***Official 'Tis: I wanna MissDress For Christmas.

[Pinball Wizard]

Ho Ho Ho.

Indeed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

On Foster, on Cezanne, Van Der Rohe-Nixon; on Grommit, and Euclid, Dant? and Gibson...

Egg-Noggery

 

[ABEL]

i'd rather un-dress

 

[IWasBored]

is wanna supposed to be want to or want a?

all this time i thought it was want to

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Oh dear me.

I see your trapdoor and I want to paint it closed.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

is wanna supposed to be want to or want a?

I think it works either way. Open for interpretation, just not scrutiny.

 

[beegee]

dear pinball wizard.

nothing more. nothing less.

signed bg.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

nothing but the best.

That's what Neil Diamond always told me. Before he disowned me, and began writing songs for the darkness.

 

[beegee]

hmm. yes. i suppose so.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

missdress
mistress
Miss.v.dress
mistrust

 

[Pinball Wizard]

hmm. yes. i suppose so.

I am a few bitumen short of a diamond.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

 

[beegee]

I am a few bitumen short of a diamond.

yes. but why should i buy the cow when i get the milk for free.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

There's the HOSer.

Come mingle. BG has this great story about exploiting a cow. I don't know about you, but my nog could use a little bovine intervention, if you know what I mean

Hooha.

yeah I don't either, but it's fun saying stuff

 

[Pinball Wizard]

This was all just an abstract plan to expose my new hat.

See my hat,
see my hat,
made of real baath party craft,
no expenses spared
(though none had cared)
'twas all recovered, promptly snared!

See my hat,
see my hat,
adjacent to the ziggurat...
locale exotic as the tropics,
surveillanced by stereoscopics,
minute in fervent philanthropics...

it's a wonder one could even breathe,
but from this poem there's no reprieve!

See my hat,
see my hat
result still laid in a wrap,
sewn into a merry quite contrary,
savory holiday cap!

See my tress,
It's the best
in nine months made, but no less,
under constant and enforced duress,
the fabric found its final rest:
a natal newborn made of thatch,
(from the depths of my enfranchised dictator trap)
truly a wonder for my rack...
Would anyone else care for a 750,000 dollar hat?

 

[beegee]

cujo.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

I know.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

cujo = a man of joy

 

[zoney!]

will it have no end?

 

[Pinball Wizard]

I spread cheer in my own little way.

hope you've been eating your apples.

 

[verte76]

I want to put on a medieval costume.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

I fully endorse that.

 

[IWasBored]

yabloka

apple

 

[Justified]

 

[GARY#2]

Unfortunately this thread is crying for deletion...

Justice!