from the left to the extreme right: me

Zoomerang96 · 05-18-2002, 04:53 PM

ive grown tired of being left wing, after being right wing for most of my life.

i will now resort to extreme intolerancy of others, and hope that you all will follow my example.

i will provide a new aspect this forum has not had: a far right voice of unreason.

explain how you will deal with me, because it will be useless. i only listen to myself nowadays. i laugh at you.

you are all fools.

---

*does not condone nazism

Zoomerang96 · 05-18-2002, 04:55 PM

i should also point out that i was tired of being left wing because it simply wasnt sexy enough.

not enough glamour, ritz, pazzaz even.

i hope you understand my sudden shift.

diamond · 05-18-2002, 05:01 PM

be
your
S
E
L
F.

DB9

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AIM= diamondbruno9

Zoomerang96 · 05-18-2002, 05:14 PM

as some of you will already have noticed, i began my intimidation tactics last night with my bashing of zooropamanda and zoomerangII.

i will continue along these lines.

it is of most significance that they be squashed like bugs under a big boot.

arogancy is also key in me conquering interland.

Praga_Khan · 05-18-2002, 06:42 PM

TEST

U2Bama · 05-18-2002, 06:49 PM

Are you talking about how you think that you are the only one entitled to have "zoo" in your name, even though zoomerang is a matter of cultural identity for the Australian U2 fans?

Zoomerang96 · 05-18-2002, 07:41 PM

yes bama, though it is only me warming up.

i will make it no secret that in due time if salome isnt banned, then i want to be removed.

we cannot co-exist.

*goes off and about electioneering

*throws leaflets on the streets warning the people of the horrible dangers the "zoo's" and "salome's" possess.

there will be a vote, and i will lose terribly because i hate everyone here. well, at least foray anyway.

anyone interested should email me at beatricemilk@hotmail.com if they are interested in being my pr person (propaganda head) or a staunch allied partner.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

[This message has been edited by Zoomerang96 (edited 05-18-2002).]

U2Bama · 05-18-2002, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
my pr person (propaganda head)

agitprop?

**Sicy** · 05-18-2002, 07:57 PM

Freak.

U2Bama · 05-18-2002, 08:01 PM

Yes.

martha · 05-18-2002, 09:14 PM

FYM=Looney Bin?

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You have fairly generic bunions. --my podiatrist, 4-11-02

U2Bama · 05-18-2002, 09:33 PM

deathbear:

Don't let this get to your head, because everyone knows that you are not as cool as The Wanderer, but in this particular thread, you remind me of a Johnny Cash song, "The One On The Left Is On The Right:"

There once was a musical troupe
A pickin' singin' folk group
They sang the mountain ballads
And the folk songs of our land

They were long on musical ability
Folks thought they would go far
But political incompatibility led to their downfall

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear was a Methodist

This musical aggregation toured the entire nation
Singing the traditional ballads
And the folk songs of our land
They performed with great virtuosity
And soon they were the rage
But political animosity prevailed upon the stage

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license

Well the curtain had ascended
A hush fell on the crowd
As thousands there were gathered to hear The folk songs of our land
But they took their politics seriously
And that night at the concert hall
As the audience watched deliriously
They had a free-for-all

Well, the one on the right was on the bottom
And the one in the middle was on the top
And the one on the left got a broken arm
And the guy in the rear, said, "Oh dear"

Now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group
Don't go mixin' politics with the folk songs of our land
Just work on harmony and diction
Play your banjo well
And if you have political convictions keep them to yourself

Now, the one on the left works in a bank
And the one in the middle drives a truck
The one on the right's an all-night deejay
And the guy in the rear got drafted

~U2Alabama

doctorwho · 05-18-2002, 10:38 PM

Being an extreme leftist or going ultra-right conservative is boring.

If you really wanna be hip, don't let politics decide your idiosyncracies.

And if you wanna be cool, try being something in the middle of extrem left or right. This gives you the luxury of flip-flopping on a moment's notice on a topic, and going with whatever suits you on a given day. This is the one time where being wishy-washy can be trend-setting.

But if you want to be a geeky right-winger. Go for it. We'll just add you to the list of people we ignore.

*says prayer for the clearly departed and once happening deathbear.

foray · 05-18-2002, 10:52 PM

zoomerang666! The answer is buffalo-wings.

FYM doesn't have to be serious all the time.

zooforay

The Wanderer · 05-19-2002, 12:13 AM

my only concern and hope is that this ends similarly to dr strangelove

Zoomerang96 · 05-19-2002, 05:10 AM

i need everyones support.

i trust you will all follow me blindly and just do as i say.

its very simple.

i trust i can rely on your vote.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

Salome · 05-19-2002, 05:50 AM

I am interested in being your pr person

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 05-20-2002, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
i need everyones support.

i trust you will all follow me blindly and just do as i say.

its very simple.

i trust i can rely on your vote.

Ah, what the hell. I have nothing to do today.

*follows bear in scene eerily reminiscent of Jerri Blank following cult girl in "Strangers with Candy" episode.

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Let's pray for something
To feel good in the morning

Zoomerang96 · 05-20-2002, 11:02 PM

wonderful news popodular!

i am greatful to have you on my side, you definately possess magnificent charm, charisma and unabashed beauty. by you following me, it will certainly create more opportunities for other sassy ladies to join as well as loney boys looking for a good time.

but i wont let them harass you.

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after years of waiting, nothing came.

whammy · 05-21-2002, 03:16 AM

?????

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[This message has been edited by whammy (edited 05-21-2002).]

05-18-2002, 04:53 PM	#1
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 06:07 PM	from the left to the extreme right: me ive grown tired of being left wing, after being right wing for most of my life. i will now resort to extreme intolerancy of others, and hope that you all will follow my example. i will provide a new aspect this forum has not had: a far right voice of unreason. explain how you will deal with me, because it will be useless. i only listen to myself nowadays. i laugh at you. you are all fools. --- *does not condone nazism __________________

05-18-2002, 04:55 PM	#2
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 06:07 PM	i should also point out that i was tired of being left wing because it simply wasnt sexy enough. not enough glamour, ritz, pazzaz even. i hope you understand my sudden shift. __________________

05-21-2002, 03:16 AM	#20
whammy The Fly Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Waukegan, Illinios, United States Posts: 55 Local Time: 05:07 PM	????? ------------------ [This message has been edited by whammy (edited 05-21-2002).] __________________

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05-18-2002, 05:01 PM	#3
diamond ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tempe, Az USA Posts: 12,856 Local Time: 04:07 PM	be your S E L F. DB9 ------------------ AIM= diamondbruno9

05-18-2002, 05:14 PM	#4
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 06:07 PM	as some of you will already have noticed, i began my intimidation tactics last night with my bashing of zooropamanda and zoomerangII. i will continue along these lines. it is of most significance that they be squashed like bugs under a big boot. arogancy is also key in me conquering interland.

05-18-2002, 06:42 PM	#5
Praga_Khan Babyface Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5 Local Time: 11:07 PM	TEST

05-18-2002, 06:49 PM	#6
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 06:07 PM	Are you talking about how you think that you are the only one entitled to have "zoo" in your name, even though zoomerang is a matter of cultural identity for the Australian U2 fans?

05-18-2002, 07:41 PM	#7
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 06:07 PM	yes bama, though it is only me warming up. i will make it no secret that in due time if salome isnt banned, then i want to be removed. we cannot co-exist. goes off and about electioneering throws leaflets on the streets warning the people of the horrible dangers the "zoo's" and "salome's" possess. there will be a vote, and i will lose terribly because i hate everyone here. well, at least foray anyway. anyone interested should email me at beatricemilk@hotmail.com if they are interested in being my pr person (propaganda head) or a staunch allied partner. ------------------ after years of waiting, nothing came. [This message has been edited by Zoomerang96 (edited 05-18-2002).]

05-18-2002, 07:57 PM	#9
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 69,349 Local Time: 03:07 PM	Freak.

05-18-2002, 08:01 PM	#10
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 06:07 PM	Yes.

05-18-2002, 09:14 PM	#11
martha Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Orange County and all over the goddamn place Posts: 42,555 Local Time: 04:07 PM	FYM=Looney Bin? ------------------ You have fairly generic bunions. --my podiatrist, 4-11-02

05-18-2002, 09:33 PM	#12
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 06:07 PM	deathbear: Don't let this get to your head, because everyone knows that you are not as cool as The Wanderer, but in this particular thread, you remind me of a Johnny Cash song, "The One On The Left Is On The Right:" There once was a musical troupe A pickin' singin' folk group They sang the mountain ballads And the folk songs of our land They were long on musical ability Folks thought they would go far But political incompatibility led to their downfall Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear was a Methodist This musical aggregation toured the entire nation Singing the traditional ballads And the folk songs of our land They performed with great virtuosity And soon they were the rage But political animosity prevailed upon the stage Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license Well the curtain had ascended A hush fell on the crowd As thousands there were gathered to hear The folk songs of our land But they took their politics seriously And that night at the concert hall As the audience watched deliriously They had a free-for-all Well, the one on the right was on the bottom And the one in the middle was on the top And the one on the left got a broken arm And the guy in the rear, said, "Oh dear" Now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group Don't go mixin' politics with the folk songs of our land Just work on harmony and diction Play your banjo well And if you have political convictions keep them to yourself Now, the one on the left works in a bank And the one in the middle drives a truck The one on the right's an all-night deejay And the guy in the rear got drafted ~U2Alabama

05-18-2002, 10:38 PM	#13
doctorwho Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: My TARDIS - currently located in Valparaiso, IN Posts: 6,361 Local Time: 03:07 PM	Being an extreme leftist or going ultra-right conservative is boring. If you really wanna be hip, don't let politics decide your idiosyncracies. And if you wanna be cool, try being something in the middle of extrem left or right. This gives you the luxury of flip-flopping on a moment's notice on a topic, and going with whatever suits you on a given day. This is the one time where being wishy-washy can be trend-setting. But if you want to be a geeky right-winger. Go for it. We'll just add you to the list of people we ignore. *says prayer for the clearly departed and once happening deathbear.

05-18-2002, 10:52 PM	#14
foray Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: full of sound and fury Posts: 3,386 Local Time: 12:07 PM	zoomerang666! The answer is buffalo-wings. FYM doesn't have to be serious all the time. zooforay

05-19-2002, 12:13 AM	#15
The Wanderer Kid A Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Holy Roman Empire Posts: 5,271 Local Time: 06:07 PM	my only concern and hope is that this ends similarly to dr strangelove

05-19-2002, 05:10 AM	#16
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 06:07 PM	i need everyones support. i trust you will all follow me blindly and just do as i say. its very simple. i trust i can rely on your vote. ------------------ after years of waiting, nothing came.

05-19-2002, 05:50 AM	#17
Salome you are what you is Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Netherlands Posts: 22,044 Local Time: 12:07 AM	I am interested in being your pr person ------------------ Salome Shake it, shake it, shake it

05-20-2002, 11:02 PM	#19
Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 06:07 PM	wonderful news popodular! i am greatful to have you on my side, you definately possess magnificent charm, charisma and unabashed beauty. by you following me, it will certainly create more opportunities for other sassy ladies to join as well as loney boys looking for a good time. but i wont let them harass you. ------------------ after years of waiting, nothing came.