It's Officially# Planning the Revolution

[DancingMonkey]

As you know, the Revolution is upon us, and soon I will be your supreme simian leader. Much like a potluck dinner, a succesful Revolution hinges on everyone doing their part and bringing their own special "dish." Please sign up below to let me know what YOU can bring to the Revolution.

To inspire you, I would like to announce the words to our new National Anthem:

Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
Boys getting high
And the girls even more so
Wave your hands if you're not with the man
Can I kick it (yes you can)
I got (funk)
You got (soul)
We got everybody
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
It's time to move your body

Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness
Every girl every man
Houston can you hear me
Ground-control can you feel me
Need permission to land
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ
Cause you're keepin' me up all night

Singin' in the classes
Music for your masses
Give no head
No backstage passes
Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite
But when I rock the mike
I rock the mike (right)
You got no love then you're with the wrong man
It's time to move your body
If you can't get a girl but your best friend can
It's time to move your body

I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby just tease me
Got no family planned
Houston can you hear me
Ground-control can you feel me
Need permission to land
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ
Cause you're keepin' me up all night

I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ
Cause you're keepin' me up all night

Pimpin' ain't easy
Most of them fleece me
Every night
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're sellin' it
It's alright

Come on
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna to stop DJ
'Cause you're keepin' me up all night

I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ
'Cause you're keepin' me up all night

 

[meegannie]

I made this really good thing with squash one time....I'll bring that.

 

[deep]

vive la revoluci?n

 

[Sicy]

* locks monkey up in the pantry

 

[Lemon Meringue]

 

[deep]

this little fellow
got dancing lessons

cha cha

 

[Calluna]

I like monkeys but we already had a "revolution."

 

[Sicy]

 

[daafish]

These fellas are waiting for the dance lessons!!!

 

[ABEL]

 

[Sicy]

ABEL I was going to post that monkey.

We have to stop doing this

 

[zooropamanda]

ROBBIE!!!!!!!!

 

[ABEL]

ABEL I was going to post that monkey.

We have to stop doing this

LMAO!!! I am really laughing out loud right now! This IS getting weird Sicy! LOL

 

[JessicaAnn]

Get your filthy hands off of me you damn dirty ape!

 

[Screaming Flower]

i warned you monkey who dances. prepare to lose your bananas.

 

[zonelistener]

Can you hear me Major Tom......

 

[DancingMonkey]

Live for liposuction
Detox for your rent
Overdose at Christmas
And give it up for Lent
My friends are all so cynical
They refuse to keep the faith
We all enjoy the madness
Cuz we know we're gonna fade away

*looks at forum

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'm on to you oh monkey who dances.

 

[DancingMonkey]

OH! It's gettin' hot in here. Must be somethin' in the atmosphere. OH! Could be laughin' about it. Makin' the most of a true British climate.

 

[Screaming Flower]

is there anything more terrifying than a mind-controlling, stealing, robbie williams spouting, dancing monkey?

i think not.

 

[meegannie]

I love him.

 

[Screaming Flower]

I love him.

me too.

 

[JessicaAnn]

The monkey rocks my world!

 

[deep]

Damn,

I am stuck here at work in my office.
All my little monkeys are locked up,
tight in a barrel at home.

Nothing is more fun than a barrel of monkeys, right?

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[meegannie]

This is the true story of the weeds: the origin of the species.
A story of cultivation, exploitation, civilization.
Found flowering on wasteland unnoticed, unofficial, accidental.
A cutting was taken but weeds do not thrive under hothouse conditions & wilt when in competition with more exotic strains.
A charming naivety, very short flowering season;
no sooner has the first blooming begun than decay sets in.
Bring your camera, take photo of life on the margins.
Offer money in exchange for sex & then get a taxi home.
The story has always been the same
A source of wonder due to their ability to thrive on poor quality soil offering very little nourishment
Drinking 'Nurishment'.
But weeds must be kept under strict control or they will destroy everything in their path.
Growing wild, then harvested in their prime & passed around at dinner parties.
Care for some weed?
So natural, so wild, so unrefined & someone's gonna make a fortune one day
If only they can market this stuff right.
Come on: do your dance.
Come on, do your funny little dance.
Germination. Plantation. Exploitation. Civilization.
A sensational buzz - zzzzzz.
Crop rotation. Genetic modification. The creation of expectation. Ultimate frustration.
This is the story of the weeds: the origin of the species.

 

[deep]

So the Barrel of Monkeys thing is really funny.

You put in real fast.
Slam on the lid and nail is shut, tight!

Then it begins, oh how they scream!,
oh they squeal!, the gnashing of teeth, tearing of the monkey fur,
Those guys ARE funny.
My eyes, my eyes are tearing up, I am laughing so hard.

And then you take the lid off!

That?s right,
MONKEY SHIT every where!!

It?s so funny, I can?t stand it.

Gaawd, they are right , nothing is more fun than a Barrel of Monkeys

 

[JessicaAnn]

this thread gets more and more bizarre every time i open it.

 

[deep]

need money

dance lessons,
spensive

 

[Sicy]

Why the hell isnt this your avatar?