|11-27-2002, 09:04 PM||#1|
Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Torontonian in Maryland
Local Time: 02:29 PM
Jesus: Black? Jewish? Italian? Californian? Irish? A Woman?
The following joke was sent to me by my sister the Wiccan. It gave me a good laugh, hopefully it will for you too:__________________
Even God enjoys a good laugh. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> > 1. He called everyone "brother"
> > 2. He liked Gospel
> > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
> > 1. He went into His Fathers business.
> > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
> > 1. He talked with his hands.
> > 2. He had wine with every meal.
> > 3. He used olive oil.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
> > 1. He never got married.
> > 2. He was always telling stories.
> > 3. He loved green pastures.
> > But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
> > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
> > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
> > 3. And ... even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do. Amen!!!
|03-25-2003, 11:34 PM||#6|
Join Date: Dec 2002
Local Time: 01:29 PM
Oh good! I finally get to see the whole list again.
I had a teacher who once told one of my classes that joke, and I've been trying to tell it to other people since, but I couldn't remember everything.
Thanks Mrs. Edge!
|03-25-2003, 11:57 PM||#8|
Blue Crack Addict
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: A far distance down.
Local Time: 10:29 AM
when i was younger i attended a church that had a very fair skined, light haired europen jesus
this is a drawing of what a jesus looked like.
|03-26-2003, 12:01 AM||#9|
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Los Angeles, CA USA
Local Time: 11:29 AM
Re: Jesus: Black? Jewish? Italian? Californian? Irish? A Woman?
|03-26-2003, 10:09 AM||#12|
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Jul 2000
Local Time: 01:29 PM
hehe. that made me giggle.
"I can't change the world, but I can change the world in me." - Bono
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