It's Officially the funniest headline I've read in years

**Diemen** · 06-15-2005, 11:57 PM

Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self

I

The Onion.

nbcrusader · 06-16-2005, 02:36 AM

Shamon

Screaming Flower · 06-16-2005, 05:05 AM

JessicaAnn · 06-16-2005, 06:00 AM

The Onion

FlyYourKite · 06-16-2005, 06:19 AM

oh that Michael

u2girlcj · 06-16-2005, 12:28 PM

onion-love

AtomicBono · 06-16-2005, 06:51 PM

The Onion is the greatest, my favourite article was "Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People."

discothequeLP · 06-16-2005, 07:22 PM

this year's AP Language test had an essay on The Onion

u2girlcj · 06-17-2005, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by discothequeLP
this year's AP Language test had an essay on The Onion

seems as though I took that test ten years too soon.

U2MaNaIcWeIdO · 06-26-2005, 08:20 PM

Like the title

Sevikins · 06-26-2005, 09:11 PM

Hehe. I wished I lived closer to Onion stands...

smurf_sista · 06-26-2005, 11:57 PM

could i just ask what umm is onion??

**Diemen** · 06-27-2005, 01:09 AM

theonion.com

They've got a funky future thing going on right now...

myusernamehere · 06-27-2005, 01:32 AM

"Final Installment of Frogger Trilogy Poised to Sweep Oscars"

Now that's a future I can look foward to.

06-15-2005, 11:57 PM	#1
Diemen Resident Photo Buff Forum Moderator Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Somewhere in middle America Posts: 13,690 Local Time: 02:06 PM	It's Officially the funniest headline I've read in years Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self I The Onion. __________________

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nbcrusader Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,071 Local Time: 12:06 PM	Shamon __________________

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AtomicBono ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Athens, Greece Posts: 10,486 Local Time: 02:06 PM	The Onion is the greatest, my favourite article was "Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People."

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discothequeLP Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 8,095 Local Time: 12:06 PM	this year's AP Language test had an essay on The Onion

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U2MaNaIcWeIdO Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having fun with the changing weather in Illinois...and wanting to meet Bono again. Please...for christ sakes call me Weldy!!!! Posts: 29,231 Local Time: 02:06 PM	Like the title

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Sevikins Refugee Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NIMCO, where the dead buses go. Posts: 2,296 Local Time: 03:06 PM	Hehe. I wished I lived closer to Onion stands...

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smurf_sista Acrobat Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: in the TARDIS Posts: 400 Local Time: 05:06 AM	could i just ask what umm is onion??

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Diemen Resident Photo Buff Forum Moderator Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Somewhere in middle America Posts: 13,690 Local Time: 02:06 PM	theonion.com They've got a funky future thing going on right now...