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Old 12-05-2001, 04:54 PM   #1
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Ass Demons

Stream of consciousness approaching:

As I have started yet another diet, I have a theory that I would like to share with my interference friends. I have recently come to the conclusion that it is not my heart or mind that wants fattening food, but demons. Yes children, demons that live in my ass. They are very loud and very pushy and become highly displeased when I do not feed them BBQ chips with Ranch dip and the like. I am hoping that my current plan of starving them, drowning them with at least 8 glasses a day of water, and annoying them with Richard Simmons workouts will exorcise them. Yes, my friends, my spiritual awakening tells me that one shining day I will wake up and the Ass Demons will have packed up and moved on to a soul not as strong as mine. I need some help with the exorcism though. The Holidays are Ass Demon Breeding Season. Can I get a Hallelujah in the back? Amen.

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Old 12-05-2001, 04:58 PM   #2
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Local Time: 11:29 AM crack me up - but your theory does make some interesting points. Hopefully I can manage to do the same to my gut demons.

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