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Blue Crack Distributor
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Maybe he felt it would be better placed here? Just a thought.
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Sizzlin' Sicilian
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I'm a chauvinist leprechaun
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Please Bathe Yourself in My Douche-Tastic Poetry
I'm just sitting here procrastinating for my Biochemistry Test Studying, and Figured I'd enlighten you all, or at least those little pits somewhere in the left handed side of your brains... With a nice and lighthearted Limerick.
But do not be deceived.. This is in Free Your Mind for a Reason.. This little work of art is Political Satire at it's best... It would be a shameful and ignorant person not to Acknowledge the meaning, the emotion, and the statement on politics today that is contained in the next few lines. Go Irish. I've always wanted to be a Goonie Cuz We all know Chunk can Set us Free He's Victorious in any scuffle As he Unleashes the Violent Truffle Shuffle And rides to safety on the pelvis of 1 Eyed Willy To Be Updated daily. [This message has been edited by Lemonite (edited 02-21-2002).] |
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ONE
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lovely.
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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There's a great little forum around here called "Dream Out Loud" for the purpose of : "Share[ing] your stories, essays, poetry, dreams, concert or meeting U2 memories"
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB Join Date: Oct 2001
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Good poetry.
Really all I wanted to say is "douche-tastic". How great is that? ------------------ 90% lazy. 10% something else. Judoooooooo Chop! |
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I'm a chauvinist leprechaun
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As I continue to drown myself in vats of Pink Bismuth, seperating candy corn because I just want the middle orange section, I can only help.....
Her Name Was Annabell Lee A Jugg-Tastic Missionary She Guzzled Oyster Juice And In Her Bonnet she Puked Then she found she was as wily as popeye, as Crafty as Willow, and Attempted to pluck each and every hair from her eyebrow out by a chop stick. Jelly Beans are back for Easter... L.Unplugged |
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ONE
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w
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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![]() ------------------ 90% lazy. 10% something else. Judoooooooo Chop! Osmosis be de passive transpo't uh booze |
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I'm a chauvinist leprechaun
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Hahahaha... Ahhh.. 'Breathes in a nice Lungfull of Ethanol Smeared Fog'.. Screaming Flower Knows What I'm getting at...
That is a Beautiful Picture, How can you not help but look at it, See the box, and not Bust Out Laughing... I mean, It's a Ri-Cock-U-Lous-LY Hilarity Inspiring Sight. L.Unplugged A Politically Inspired HaiKu to Prod the Minds of FYM: Summer's Eve Daschle in Tandem Gargling |
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I'm a chauvinist leprechaun
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Have you Heard the latest Rumblings and Bitchings from people calling George Washington a Racist?
Geezus.. Oh Well.. At least, I heard that Dick Gephardt is a fan of Peeps, You know the colored Sugar coated delights of Easter, and now apparently every holiday of the year.. It seems he likes the feeling of shaking the little chicken over his head so the sugar crystals can gleefully play in his comb-over. L.Unplugged |
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i think that ethanol is going to your head.
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I'm a chauvinist leprechaun
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Ah, It is Midterm Week, Fr. Gorski did not challenge me too very much, McKenna and Human Ethology will be a series of videos on SIDS, and It is Very Cold Here..
Negative Two Below Brings with it Mounds of Snow A Bountiful Delight of Shall our Dear Dome Glow But Yet still the girls dress for Heartland as the Resident Ho. Oh.. Deary Me.. Things never seem to Change do they.. Well that's why I slouch it and cover my Face as I head to Coach's. L.Unplugged |
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I'm a chauvinist leprechaun
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Oh Me Oh My.. I just have returned from a night at Coaches.. Geezus.. Can I go any lower?.. apparently not.. but then again, I am heading to Senior Bar Tomorrow..
The funny thing I noticed, whilst my drunken friend was hitting on some girl talking 'politics', I have come to the conclusion that using the words 'nausea', and 'sickening' are no way to land a 'broad' as she was referred to later in the conversation... Where is My Pitcher?.. "I just pissed it out".. I kid you not.. L.Unplugged |
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I'm a chauvinist leprechaun
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The Long Awaited Spring Break Edition... The Bathing Continues...
Immaterial Yams Walking in the Snow Clark Grizwold Yankee Candles do have some amazing scents, just recently I finished my Christmas Cookie, but Now I'm on to My CHristmas Eve, It has such an aromatic scent reminiscient of Bubble Gum/Candy Apple with that touch only Santa can Bring. Pour me another Asshole, L.Unplugged |
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Halloweenhead
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I can't believe this thread hasn't been moved or something.
------------------ "Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose, The doors you open...I just can't close..." |
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you are what you is
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this thread would suck in any forum
perhaps "or something" might be an option ------------------ Salome Shake it, shake it, shake it |
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Instead of using you "Word of the day" calendar you for Christmas - why don't you stop and look up this word I keep mentioning in my posts that I am hunting you down in: HUMBLE. |
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Sizzlin' Sicilian
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Hey.......... Lemonhead is my pet name for him.
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