I'd make such a crappy president

martha · 11-21-2002, 05:43 PM

All those damn helicopter rides!

Oh, sure, I'd wear my pressure point wristbands, but how's that gonna look?

1st reporter: Here's the president getting out of her helicopter.
2nd reporter: Why do her gold bracelets look so strange?
1st reporter: Oh, those are her anti-motion sickness wristbands.
2nd reporter: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Really, I couldn't do it.

Angela Harlem · 11-22-2002, 03:40 AM

Martha! I'm the same. They'd be like "why is it taking the Prez 3 days to get here?" "oh, cos she refuses to fly and took the train instead"

cloudimani · 11-22-2002, 04:38 PM

demand for crappy presidents is high these days it seems, so you might be in luck.

elizabeth · 11-23-2002, 07:17 PM

this is a hilarious thread.

i think i'd make a terrible president because I have weird hair and also I like to make fun of people. It's my special way of getting them to like me.

11-21-2002, 05:43 PM	#1
martha Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County and all over the goddamn place Posts: 42,555 Local Time: 01:08 AM	I'd make such a crappy president All those damn helicopter rides! Oh, sure, I'd wear my pressure point wristbands, but how's that gonna look? 1st reporter: Here's the president getting out of her helicopter. 2nd reporter: Why do her gold bracelets look so strange? 1st reporter: Oh, those are her anti-motion sickness wristbands. 2nd reporter: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Really, I couldn't do it. __________________

11-22-2002, 03:40 AM	#2
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 07:08 PM	Martha! I'm the same. They'd be like "why is it taking the Prez 3 days to get here?" "oh, cos she refuses to fly and took the train instead" __________________ __________________

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11-22-2002, 04:38 PM	#3
cloudimani Acrobat Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Ireland Posts: 483 Local Time: 08:08 AM	demand for crappy presidents is high these days it seems, so you might be in luck.

11-23-2002, 07:17 PM	#4
elizabeth New Yorker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: PANTSburgh, PA Posts: 3,046 Local Time: 03:08 AM	this is a hilarious thread. i think i'd make a terrible president because I have weird hair and also I like to make fun of people. It's my special way of getting them to like me.