2016 US Presidential Election Pt. IV - Page 29

Oregoropa · 01-30-2016, 01:09 PM

Forgive me for pointing this out

Young Ted Cruz could be a doppelganger for Young Bono

**Headache in a Suitcase** · 01-30-2016, 01:20 PM

You're on crack

BVS · 01-30-2016, 01:55 PM

That's pretty much how I'd expect Santorum to look.

Is that Satan's tongue hanging out of Cruz' mouth?

Huckabee - "Jesus grew these burns."

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BVS · 01-30-2016, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Oregoropa

Forgive me for pointing this out

Young Ted Cruz could be a doppelganger for Young Bono

Drinking this early in the day?!

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Oregoropa · 01-30-2016, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BVS

Drinking this early in the day?!

Sent from my iPhone using U2 Interference

Haha, no. But seriously think Bono circa HS age. Ted's nose is a bit wider.

Looks like a gummi worm hanging out of Cruz's mouth.

Huckabee looks like a singer in a touring Christian folk band, who could crush a lot of groupie ass if not for his vow of chastity.

Bluer White · 01-30-2016, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by anitram

Chris Christie has really let himself go. Wow.

Just another lazy one...

Irvine511 · 01-30-2016, 03:26 PM

A former professor of mine told our class that he used to buy drugs off Jeb. He had the best weed at Andover.

True story.

deep · 01-30-2016, 04:17 PM

They're still lighting up

Oregoropa · 01-30-2016, 05:32 PM

I have CNN and Fox News on in the background at work today. I'm cracking up, because despite no new polling, both networks are pumping up a 'surging' Rubio. Putting on Pro-Rubio guests. Citing the past performance of a 3rd place Santorum making a run to 1st place in 2012.

It's eye-opening to see the media (with no empirical data) trying to kneecap Cruz and Trump.

I'm posting this before the new DMR poll comes out.

Irvine511 · 01-30-2016, 06:03 PM

The media wants a story, because if there's no story, no one will watch.

There's no actual bias, just whoring for ratings.

Oregoropa · 01-30-2016, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irvine511

The media wants a story, because if there's no story, no one will watch.

There's no actual bias, just whoring for ratings.

True, they want a darkhorse. Rumblings started and then piggybacking.

New DMR Poll

Trump 28
Cruz 23
Rubio 15
Carson 10
Paul 5

LuckyNumber7 · 01-30-2016, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Oregoropa

Caption Contest

- Rubio looks like he is a former member of Menudo

- Jeb looks like he's the go-to guy for Quaaludes

- Rand actually seems like he'd be down for Atari and hitting up repeat viewings of ROTJ

- Ted still looks like the kid who was a douchebag that nobody on the senate floor would sponsor/endorse

- Rick Santorum and Martin O'Malley may be irrelevant candidates, but at least they overcame their ugly

- Donald Trump: former SS youth

- Rand Paul: your average high school Joe

deep · 01-30-2016, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oregoropa

Forgive me for pointing this out

Young Ted Cruz could be a doppelganger for Young Bono

Well, maybe

LuckyNumber7 · 01-30-2016, 06:41 PM

Poor John Kasich was placed under Rick Santorum.

deep · 01-30-2016, 06:46 PM

Rubio - Osmond wanna be

Santorum - live long and prosper

Mrs. Garrison · 01-30-2016, 07:23 PM

Christie and Bush look like someone i might have gotten high with, actually so does Paul. Hillary actually looks pretty good, wow!

Ass Juice looks exactly like i would have pictured him.

also.... Fuck Ted Cruz.

Oregoropa · 01-30-2016, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by deep

Well, maybe

In the original photo its dark behind Ted. My brain kept seeing Bono's mullet

LuckyNumber7 · 01-30-2016, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Garrison

Christie and Bush look like someone i might have gotten high with, actually so does Paul. Hillary actually looks pretty good, wow!

Ass Juice looks exactly like i would have pictured him.

also.... Fuck Ted Cruz.

Basically, people who didn't maintain their hair.

**Headache in a Suitcase** · 01-30-2016, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oregoropa

I have CNN and Fox News on in the background at work today. I'm cracking up, because despite no new polling, both networks are pumping up a 'surging' Rubio. Putting on Pro-Rubio guests. Citing the past performance of a 3rd place Santorum making a run to 1st place in 2012.

It's eye-opening to see the media (with no empirical data) trying to kneecap Cruz and Trump.

I'm posting this before the new DMR poll comes out.

Yea... I'm hoping the media will drop their bias and start giving Trump some attention

Moonlit_Angel · 01-30-2016, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BVS

Is that Satan's tongue hanging out of Cruz' mouth?

I was gonna say, the hell is with that red blotch off the side of his mouth? That just makes him look even more unlikeable.

Santorum and Huckabee's pictures are highly entertaining. Oh, wow. Awesome find, indeed.

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01-30-2016, 01:55 PM	#563
BVS Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: between my head and heart Posts: 41,232 Local Time: 08:09 PM	That's pretty much how I'd expect Santorum to look. Is that Satan's tongue hanging out of Cruz' mouth? Huckabee - "Jesus grew these burns." Sent from my iPhone using U2 Interference

01-30-2016, 03:26 PM	#567
Irvine511 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the West Coast Posts: 34,382 Local Time: 09:09 PM	A former professor of mine told our class that he used to buy drugs off Jeb. He had the best weed at Andover. True story.

01-30-2016, 04:17 PM	#568
deep Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A far distance down. Posts: 28,603 Local Time: 05:09 PM	They're still lighting up

01-30-2016, 05:32 PM	#569
Oregoropa Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Polish-American Stronghold PA Posts: 4,144 Local Time: 08:09 PM	I have CNN and Fox News on in the background at work today. I'm cracking up, because despite no new polling, both networks are pumping up a 'surging' Rubio. Putting on Pro-Rubio guests. Citing the past performance of a 3rd place Santorum making a run to 1st place in 2012. It's eye-opening to see the media (with no empirical data) trying to kneecap Cruz and Trump. I'm posting this before the new DMR poll comes out.

01-30-2016, 06:03 PM	#570
Irvine511 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the West Coast Posts: 34,382 Local Time: 09:09 PM	The media wants a story, because if there's no story, no one will watch. There's no actual bias, just whoring for ratings.

01-30-2016, 06:41 PM	#574
LuckyNumber7 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 19,700 Local Time: 09:09 PM	Poor John Kasich was placed under Rick Santorum.

01-30-2016, 06:46 PM	#575
deep Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A far distance down. Posts: 28,603 Local Time: 05:09 PM	Rubio - Osmond wanna be Santorum - live long and prosper

01-30-2016, 07:23 PM	#576
Mrs. Garrison Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: pig farming in Bolivia Posts: 7,325 Local Time: 08:09 PM	Christie and Bush look like someone i might have gotten high with, actually so does Paul. Hillary actually looks pretty good, wow! Ass Juice looks exactly like i would have pictured him. also.... Fuck Ted Cruz.