It's On the Off to the Icial*** Something Strange

[AvsGirl41]

Hey Mr. Doughnut Man, who's trying to kill you?

 

[Bonochick]

Cujo has an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

 

[cujo]

*sound effect, pulls object from back.

Here's your knife back bonochick.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

good evening.

 

[cujo]

Attention everyone, we have word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd!

 

[u2popmofo]

Shya, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!

 

[cujo]

I would like to order the Cream Of Sum-Yung-Gy.

 

[u2popmofo]

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

 

[cujo]

Hahahahaha

hahahahaha

no.

Hahahahaha

Hahahahhaa

no.

Hahahahhaa.

 

[u2popmofo]

Why is it if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

thooooooought control!!!!!

 

[cujo]

Did you ever see that movie Scanners... where that guy blows up people's heads with his mind? It reminds me of this one Twilight Zone episode, where this guy's tongue is cut off and regenerated... and then it gets cut up and forms little baby tongues... weird isn't it?

 

[u2popmofo]

She makes me feel all funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

 

[cujo]

Do you take me as a Gull-a-Bull, or even a Gull-a-Calf?

 

[u2popmofo]

Hey....look....we're in Delaware......yeah...

 

[cujo]

Mookalaka Hiki, Come on you wanna lay me.

 

[u2popmofo]

I got 5000 dollars, I got 5000 dollars!

 

[cujo]

Gordon Street? Oh yes, Gordon Street... I once knew a girl on Gordon Street... but that was a long time ago.

 

[u2popmofo]

If you were an ice cream flavor, you'd be pralines and dick.

 

[cujo]

Hey mofo, how do you get my clothes so clean and fresh?

... Wait a second, Calgon?

Ancient Chinese secret huh.

 

[u2popmofo]

Excuse me, I'd like to get by now.

 

[cujo]

Get lost twirp.

 

[AvsGirl41]

If I had a girl like Cassandra, I wouldn't bring here here. This is a fully functional babe lair.

 

[cujo]

Here I come baby,
I'm comin' to get ya.

Foxy
Foxy
Lady

Foxy... Lady!

 

[AvsGirl41]

Let me tell you a little something I've learned about women.

They like you to come after them. They love it.

 

[u2popmofo]

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

 

[AvsGirl41]

I love you, Dream Woman!

 

[u2popmofo]

Party On Garth.

 

[cujo]

Party On Wayne.

 

[AvsGirl41]

Well, I always enjoy coming here, but Milwaukee certainly has had it's share of visitors.

Isn't Milwaukee an Indian name?

Why yes Peter, it is. It was originally"Milli-wa-kay" which is Algonquin for the good land.