Mississippi Outlaws Sex Toys

[deep]

would they cut hands, or...

you may have found the answer

these red states should just do that female circumcision at birth

then these nasty women would have no desire for sex toys

 

[U2democrat]

No! Not female circumcision!!!!!! Anything but that!!!

I learned enough about it in my religious studies class...

 

[U2@NYC]

In Virginia oral and anal sex are illegal and so is sex if you're not married.

And how would they enforce that?

 

[nbcrusader]

these red states should just do that female circumcision at birth

then these nasty women would have no desire for sex toys

Ah, yes - insert the inflammatory non-sequitor here.


Kicking isn't good enough - use the steel-toed boot!

 

[Dreadsox]

Do I have to remove my but plug if I am driving through the state?

 

[indra]

I know in texas they just slap a big sticker on them that says "NOVELTY" or something similar
or "cake topper", which I just don't understand... it certainly doesn't stop anyone from selling them

I love the cake topper idea!

 

[nbcrusader]

Do I have to remove my but plug if I am driving through the state?

That may be the difference between use and possession.

 

[snowbunny00774]

a pineapple is better than any man

Pineapples can't take out the garbage, sigh.

 

[verte76]

I agree with U2dem, no female circumcision! That stuff is nasty!!

 

[Irvine511]

Do I have to remove my but plug if I am driving through the state?

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Cake topper?

I would love to put a toy on a wedding cake on Martha Stewart's show and see her face when she saw it

I don't know, for me the biggest issue is with their priorities about that when you consider what Dan wrote in the article about gun laws-how can you argue all that much w/ that and with this quote? I truly respect peoples' beliefs and morality about sex, but when you compare it to other far more important issues, it pales in comparison.

"I don’t mean to pick on Mississippi. I love the state and the people, but I just don’t get why the legislators are fighting so hard for this law. We’re talking about adults here. It’s not that I really care about ensuring that these toys are ready accessible. Really. It’s just that you have to wonder, is one of these toys really a greater threat to the community than what real live people do to each other every day?"

 

[martha]

all weekend long.

:jealous:

But I'll be in Nevada this weekend, where nothing is illegal!

 

[U2democrat]

And how would they enforce that?

Most don't even realize it's illegal here.