I SO cannot, I repeat, CANNOT STAND male drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mad1 · 11-06-2001, 07:14 AM

And just before any of u men say anyting, today I'm FREEING MY MIND.....OK? so DONT stand on my tits or I will kick ur little BALLS into outer space, and we're not just talking the moon here, we are talking far FAR beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just cannot stand the arrogance, the ignorance the fecking male mcFecker on the roads of today!!!!!

I am sick and fuking tired of them! Everytime I drive down, tons overtake and especially with the threat of speed cameras up, off they go, ignorant mcfucks!!!! Which takes me to the police!! Im gonna fuking march into their station and DEMAND FUCKING DEMAND that they put policemen up at the 30mph Junction, for I have had it UP TO HERE!!!!! *points to 9ft* of men men men men men men men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im gonna punch them all so hard in the balls, they will come round and out of der arses!

Im sooooooooo fed up with male domineerance on the fecking roads!!!!!!

IM BUYING A FUCKIN TANK THEN!!!!!!!!

I swear Im so pent up wit' anger Im gonna grab the next male walking by and will tie his balls up round his hairline and stick his foot out trough his feckin ear!!!!!!!

GOT THAT????

Ok, I feel better now I got dat out.......

thanks Free Your Mind (Im sure u understand!

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[This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 11-06-2001).]

80sU2isBest · 11-06-2001, 08:25 AM

Let me tell you what I'm mad about, mad1. I'm sick and tired of being in rush hour traffgic and seeing women putting on their friggin makeup while driving! I know that all women do this so I felt free to post it in Free Your Mind. In fact, next female that walks by, I'm gonna pull her hair just to show her angry I am because I know that all women put on makeup while driving, so she deserves to have her hair pulled because I am soooooooo angry.

mad1 · 11-06-2001, 08:36 AM

Ya wanna wrestle 80s?????

Gina Marie · 11-06-2001, 08:40 AM

What about guys who shave while driving?

U2Bama · 11-06-2001, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
guys who shave while driving?

Has that ever really happened, or was it just on an episode of CHiPs?

Gina Marie · 11-06-2001, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2Bama:
Has that ever really happened, or was it just on an episode of CHiPs?

LMAO!!!

*scary CHIPS flashback*

80sU2isBest · 11-06-2001, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mad1:
Ya wanna wrestle 80s?????

Not after reading the way YOU fight, mad1!!

Johnny Swallow · 11-06-2001, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mad1:
so DONT stand on my tits or I will kick ur little BALLS into outer space

Best quote ever.

popkidu2 · 11-06-2001, 10:42 AM

the world would be much better if women just stopped driving

*popkid runs before getting kicked in the balls*

pub crawler · 11-06-2001, 11:09 AM

*notices the spikes on the tips of maddie's boots*

Salome · 11-06-2001, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
What about guys who shave while driving?

well, I've only seen that happen once (I almost couldn't believe it)

I think about 30% of men+women on the road should have never been given their drivers license

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Miss MacPhisto · 11-06-2001, 11:38 AM

Listen, I'm from L.A. , make that at least 775%!!!!!!!!

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My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

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mad1 · 11-06-2001, 11:46 AM

No no Popkid!!!! Dont run away from me!!!!!

Pubby dude - u aint seen nothin yet baby.....

look truth is I could never hurt any of Interference's lads, ur all toooooooo cute and I luv u all and I wanna mother u all and I wanna........................

see?

I just hate drivers when Im driving....ESP YOUNG MOFOS WITH CAPS AND STUPID BIG EXHAUST TINGS!!!!!!!!!!!

Mirrorball Man · 11-06-2001, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
What about guys who shave while driving?

What about guys who brush their teeth while driving?

But the worst one for me is mobile phones. That's men and women.

CannibalisticArtist · 11-06-2001, 04:49 PM

there was this programme showing new technology in japan, they had a PC's in their cars and they were playing online gambling and games and watching films, some cars even had a toilet seat under the cushions. it wopuld be hard to push and drive o n the road, but it would save some commuting time

bonovista · 11-07-2001, 11:28 AM

I agree...male drivers suck!

DoctorGonzo · 11-07-2001, 08:31 PM

Quote:

so DONT stand on my tits or I will kick ur little BALLS into outer space, and we're not just talking the moon here, we are talking far FAR beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The collection of mental images this statement conjured up was quite impressive.

U2Bama · 11-07-2001, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bonovista:
I agree...male drivers suck!

SEXIST!

You've gone too far! I'm reporting this to the Department of Justice, the E.E.O.C., the Civil Rights Commission, Janet Reno, Bob Butterworth, and, since you are a former prosecutor, AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL, because I suspect you harbored these sexist views back then and therefore falsely imprisoned sucky male drivers!

SicilianGoddess · 11-07-2001, 08:42 PM

I love you maddie.

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pub crawler · 11-07-2001, 10:14 PM

quote:
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so DONT stand on my tits or I will kick ur little BALLS into outer space, and we're not just talking the moon here, we are talking far FAR beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote:

Originally posted by DoctorGonzo:
The collection of mental images this statement conjured up was quite impressive.

HAHAHA! maddie most definitely has a way with words, doesn't she?!

11-06-2001, 07:14 AM	#1
mad1 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: Angie Jolie lover from Belfast Norn Ireland. I LOVE YOU ANGIE! Im a Bono fan! Posts: 13,169 Local Time: 08:08 PM	I SO cannot, I repeat, CANNOT STAND male drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And just before any of u men say anyting, today I'm FREEING MY MIND.....OK? so DONT stand on my tits or I will kick ur little BALLS into outer space, and we're not just talking the moon here, we are talking far FAR beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just cannot stand the arrogance, the ignorance the fecking male mcFecker on the roads of today!!!!! I am sick and fuking tired of them! Everytime I drive down, tons overtake and especially with the threat of speed cameras up, off they go, ignorant mcfucks!!!! Which takes me to the police!! Im gonna fuking march into their station and DEMAND FUCKING DEMAND that they put policemen up at the 30mph Junction, for I have had it UP TO HERE!!!!! points to 9ft of men men men men men men men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna punch them all so hard in the balls, they will come round and out of der arses! Im sooooooooo fed up with male domineerance on the fecking roads!!!!!! IM BUYING A FUCKIN TANK THEN!!!!!!!! I swear Im so pent up wit' anger Im gonna grab the next male walking by and will tie his balls up round his hairline and stick his foot out trough his feckin ear!!!!!!! GOT THAT???? Ok, I feel better now I got dat out....... thanks Free Your Mind (Im sure u understand! ) [This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 11-06-2001).] __________________

11-06-2001, 08:25 AM	#2
80sU2isBest Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 4,970 Local Time: 02:08 PM	Let me tell you what I'm mad about, mad1. I'm sick and tired of being in rush hour traffgic and seeing women putting on their friggin makeup while driving! I know that all women do this so I felt free to post it in Free Your Mind. In fact, next female that walks by, I'm gonna pull her hair just to show her angry I am because I know that all women put on makeup while driving, so she deserves to have her hair pulled because I am soooooooo angry. __________________

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11-06-2001, 08:36 AM	#3
mad1 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: Angie Jolie lover from Belfast Norn Ireland. I LOVE YOU ANGIE! Im a Bono fan! Posts: 13,169 Local Time: 08:08 PM	Ya wanna wrestle 80s?????

11-06-2001, 08:40 AM	#4
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 02:08 PM	What about guys who shave while driving?

11-06-2001, 10:42 AM	#9
popkidu2 War Child Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Half a mile from what she said... Posts: 897 Local Time: 07:08 PM	the world would be much better if women just stopped driving popkid runs before getting kicked in the balls

11-06-2001, 11:09 AM	#10
pub crawler New Yorker Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Los Angeles, CA USA Posts: 2,551 Local Time: 12:08 PM	notices the spikes on the tips of maddie's boots

11-06-2001, 11:38 AM	#12
Miss MacPhisto Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Planet Pleba Posts: 1,957 Local Time: 11:08 AM	Listen, I'm from L.A. , make that at least 775%!!!!!!!! ------------------ Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you... My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME... "Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert [This message has been edited by Miss MacPhisto (edited 11-06-2001).]

11-06-2001, 11:46 AM	#13
mad1 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: Angie Jolie lover from Belfast Norn Ireland. I LOVE YOU ANGIE! Im a Bono fan! Posts: 13,169 Local Time: 08:08 PM	No no Popkid!!!! Dont run away from me!!!!! Pubby dude - u aint seen nothin yet baby..... look truth is I could never hurt any of Interference's lads, ur all toooooooo cute and I luv u all and I wanna mother u all and I wanna........................ see? I just hate drivers when Im driving....ESP YOUNG MOFOS WITH CAPS AND STUPID BIG EXHAUST TINGS!!!!!!!!!!!

11-06-2001, 04:49 PM	#15
CannibalisticArtist War Child Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: West Coast babyeee Posts: 511 Local Time: 11:08 AM	there was this programme showing new technology in japan, they had a PC's in their cars and they were playing online gambling and games and watching films, some cars even had a toilet seat under the cushions. it wopuld be hard to push and drive o n the road, but it would save some commuting time

11-07-2001, 11:28 AM	#16
bonovista War Child Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the Bad Girls School where MissMac graduated from. Posts: 549 Local Time: 07:08 PM	I agree...male drivers suck!

11-07-2001, 08:42 PM	#19
SicilianGoddess Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Smiley Land ? Posts: 4,462 Local Time: 12:08 PM	I love you maddie. ------------------ Zooming In Zooming Out Nothing I Can't Do Without All About Sicy