Okay, so trying to make sense of American politics is fucked. So I'm going to ask a bunch of questions that I hope someone can answer me without a huge deal of snark.
- I feel like this campaign has been going for fucking ever. Why the FUCK is an election that won't take place until November starting like 18+ months out. What the fuck. (And side Q, how the fuck can people expect Obama to get shit done/be good when this fucking circus is going on.)
- Are the Democrats in a better place than the Republicans? (kinda hard question to answer given everyone will be biased.) Like the Republican race is 10000000x more interesting and entertaining than the Democratic race, but is that a good thing for the Dems? That it's between two of them instead of five or seven or ten like the GOP?
- What is the difference between the last 12 months and today? Why was today so special?
- What the fuck is a caucus?
- What is a delegate?
- Why is Iowa, a state that I had never given thought to in 25-and-a-half years of existence, the most important fucking thing in the world? Why has Trump et al been banging on constantly about Iowa for fucking months?
- Does every single state get a 'caucus'? How are they going to pack 49 more of these things in? Is it always the same order? If so, why, and how did they arrive at said order
- Who votes in a caucus? And what are they voting for? Are these 1,000 or whatever people registered members of either the Dems or the GOP? (And they are voting for the nominee they want to go up in the final election?) Do you have to be registered as a member of one of them to vote in the final presidential election? (If so, isn't that completely fucked up?) Or can you just go and vote on election day if you want to?
- Why do people like Ted Cruz? He is the slimiest looking motherfucker I have ever seen and I'd probably vote for Trump over him for that reason
- Does Trump actually want to be president? Would he even like it? Surely this is just all a show for his ego?
- HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK CAN A COIN TOSS DECIDE A NOMINEE FOR A CAUCUS. THAT IS SUPREMELY FUCKED UP. SERIOUSLY, SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME. IT SEEMS FUCKING INSANE.
- Why do people like Bernie Sanders? I have a hard time getting behind him because every time I see him he just looks an angry old white dude yelling at a cloud. He could drop dead at any moment. It feels a little disingenuous to me, although all that's my prejudices, not his fault. (On this note, it kinda relates to
this Azealia Banks tweet that I thought was pretty fucking good - she started a long series of tweets by saying she thinks she'll vote for Trump - I was all ready to be outraged but her series of tweets that followed were kinda hard to argue with)
- Hilary seems a bit slimy, too. I really like Obama.
- On that note, why is it that your system only allows two terms of government? If one president does a real fucking good job (not saying that's Obama, just being hypothetical) wouldn't it suck to replace him/her with someone less good because you
have to?
And, finally,
- What happens from now until election day?