sallycinnamon78
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MrsSpringsteen said:One might wonder who's more crackers, Britney or MJ. Yes he should "be a man" like her droopy drawered husband is
Britney's Bad advice for Jacko
By This is London
15 March 2005
Pop superstar Britney Spears has offered some unusual advice to the beleaguered Michael Jackson – he should get drunk and fight someone in a bar.
Britney told US magazine Allure of her sympathy for the megastar singer, currently on trial for charges of child molestation.
But the recently-married Britney believes all Jackson needs to help him sort out his life is a moustache and a beer
She told the magazine, "If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help.
"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'
"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."
I'm now going to ruin my reputation for being logical and sensible in this particular thread:
Michael Jackson is undeniably talented, he has many gifts. He has done an incredible amount of charity work. Unfortunately he is also, very clearly, an emotionally stunted, mentally underdeveloped man. He needs help, in my opinion. No-one gave a damn about his mental health until all the Jordy Chandler nonsense. I know there are loads of people who will disagree, but my opinion is that it was a load of rubbish concocted by a nasty,. greedy, disgusting "parent". As I say, that's merely my opinion.
An opinionated summary of the differences between MJ and Britneeeeey:
Jacko is ill, lives on his own little Peter Pan planet and needs help.
Britney is just stupid and can barely string a sentence together.
Oh yeah, and MJ can actually sing, write, and dance. I'd be surprised to discover that Britney could READ, let alone write. More to the point, she can't sing to save her life. Pretty girl, definitely - but being good looking is no excuse for inflicting your tuneless caterwauling on millions of innocent people. Dumb cow.
So, having ruined my Voice Of Reason status admirably, i'm off to bed, as I haven't had any sleep for 25 hours and will get even more opinionated if I don't bog off while the going's good.
Thankyou and goodnight.
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