Killing For Votes

[nbcrusader]

OK, its just a bird. But it is clear Kerry is going after the NRA crowd....

Kerry Goes Hunting for Conservative Votes

Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.

 

[deep]

I thought this thread would be about the motive's behind W's Iraq fiasco.

 

[sharky]

there is a difference between hunting with a shotgun and allowing the semi automatic weapons bad to expire.

 

[nbcrusader]

Not to the bird....

 

[DrTeeth]

Not to the bird....

 

[deep]

Not to the bird....

Autoband Society welcomes you with honorary membership.





edited to add:

the bird was wearing a loin cloth and flying away when kerry shot him in the back.

 

[nbcrusader]

I guess we should interview some of the other birds in the area....

 

[pax]

Well, I am sure that the Swift Bird Veterans are firmly against Kerry after this episode.

 

[nbcrusader]

Right bird, right time.....

 

[pax]

Or maybe it should be the Not-Swift-Enough Bird Veterans.

 

[nbcrusader]

"I voted to pull the trigger right after I voted to not pull the trigger....."

 

[Ft. Worth Frog]

Did Kerry tape a re-enactment after this feat of strength?

 

[deep]

Well it is a good thing he did tape the re enactments in Nam.

If he did not the Shifty Vets would be saying he was never there.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Was there a big "mission accomplished" banner anywhere?

 

[U2democrat]

oooooo this thread is just dripping with sarcasm!

 

[nbcrusader]

Does this mean the bird passed or failed the global test?

 

[sharky]

Failed miserably. But passed the test of being mightly taste in a nice plum wine reduction.

 

[verte76]

Right bird, right time.....

LMAO!!

 

[Bonochick]

Not to the bird....

That may be the best reply ever.

 

[hiphop]

Not to the bird....

True.

How tasteless to shoot this bird. Then bragging over it, isn´t very Christian either.

This action resizes Kerry to the intellectual level of Madonna, who enjoys hunting in the Scot highlands with her stupid husband.

 

[A_Wanderer]

And not carrying what you shoot yourself if poor form.

 

[U2democrat]

some gun people are charging that kerry used blanks.

 

[nbcrusader]

Only when on the Senate floor....

 

[U2democrat]

I've been on the house floor! It's beautiful.

 

[U2democrat]

PS-ouch.

 

[drivemytrabant]

Only when on the Senate floor....

 

[drivemytrabant]

Mr. Cheney called this Kerry's "october disguise"

 

[DrTeeth]

some gun people are charging that kerry used blanks.

in bed








badaboom-tish

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i bet that bird would be mighty tasty with some heinz ketchup

 

[diamond]

Or maybe it should be the Not-Swift-Enough Bird Veterans.

And how does P.E.T.A. reconcile all this?

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