What Kind Of Official Drunk Are You?

[Bonochick]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/

Quit it, you're an Alcoholic!

- "I thought if we started drinking at 7 we'd be in a good mood by the time we got to the party."

- "We've stopped drinking?"

 

[bonosloveslave]

Uh, ditto.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

"Hah! Good one! I thought it was really funny. Really fucking funny. Damn funny."

- pause -

"You know what you are? You know? You, you fucking .. fucking ..." - another pause, sip, under breath - "Fucking fuck face. I'll fuckin ..."

"I'll fuck you in your fucking fuck!"

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Sooo... bonochick... Getting your first taste of legal alcohol?

 

[Sicy]

Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!

"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."

- pause -

"You've got beautiful eyes ..."

Tell everybody you love them (hic) with the following graphical statement:

 

[Bonochick]

Sooo... bonochick... Getting your first taste of legal alcohol?

Not for another 2 hours and 59 minutes.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Not for another 2 hours and 59 minutes.

Good for you!

Shall I wire you some money, so you can walk in to buy some booze with legal ID?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

lmao uh yeah i have said this before...



You are a Chunder Monkey!

"I can handle it, honest. No, I've had this much to drink before and been fine, dandy. Hang on ... No, I'm all right. Don't worry about it. I don't throw up when I'm drunk." Cue technicolor yawn, chunky pastel efluvia being expelled in rhythmic croaks and gushes.

Vomit your way across the Web with the following chunky emblem:

 

[ABEL]

first, I'd like to add that there is absoultely NOTHING official about this thread


Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!

"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."

- pause -

"You've got beautiful eyes ..."

and the results of this test can't possibly be right cuz I've never been drunk

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

You're the "I'm So Drunk" drunk.

"I'm drunk." - pause - "I'm so-o-o-o drunk."

"I'm pissed."

"Drunk."

I guess you could say I'm a borderline alcoholic..there were two answers I couoldn't decide between...if I put the other one in, I become an alcoholic...

 

[Walkron]

Bonochick, when are you coming to visit us here in Minnesota???

 

[Bonochick]

Bonochick, when are you coming to visit us here in Minnesota???

when you buy me a pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YARR!

 

[BAW]

I love you man!

Oh shit...how do they know this! This is SO me! My apologies in advance for anyone going to Vegas next week...

Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!

"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."

- pause -

"You've got beautiful eyes ..."

Tell everybody you love them (hic) with the following graphical statement:

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

hell i am on my 5th glass of wine, hence the cheese factor that i am feeling tonight.

 

[BAW]

I'm all hopped up on movie theater Mr. Pibb

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

shit put that crap down and drink up char!

 

[BAW]

Well, last night I was feeling pretty happy after a few Midori margaritas but I have to get up early tomorrow for Disneyland so I can't get plastered tonight...damnit.

 

[ABEL]

awwwwww I wanna go to Disneyland tomorrow

I have to work

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

fine i will drink alone!

 

[Basstrap]

I'm pretty6 drunk noiw!!!

let je do the test!! just a second, gents and ladies

 

[daisybean]

Yup that is me... fear my technicolor yawn

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

I'm pretty6 drunk noiw!!!

let je do the test!! just a second, gents and ladies

That's pretty scary... Asscrack went off taking that drinking test.. and hasn't come back with the results...

Is it just me or is that really funny?

 

[Angela Harlem]

I am SO not a chunder monkey.

 

[Bonochick]

I'm the happy drin!!!
Cheers to me@!!!!!

cheers to all of us!

merry drinking to all and to all a good drink!

 

[IWasBored]

funny...i do recall imming a friend after coming home wrong a party and trying to type "i went to a party, had a few beers, but i'm not drunk"...

and i remember getting a lot of "what the fuck? are you drunk or something?" answers...

 

[Salome]

Chunder Monkey

 

[Basstrap]

chunder

 

[tiny dancer]

I must be the only Philosophical drink around here.

 

[ABEL]

*gives bassy a coffee and an extra strength Excedrin this morning too*

 

[HelloAngel]

You're the "I'm So Drunk" drunk.

"I'm drunk." - pause - "I'm so-o-o-o drunk."

"I'm pissed."

"Drunk."