Pardon me .... Can I ask a question?

Dreadsox · 03-30-2004, 01:50 PM

If you were to get an opportunity to ask God one question, what would it be?

Popmartijn · 03-30-2004, 02:06 PM

*knows of a whole lot of comments he can make based on the fact that the top belief from melon's belief test was Secular Humanism, but refrains from doing so*

My question would be: Why?

That should be enough for a while...

Marty

Elusive · 03-30-2004, 02:26 PM

you are a hoax!

Salome · 03-30-2004, 02:30 PM

if heaven is a place of complete honesty
then how is anyone able to survive there?

iacrobat · 03-30-2004, 03:22 PM

Are the Leafs EVER going to win the Stanley Cup again?

Honestly, I would ask: "really Lord, what is it exactly that you do?"

GroundBeneathU2 · 03-30-2004, 04:00 PM

since the thing that first came to mind is taken already ("why??")...i'll go for the 2nd one...
Are you just sitting there laughing at us killing ourselves off, or do you really think something's gonna happen down here?

Pearl · 03-30-2004, 04:46 PM

"Exactly why did You create us?" - meaning, why did He create the world and everything in it

verte76 · 03-30-2004, 05:19 PM

"My former Senator, Howell Heflin, used to claim that you never let politicians into heaven. I thought that the claim was probably valid. Was he right?"

BVS · 03-30-2004, 06:14 PM

Will you reserve a seat for me?

pax · 03-30-2004, 07:06 PM

What happened that one night after that one party when I woke up in the quad wearing a pink tutu and some bright orange sunglasses? No one will tell me....

Okay, seriously:

Am I good enough to hang out with you after I die? 'Cause, you know, I'd like to.

najeena · 03-30-2004, 08:21 PM

I wouldn't ask God why, I'd ask him HOW?

Inis · 03-30-2004, 09:45 PM

God, will the baby I miscarraged know who I am. When I get to heaven?

Moonlit_Angel · 03-31-2004, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Inis
God, will the baby I miscarraged know who I am. When I get to heaven?

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My question...I think it'd probably be: So what are your views on all the stuff that the Bible talks about?

Angela

Mullen-Girl · 03-31-2004, 06:46 AM

What's Heaven like? How does it feel to die?

Angela Harlem · 03-31-2004, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Inis
God, will the baby I miscarraged know who I am. When I get to heaven?

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i'd ask him to give me a glimpse of my life on november 12, 2006. [random date]
selfish, i know.

the bigger things i dont think i'd be able to handle knowing on my own.

BrownEyedBoy · 03-31-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elusive
you are a hoax!

...I don't think that counts as a question

BrownEyedBoy · 03-31-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elusive
you are a hoax!

...I don't think that counts as a question

BrownEyedBoy · 03-31-2004, 01:57 PM

woops...double post

wolfeden · 03-31-2004, 02:04 PM

how do You feel about all these horrific things people do in Your name?

zonelistener · 03-31-2004, 04:34 PM

Hey good lookin, whatcha got cookin?

I am sure she/he/it ahs a good sense of humor. Look at us!

03-30-2004, 01:50 PM	#1
Dreadsox ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10,885 Local Time: 11:08 PM	Pardon me .... Can I ask a question? If you were to get an opportunity to ask God one question, what would it be? __________________

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Popmartijn Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 32,761 Local Time: 06:08 AM	knows of a whole lot of comments he can make based on the fact that the top belief from melon's belief test was Secular Humanism, but refrains from doing so My question would be: Why? That should be enough for a while... Marty __________________

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Salome you are what you is Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Netherlands Posts: 22,044 Local Time: 05:08 AM	if heaven is a place of complete honesty then how is anyone able to survive there? __________________ “Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.” ~Frank Zappa

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pax ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Ewen's new American home Posts: 11,412 Local Time: 12:08 AM	What happened that one night after that one party when I woke up in the quad wearing a pink tutu and some bright orange sunglasses? No one will tell me.... Okay, seriously: Am I good enough to hang out with you after I die? 'Cause, you know, I'd like to. __________________ and you hunger for the time time to heal, desire, time Join Amnesty.

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zonelistener ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: six convenient metro locations Posts: 14,747 Local Time: 11:08 PM	Hey good lookin, whatcha got cookin? I am sure she/he/it ahs a good sense of humor. Look at us! __________________

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Elusive Babyface Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Amsterdam,The Netherlands Posts: 26 Local Time: 05:08 AM	you are a hoax!

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iacrobat War Child Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 585 Local Time: 05:08 AM	Are the Leafs EVER going to win the Stanley Cup again? Honestly, I would ask: "really Lord, what is it exactly that you do?"

03-30-2004, 04:00 PM	#6
GroundBeneathU2 The Fly Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: neither here nor there Posts: 54 Local Time: 11:08 PM	since the thing that first came to mind is taken already ("why??")...i'll go for the 2nd one... Are you just sitting there laughing at us killing ourselves off, or do you really think something's gonna happen down here?

03-30-2004, 04:46 PM	#7
Pearl Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 5,741 Local Time: 12:08 AM	"Exactly why did You create us?" - meaning, why did He create the world and everything in it

03-30-2004, 05:19 PM	#8
verte76 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2002 Location: hoping for changes Posts: 23,331 Local Time: 04:08 AM	"My former Senator, Howell Heflin, used to claim that you never let politicians into heaven. I thought that the claim was probably valid. Was he right?"

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BVS Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: between my head and heart Posts: 41,226 Local Time: 10:08 PM	Will you reserve a seat for me?

03-30-2004, 08:21 PM	#11
najeena War Child Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: an island paradise Posts: 995 Local Time: 04:08 AM	I wouldn't ask God why, I'd ask him HOW?

03-30-2004, 09:45 PM	#12
Inis The Fly Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 56 Local Time: 04:08 AM	God, will the baby I miscarraged know who I am. When I get to heaven?

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Mullen-Girl Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: San Antonio/Austin, TX Posts: 4,951 Local Time: 11:08 PM	What's Heaven like? How does it feel to die?

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BrownEyedBoy Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: San Pedro Sula, Honduras Posts: 3,510 Local Time: 10:08 PM	woops...double post

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wolfeden Refugee Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: calm down, cold resides with me. I flee to decemberunderground... as you exhale I breathe in, and sink into the water underground and I'll grow pale without you Posts: 1,347 Local Time: 11:08 PM	how do You feel about all these horrific things people do in Your name?