I actually came in here to make light of the fact that I've received birthday pms for the third year in a row and, not being a premium member, can't open them.
Then I saw the drunk thread, and, I was going to post there because that's what I'm doing tonight -- but I couldn't find a clever way to say it, so I scrapped that idea.
Then I decided to go get some hot chocolate.
Then I closed my Firefox window, but, being bored, I opened it again and decided to check out some of the other threads.
Then I saw this, and I was like NO WAI, O RLY? YA RLY!
I was disappointed, though, that you missed the best owl of them all...