purpose of : "Share[ing] your stories, essays, poetry, dreams, concert or meeting U2 memories"

02-23-2002, 02:36 PM	#6
Lilly Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: back and to the left Posts: 8,523 Local Time: 08:32 PM	Good poetry. Really all I wanted to say is "douche-tastic". How great is that? ------------------ 90% lazy. 10% something else. Judoooooooo Chop!

02-24-2002, 12:10 PM	#7
Lemonite I'm a chauvinist leprechaun Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Notre Dame, IN, 46556 Posts: 1,072 Local Time: 02:32 AM	As I continue to drown myself in vats of Pink Bismuth, seperating candy corn because I just want the middle orange section, I can only help..... Her Name Was Annabell Lee A Jugg-Tastic Missionary She Guzzled Oyster Juice And In Her Bonnet she Puked Then she found she was as wily as popeye, as Crafty as Willow, and Attempted to pluck each and every hair from her eyebrow out by a chop stick. Jelly Beans are back for Easter... L.Unplugged

02-24-2002, 01:24 PM	#8
Screaming Flower ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 11,961 Local Time: 09:32 PM	w e i r d o

02-25-2002, 07:34 PM	#9
Lilly Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: back and to the left Posts: 8,523 Local Time: 08:32 PM	------------------ 90% lazy. 10% something else. Judoooooooo Chop! Osmosis be de passive transpo't uh booze

02-26-2002, 07:56 PM	#10
Lemonite I'm a chauvinist leprechaun Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Notre Dame, IN, 46556 Posts: 1,072 Local Time: 02:32 AM	Hahahaha... Ahhh.. 'Breathes in a nice Lungfull of Ethanol Smeared Fog'.. Screaming Flower Knows What I'm getting at... That is a Beautiful Picture, How can you not help but look at it, See the box, and not Bust Out Laughing... I mean, It's a Ri-Cock-U-Lous-LY Hilarity Inspiring Sight. L.Unplugged A Politically Inspired HaiKu to Prod the Minds of FYM: Summer's Eve Daschle in Tandem Gargling

03-01-2002, 09:17 AM	#11
Lemonite I'm a chauvinist leprechaun Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Notre Dame, IN, 46556 Posts: 1,072 Local Time: 02:32 AM	Have you Heard the latest Rumblings and Bitchings from people calling George Washington a Racist? Geezus.. Oh Well.. At least, I heard that Dick Gephardt is a fan of Peeps, You know the colored Sugar coated delights of Easter, and now apparently every holiday of the year.. It seems he likes the feeling of shaking the little chicken over his head so the sugar crystals can gleefully play in his comb-over. L.Unplugged

03-01-2002, 10:00 AM	#12
Screaming Flower ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 11,961 Local Time: 09:32 PM	i think that ethanol is going to your head.

03-04-2002, 12:48 PM	#13
Lemonite I'm a chauvinist leprechaun Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Notre Dame, IN, 46556 Posts: 1,072 Local Time: 02:32 AM	Ah, It is Midterm Week, Fr. Gorski did not challenge me too very much, McKenna and Human Ethology will be a series of videos on SIDS, and It is Very Cold Here.. Negative Two Below Brings with it Mounds of Snow A Bountiful Delight of Shall our Dear Dome Glow But Yet still the girls dress for Heartland as the Resident Ho. Oh.. Deary Me.. Things never seem to Change do they.. Well that's why I slouch it and cover my Face as I head to Coach's. L.Unplugged

03-06-2002, 02:29 AM	#14
Lemonite I'm a chauvinist leprechaun Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Notre Dame, IN, 46556 Posts: 1,072 Local Time: 02:32 AM	Oh Me Oh My.. I just have returned from a night at Coaches.. Geezus.. Can I go any lower?.. apparently not.. but then again, I am heading to Senior Bar Tomorrow.. The funny thing I noticed, whilst my drunken friend was hitting on some girl talking 'politics', I have come to the conclusion that using the words 'nausea', and 'sickening' are no way to land a 'broad' as she was referred to later in the conversation... Where is My Pitcher?.. "I just pissed it out".. I kid you not.. L.Unplugged

03-08-2002, 09:11 AM	#16
Lemonite I'm a chauvinist leprechaun Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Notre Dame, IN, 46556 Posts: 1,072 Local Time: 02:32 AM	The Long Awaited Spring Break Edition... The Bathing Continues... Immaterial Yams Walking in the Snow Clark Grizwold Yankee Candles do have some amazing scents, just recently I finished my Christmas Cookie, but Now I'm on to My CHristmas Eve, It has such an aromatic scent reminiscient of Bubble Gum/Candy Apple with that touch only Santa can Bring. Pour me another Asshole, L.Unplugged

03-08-2002, 11:15 AM	#17
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,819 Local Time: 10:32 PM	I can't believe this thread hasn't been moved or something. ------------------ "Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose, The doors you open...I just can't close..."

03-08-2002, 12:42 PM	#18
Salome you are what you is Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Netherlands Posts: 22,045 Local Time: 03:32 AM	this thread would suck in any forum perhaps "or something" might be an option ------------------ Salome Shake it, shake it, shake it