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ONE
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If you were to get an opportunity to ask God one question, what would it be?
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Blue Crack Supplier
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Netherlands
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*knows of a whole lot of comments he can make based on the fact that the top belief from melon's belief test was Secular Humanism, but refrains from doing so*
__________________My question would be: Why? That should be enough for a while... ![]() Marty |
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Babyface
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Amsterdam,The Netherlands
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you are a hoax!
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you are what you is
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Netherlands
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if heaven is a place of complete honesty
then how is anyone able to survive there?
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War Child
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 585
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Are the Leafs EVER going to win the Stanley Cup again?
![]() Honestly, I would ask: "really Lord, what is it exactly that you do?" |
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The Fly
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: neither here nor there
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since the thing that first came to mind is taken already ("why??")...i'll go for the 2nd one...
Are you just sitting there laughing at us killing ourselves off, or do you really think something's gonna happen down here? |
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
VIP PASS Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: NYC
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"Exactly why did You create us?" - meaning, why did He create the world and everything in it
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Blue Crack Addict
Join Date: May 2002
Location: hoping for changes
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"My former Senator, Howell Heflin, used to claim that you never let politicians into heaven. I thought that the claim was probably valid. Was he right?"
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Blue Crack Supplier
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: between my head and heart
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Will you reserve a seat for me?
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ONE
love, blood, life Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ewen's new American home
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What happened that one night after that one party when I woke up in the quad wearing a pink tutu and some bright orange sunglasses? No one will tell me....
Okay, seriously: Am I good enough to hang out with you after I die? 'Cause, you know, I'd like to. |
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War Child
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I wouldn't ask God why, I'd ask him HOW?
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The Fly
Join Date: Nov 2003
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God, will the baby I miscarraged know who I am. When I get to heaven?
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Blue Crack Addict
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In a dimension known as the Twilight Zone...do de doo doo, do de doo doo...
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![]() ![]() My question...I think it'd probably be: So what are your views on all the stuff that the Bible talks about? Angela |
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
Band-aid Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: San Antonio/Austin, TX
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What's Heaven like? How does it feel to die?
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Jesus Online
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![]() ![]() ----------- i'd ask him to give me a glimpse of my life on november 12, 2006. [random date] selfish, i know. the bigger things i dont think i'd be able to handle knowing on my own. ![]()
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Jun 2001
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woops...double post
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Refugee
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: calm down, cold resides with me. I flee to decemberunderground... as you exhale I breathe in, and sink into the water underground and I'll grow pale without you
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how do You feel about all these horrific things people do in Your name?
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ONE
love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001
Location: six convenient metro locations
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Hey good lookin, whatcha got cookin?
__________________I am sure she/he/it ahs a good sense of humor. Look at us! |
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