I SO cannot, I repeat, CANNOT STAND male drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Page 2

**KhanadaRhodes** · 11-07-2001, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Salome:
I think about 30% of men+women on the road should have never been given their drivers license

wha?? that's it?

i guess it's different here LOL no one can drive here...

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have a nice day!

"well my instincts is right, time to walk from the fire, leave the burning behind me, take a walk to the water..."
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"are you serious? do you really care what peanut butter i prefer? are you in peanut butter marketing or something?"
john nude!

bonovista · 11-08-2001, 06:14 PM

Ha! Bama!! LOL!!!!!

* BV sees herself out of a job and disbarred for life*

P.S. Be careful, I don't think Janet Reno likes men or men drivers.

U2Bama · 11-08-2001, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by bonovista:
P.S. Be careful, I don't think Janet Reno likes men or men drivers.

This is what scared me when she was A.G., and it is probably why I got my first traffic ticket. If she becomes governor of Florida, I will not drive in that state, which will be a huge inconvenience.

MysteryGirl · 11-09-2001, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by Miss MacPhisto:
Listen, I'm from L.A. , make that at least 775%!!!!!!!!

LMAO!! I vacatiopned in L.A. (and landed right in the middle of the L.A. riots :rolleyes

in 1992. I was a nervous wreck on the roads out there...and I was a PASSENGER!!!!

All right. Now I need to blow off steam. I don't drive (yet) bit too many times, when I have the green light and I'm crossing the street ON THE CROSSWALK, some asshole driver has to turn right, in front of me. I've almost gotten hit twice on the same intersection a few blocks from where I live. And in 1991, someone turned left in front of me when I had the green light. I was hit and I ended up with a fractured arm.

Another time, someone pulled out of a church parking lot when I was walking down a sidewalk. The driver wasn't accelerated yet, so I just got knocked down and sprained a finger.

As for the male/female debate...all 4 times mentioned above, the drivers were female!!!

And another thing. Talking about people putting on makeup or shaving or whatever while driving. Some dude yakking on a cell phone pulled out of a driveway and came close to hitting me. I told him to either hang up or stay parked!

But...the rules in TN are that the pedestrians have the right-of-way when they're crossing at the proper crosswalks, and with the light in their favor if there's a light!! So what's with these people!?

I will add that I have seen pedestrians cross against the light, and in that case, they DON'T have the right-of-way and they're being just plain stupid!

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"You're dangerous...'cause you're honest"

Salome · 11-09-2001, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by pub crawler:
HAHAHA! maddie most definitely has a way with words, doesn't she?!

I think she could write some very good poetry

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

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zooropamanda · 11-09-2001, 10:26 PM

maddiespeak is the most intriguing thing ive seen on this board thus far

80s, the question is, why does a girl putting on her lippy upset you so?
You hear us complaning about you boys scratching yourselves every 5 minutes?

[This message has been edited by zooropamanda (edited 11-09-2001).]

pub crawler · 11-10-2001, 12:34 AM

Fast cars are cool.

[This message has been edited by pub crawler (edited 11-09-2001).]

DrTeeth · 11-10-2001, 10:06 AM

Maddie how old are you that someone could stand on your tits?

80sU2isBest · 11-10-2001, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by zooropamanda:
80s, the question is, why does a girl putting on her lippy upset you so?
You hear us complaning about you boys scratching yourselves every 5 minutes?

It doesn't bother me as much as my psot would lead you to believe, but it's not quite the safe thing to do now, is it? Honestly, my reply was in response to Mad1's "venting". I was just a little put off by some of the "fighting" words she used, so I wanted to respond with my own ridiculous post. I sincerely intended my thread to be viewed as ridiculous, and that's why I wrote twice that "all women do it", when anyone knows that is a huge sweeping generalization. In fact, I've never been in a car wioth a woman who was driving and putting on makeup at the same time. I was just using a sweeping generalization about women because she did about men.

BabyGrace · 11-10-2001, 12:47 PM

im going to betray my species here:

I rather think women are worse

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but for the grace of love I'd will the meaning of heaven from above...

uvie · 11-10-2001, 03:21 PM

saw a guy change an entire set of clothing while driving 100 km per hour on the freeway once!
LMFAO

doctorwho · 11-10-2001, 04:54 PM

I personally feel that anyone under the age of 35, regardless of gender, should not drive. You are all PUNKS! ALL OF YOU! Screw the future generation - they are all idiots! ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS AND SHOULDN'T DRIVE!

Now, bow down to me and worship me.

zooropamanda · 11-10-2001, 11:45 PM

Im a great driver!!!! Ive only been involved in 3 accidents!!!!

mad1 · 11-12-2001, 12:25 PM

Hey Pub, ya gonna take me for a big long ride in ur fast car huh???????

Ah go awn!

GO AWN GO AWN!!!!! Ya big eld mug ya!!!!!

yes salome, I could write poetry, perhaps u could assist me by us both being in a Victorian room together, me in a tight basque and knickerbockers and u naked, but for a leaf.....?....

Dr Teeth, Im 25, and my tits are fine, they still right under my chin.........but Im talkin about when men use women like steps, ya know? Like Dr Teeth, if u walk towardeth me now, u'd me my height, but once u reach me, ur foot would be in my gob, now do u know what I mean??????

I LUV YA ALL!!!!

YER ALL MAD EEJITS FROM EEJITLAND!!!!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 11-12-2001).]

Angela Harlem · 11-13-2001, 05:28 AM

Well, I NEVER put my make up on while driving. And I have never seen a man shave while driving either. I do however regularly shave my legs on the way to work. So

to you 80's!

I did see a man reading his paper once thoughy while driving...

But honestly, maddie, I understand you except for the fast cars and exhaust bit. I HATE blokes behind the wheel too. They take one look at me hunched over the wheel like the mole man dude on the Simpsons and say "Out in her boyfriends car". The thing that shits me is they drive these hotted up Fast Fours, and think their tinny little Japanese car is like...Good or something! So naturally I drop it back a gear and rev the crap out of all 8 cylinders and flip the bird while muttering 'choke on this!' not that my baby blows blue smoke.

The moral maddie? Drop yours back to 3rd, and watch them drop their diff trying to keep up with you. Its the only way.

I love power. Siiiiiiiiiiigh.....

DrTeeth · 11-23-2001, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by mad1:
Like Dr Teeth, if u walk towardeth me now, u'd me my height, but once u reach me, ur foot would be in my gob, now do u know what I mean??????

To be honest, I don't....

**KhanadaRhodes** · 11-24-2001, 01:47 AM

LOL this is funny...i remember posting for this thang the first time! the drivers here still suck and they're driving me to a nervous breakdown...

anyway, MysteryGirl, i noticed you're from TN (nashville to be exact) ... they're the same here in memphis (yeah, i'm not *really* in birmingham, yet) and maybe worse! i've only driven through nashville on the interstate so i dunno.

*is now noticing this thompson twins song sounds a lot like this roxy music song...hmm i should stop listening to 80's music hehe!*

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have a nice day!

U2: 62%
dd: 37%
"well my instincts is right, time to walk from the fire, leave the burning behind me, take a walk to the water..."
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"are you serious? do you really care what peanut butter i prefer? are you in peanut butter marketing or something?"
john nude!

[This message has been edited by KhanadaRhodes (edited 11-23-2001).]

11-08-2001, 06:14 PM	#22
bonovista War Child Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the Bad Girls School where MissMac graduated from. Posts: 549 Local Time: 03:27 AM	Ha! Bama!! LOL!!!!! * BV sees herself out of a job and disbarred for life* P.S. Be careful, I don't think Janet Reno likes men or men drivers. __________________

11-24-2001, 01:47 AM	#37
KhanadaRhodes Paper Gods Forum Administrator Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: a vampire in the limousine Posts: 60,695 Local Time: 10:27 PM	LOL this is funny...i remember posting for this thang the first time! the drivers here still suck and they're driving me to a nervous breakdown... anyway, MysteryGirl, i noticed you're from TN (nashville to be exact) ... they're the same here in memphis (yeah, i'm not really in birmingham, yet) and maybe worse! i've only driven through nashville on the interstate so i dunno. is now noticing this thompson twins song sounds a lot like this roxy music song...hmm i should stop listening to 80's music hehe! ------------------ have a nice day! U2: 62% dd: 37% "well my instincts is right, time to walk from the fire, leave the burning behind me, take a walk to the water..." ------- "are you serious? do you really care what peanut butter i prefer? are you in peanut butter marketing or something?" john nude! [This message has been edited by KhanadaRhodes (edited 11-23-2001).] __________________

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11-09-2001, 10:26 PM	#26
zooropamanda Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Smile, you're reading my post Posts: 6,515 Local Time: 01:27 PM	maddiespeak is the most intriguing thing ive seen on this board thus far 80s, the question is, why does a girl putting on her lippy upset you so? You hear us complaning about you boys scratching yourselves every 5 minutes? [This message has been edited by zooropamanda (edited 11-09-2001).]

11-10-2001, 12:34 AM	#27
pub crawler New Yorker Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Los Angeles, CA USA Posts: 2,551 Local Time: 08:27 PM	Fast cars are cool. [This message has been edited by pub crawler (edited 11-09-2001).]

11-10-2001, 10:06 AM	#28
DrTeeth Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Q continuum Posts: 4,770 Local Time: 04:27 AM	Maddie how old are you that someone could stand on your tits?

11-10-2001, 12:47 PM	#30
BabyGrace Refugee Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: even NJ loves NY Posts: 2,095 Local Time: 10:27 PM	im going to betray my species here: I rather think women are worse ------------------ but for the grace of love I'd will the meaning of heaven from above...

11-10-2001, 03:21 PM	#31
uvie The Fly Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: canada Posts: 156 Local Time: 03:27 AM	saw a guy change an entire set of clothing while driving 100 km per hour on the freeway once! LMFAO

11-10-2001, 04:54 PM	#32
doctorwho Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: My TARDIS - currently located in Valparaiso, IN Posts: 6,367 Local Time: 07:27 PM	I personally feel that anyone under the age of 35, regardless of gender, should not drive. You are all PUNKS! ALL OF YOU! Screw the future generation - they are all idiots! ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS AND SHOULDN'T DRIVE! Now, bow down to me and worship me.

11-10-2001, 11:45 PM	#33
zooropamanda Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Smile, you're reading my post Posts: 6,515 Local Time: 01:27 PM	Im a great driver!!!! Ive only been involved in 3 accidents!!!!

11-12-2001, 12:25 PM	#34
mad1 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: Angie Jolie lover from Belfast Norn Ireland. I LOVE YOU ANGIE! Im a Bono fan! Posts: 13,169 Local Time: 04:27 AM	Hey Pub, ya gonna take me for a big long ride in ur fast car huh??????? Ah go awn! GO AWN GO AWN!!!!! Ya big eld mug ya!!!!! yes salome, I could write poetry, perhaps u could assist me by us both being in a Victorian room together, me in a tight basque and knickerbockers and u naked, but for a leaf.....?.... Dr Teeth, Im 25, and my tits are fine, they still right under my chin.........but Im talkin about when men use women like steps, ya know? Like Dr Teeth, if u walk towardeth me now, u'd me my height, but once u reach me, ur foot would be in my gob, now do u know what I mean?????? I LUV YA ALL!!!! YER ALL MAD EEJITS FROM EEJITLAND!!!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 11-12-2001).]

11-13-2001, 05:28 AM	#35
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 02:27 PM	Well, I NEVER put my make up on while driving. And I have never seen a man shave while driving either. I do however regularly shave my legs on the way to work. So to you 80's! I did see a man reading his paper once thoughy while driving... But honestly, maddie, I understand you except for the fast cars and exhaust bit. I HATE blokes behind the wheel too. They take one look at me hunched over the wheel like the mole man dude on the Simpsons and say "Out in her boyfriends car". The thing that shits me is they drive these hotted up Fast Fours, and think their tinny little Japanese car is like...Good or something! So naturally I drop it back a gear and rev the crap out of all 8 cylinders and flip the bird while muttering 'choke on this!' not that my baby blows blue smoke. The moral maddie? Drop yours back to 3rd, and watch them drop their diff trying to keep up with you. Its the only way. I love power. Siiiiiiiiiiigh.....