I'd make such a crappy president

[martha]

All those damn helicopter rides! Oh, sure, I'd wear my pressure point wristbands, but how's that gonna look?

1st reporter: Here's the president getting out of her helicopter.
2nd reporter: Why do her gold bracelets look so strange?
1st reporter: Oh, those are her anti-motion sickness wristbands.
2nd reporter: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Really, I couldn't do it.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Martha! I'm the same. They'd be like "why is it taking the Prez 3 days to get here?" "oh, cos she refuses to fly and took the train instead"

 

[cloudimani]

demand for crappy presidents is high these days it seems, so you might be in luck.

 

[elizabeth]

this is a hilarious thread.

i think i'd make a terrible president because I have weird hair and also I like to make fun of people. It's my special way of getting them to like me.