How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

[anitram]

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

 

[the rockin edge]

 

[hiphop]

hahaha... best joke being that with all those 10 people, the light bulb was not changed yet..

 

[indra]

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Hehe, that's good . Especially the last one.

Angela

 

[Rono]

I thought it was a job for halliburton,...

 

[Irvine511]

anitram: why do you hate freedom?

 

[UberBeaver]

Change the light bulb once,..um...Won't get changed again! Light bulbs hate freedom!

 

[DrTeeth]

Only ten? That's a bit optimistic don't you think?

 

[nbcrusader]

Only ten? That's a bit optimistic don't you think?

You like piñatas...

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Change the light bulb once,..um...Won't get changed again! Light bulbs hate freedom!

!

Angela

 

[dazzledbylight]

good stuff!!

 

[BonosSaint]

Thanks for the laugh, anitram. Obviously, I like your signature too.

 

[BOYO3221]

12. NONE NO NEED FOR LIGHT BULBS . All the bleeding heart liberals let al qaeda wipe out our power plants from an attack because liberals dont think their is a terrorism problem






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