i'm offended and i demand an apology

[Zoomerang96]

yeah, that's right.

i'm personally offended by something someone else has said or done, or might even think about doing, and i demand to be compensated for my grief.

i myself have never done anything to incite these things that bother me, for i am considerate towards all people and full of respect for their various beliefs and values.

but did you hear about john smith?!?!!? he's a bloody racist!!!!!!!

and did you hear about that neighborhood in chicago that wasn't allowed to sing christmas songs at that thing at that place?!?!

and did you hear about the government??? they're raising taxes!!!!

no one ever looks after me, me being ordinary joe who pays his bills on time and never runs into trouble with the law.

why is everyone out to get me?!

my personal life is spotless, i've never done or said anything like all those others have.

that's why i can sue anyone i don't agree with, guys.

take off your pants, guys. the ripped holes by the knee make me think of unclean holes if you know what i mean.

this is a family-oriented country, guys, why should my kids minds have to be filled with such disgusting filth?!

i reserve the right to be offended, and i demand an apology.

 

[Kieran McConville]

sheesh, enough with the PC agenda already, Zoomerang!

 

[Evalicious]

Im sorry.

 

[Vincent Vega]

Ha, Ich bin ein Berliner!


Hahaha

 

[Angela Harlem]

you're not american, zoomer and therefore cannot complain. so shut your noisehole, eh? eh?

no, really, before this gets closed, it's true.

 

[martha]

you're not american, zoomer and therefore cannot complain. so shut your noisehole, eh? eh?

The proper term is "piehole."

sheesh. Get it right.

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

 

[verte76]

I'm sorry......................

 

[Irvine511]

season's greetings!

 

[Angela Harlem]

The proper term is "piehole."

sheesh. Get it right.

that's only for you seppos who declare everything a pie!! you lot even call pizzas 'pie', dont you?
tsk.

does any where else besides australia have actual meat pies? and in abundance like here?

 

[zoney!]

take off your pants, guys. the ripped holes by the knee make me think of unclean holes if you know what i mean.

I understood you whole post except this part.

Please explain so i can be offended.

 

[martha]

does any where else besides australia have actual meat pies? and in abundance like here?

Of course not. Pies have fruit in them, not meat. Everyone knows that.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Re: Re: i'm offended and i demand an apology

I understood you whole post except this part.

Please explain so i can be offended.

uh HELLO

uh

NO!!

 

[redhotswami]

Of course not. Pies have fruit in them, not meat. Everyone knows that.

and pecans!

We also have cutie pies...but I don't know if people say that anymore. i don't.

 

[martha]

We also have cutie pies...but I don't know if people say that anymore. i don't.

I do. I deal with 11 and 12 year olds.

 

[Angela Harlem]

see, you yanks are nuts. like your pies. nutty.

 

[fly so high!]

Of course not. Pies have fruit in them, not meat. Everyone knows that.

A dog's eye does not have fruit in it.....if its got fruit in it it's a cake!

 

[fly so high!]

yeah, that's right.

i'm personally offended by something someone else has said or done, or might even think about doing, and i demand to be compensated for my grief.

i myself have never done anything to incite these things that bother me, for i am considerate towards all people and full of respect for their various beliefs and values.

but did you hear about john smith?!?!!? he's a bloody racist!!!!!!!

and did you hear about that neighborhood in chicago that wasn't allowed to sing christmas songs at that thing at that place?!?!

and did you hear about the government??? they're raising taxes!!!!

no one ever looks after me, me being ordinary joe who pays his bills on time and never runs into trouble with the law.

why is everyone out to get me?!

my personal life is spotless, i've never done or said anything like all those others have.

that's why i can sue anyone i don't agree with, guys.

take off your pants, guys. the ripped holes by the knee make me think of unclean holes if you know what i mean.

this is a family-oriented country, guys, why should my kids minds have to be filled with such disgusting filth?!

i reserve the right to be offended, and i demand an apology.

Where is that "get over it" thread gone too!

 

[Angela Harlem]

A dog's eye does not have fruit in it.....if its got fruit in it it's a cake!

tarts aren't cakes or pies. and they have fruit! ooh. mince pies are the exception to everything.
haaaaaaaaaa

 

[fly so high!]

tarts aren't cakes or pies.

That's right AH!!! Tarts are usually at ya' local rissole or catho....what are you on girl?

 

[martha]

See, this is why my country rules the world. We know if it has crust and fruit, and the occasional nut, it's a pie. If it has meat in it, it's a casserole.

A cake is a whole different thing.

 

[Vincent Vega]

Australia's development could be much faster if they didn't have to think about whether it's a pie, a tart a cake or something else all the time

 

[Irvine511]

See, this is why my country rules the world. We know if it has crust and fruit, and the occasional nut, it's a pie. If it has meat in it, it's a casserole.

A cake is a whole different thing.

absolutely. a pie has fruit (or sometimes lemon preserves or chocolate pudding). as you said, if it had meat, it'd be a casserole.

honestly.

are you a cake or a pie person?

i'm in a mixed relationship -- i'm partial to pie, but Memphis prefers cake. it's a source of tension, but we manage to work out our differences.

 

[Justin24]

I'm both Cake and Pie. I like Lemon Meragne and Pecan Pie.

Cake must be Tre Leches or chocolate.

 

[Irvine511]

Tres Leches cake ...

 

[redhotswami]

Pecan pie

btw, there is such a thing as meat cake http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/

 

[Justin24]

That Meat Cake looks so nasty!!! Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[verte76]

I'm a cake person.

 

[redhotswami]

Meat cake?

 

[Irvine511]

Meat cake?

that's my nickname ...