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Old 11-21-2002, 05:43 PM   #1
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I'd make such a crappy president

All those damn helicopter rides! Oh, sure, I'd wear my pressure point wristbands, but how's that gonna look?

1st reporter: Here's the president getting out of her helicopter.
2nd reporter: Why do her gold bracelets look so strange?
1st reporter: Oh, those are her anti-motion sickness wristbands.
2nd reporter: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Really, I couldn't do it.

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Old 11-22-2002, 03:40 AM   #2
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Martha! I'm the same. They'd be like "why is it taking the Prez 3 days to get here?" "oh, cos she refuses to fly and took the train instead"


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Old 11-22-2002, 04:38 PM   #3
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demand for crappy presidents is high these days it seems, so you might be in luck.
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Old 11-23-2002, 07:17 PM   #4
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this is a hilarious thread.

i think i'd make a terrible president because I have weird hair and also I like to make fun of people. It's my special way of getting them to like me.
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