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09-14-2002, 07:53 PM
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Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
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Make the Pie Higher! A Poem using GW Bush Quotes
This gave me a good chuckle this morning, so I thought some of you might enjoy it.
__________________From today's Toronto Star: Our warmest thanks to Washington Post writer Richard Thompson for arranging actual quotes from George W. Bush into the following poem. Make The Pie Higher I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses. Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream. Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher! |
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09-14-2002, 07:58 PM
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Refugee
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Heeheehee
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09-14-2002, 08:07 PM
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 I worked on the GW camapgn!  Plez qwit picking on my President  thank u- diamond |
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09-14-2002, 08:07 PM
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to be fair, its gotta be hard not to say stupid things when everything you say is being monitored with the most sensitive ears in the world.
but even still...you gotta wonder...what was he thing? |
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09-14-2002, 08:38 PM
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Refugee
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Who know what goes through his head but I think it would be cool if my prime minister's name WAS Jean Poutine.
Thats one thing I like about Bush. He's good for a laugh. Like, who knows, maybe he says those things on purpose just to make people go "did he really say that?" He seems to care alot about children which I think is very good. |
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Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
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09-14-2002, 09:54 PM
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now listen-
gws bad points are- he mangles a few words and pharses here and there..so wha he may not b the most eloquent speaker  he may not b one of the brightest porch-lights on the block..thats ok  some of the worlds greatest leaders thru out history werent the most eloquent w the highet iQs.. namely- heres a history lesson u little jackass kids- -Truman -teddy roosevelt -fdr -reagan now his good points are- -hes sexy -he runs 7 min miles -hes more honest then his predessor -hes genuine -he connects well w ppl -he doesnt harrass women -hes a reformed casual drug user -hes bi-partisan -hes no coward -he kicked al gores butt all over in the debates w charm and wit alone. ravenstar thank u for finding something nice to say...... thank u thank u thank u db9 
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09-14-2002, 10:19 PM
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09-14-2002, 10:45 PM
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Refugee
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Now, now...
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ok?
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09-14-2002, 10:51 PM
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Re: Now, now...
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i just get a lil worked up when ppl start dissin on my boy   db9
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09-14-2002, 11:04 PM
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Refugee
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Re: Re: Now, now...
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09-14-2002, 11:09 PM
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LOL!
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09-15-2002, 12:08 AM
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Kid A
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between Clinton and Bush, you never know quite what they are saying, I can just imagine them talking about the issues...
Bush: Is our children learning? Clinton: that depends on what the definition of "is" is |
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09-15-2002, 02:16 AM
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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I don't get the 'make the pie higher' reference...
George W Bush gives me bad vibes. foray |
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09-15-2002, 05:58 AM
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Rock n' Roll Doggie
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09-15-2002, 07:51 AM
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Ronald Reagan not Eloquent
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What was I thinking? Oh yes, Daimond....if Ronald Reagan was not eloquent, why is he known as "The Great Communicator"? TO quote Mr. Reagan "You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done. " |
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09-15-2002, 11:02 AM
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Refugee
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number one reagan wasn't a great leader....I have a whole other thread abut this his administration was the greatest failure of any administration this century including Nixon. sexy??? the man resembles a chim and if you dont' believe me www.bushorchimp.com I dont' care about his mile time...I wish he'd spend less time running and more time not looking like a fool to teh world. yes more honest than clinton....also less competant he connect well with ppl - I'll give you that one..but no more so than clinton...W is a rich boy..Clinton was a poor kid.. doesn't harass women?...well unlike condit...at least he doesn't kill them. a reformed casual drug user ---GREAT WAY TO WIN MY CONFIDENCE! HE"S GOT MY VOTE bi partisan...as long as your republican or republican no coward...- I'll give you that one yes he beat him on charm and wit....the issues..that's anothe story thank u thank u thank u RockStar.5 I will say this...his speeaches to the UN and on sept 11 this year were VERY good |
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09-15-2002, 11:36 AM
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Do you have proof?
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Wow have we gotten off topic. Are you implying that Bush has harrassed someone? Are you saying you have PROOF that Condit committed a CRIME? In either case neither is factual, and at best, one is a suspect. As for Reagan, he will go down in history as the president who ended the cold war. That alone guarentees him his place in history. His shortcomings will be a footnote on the page. Can't we get back to laughing at the Bush-isms? This started off being a fun thread. |
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09-15-2002, 12:37 PM
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Dread got it right.
Arun is an ok guy..just no Reagan fan. He was in diapers when Regean took office To me and others as his approval rating was in the mid 60s when he left office..- -he made u feel good to be an American -restored dignity to country after The Iranian Hostage Crisis -you saw he and Nancy truly in love w ea other -help implement the collaspse of Communism. Clinton and GWBush allegeldy dabbled in Cocaine in the past.. I think that they both reformed makes them understand drug abuse ect.. connecting w younger voters. DB9 
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09-15-2002, 03:09 PM
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Refugee
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wonderful that reagan made you feel good to be american....it's too bad he did it at such a cost to a lot of innocent ppl that died as a result of some of his actions. restored dignity after iranian hostage crisis....well maybe...he did..it's too bad almost every foreign policy decision he made is biting us in the ass now as for he and nancy...I really dont' give a flying fuck as for communism.....we still have China...Communism hasn't collapsed...and last time I checked..Cuba is still communist
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