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FUN TIME: Make Your Own Fairy Tale

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Once upon a time there has a young PROGRAMMER named ELVIS. He was LUCKILY LAUGHING in the HILARIOUS forest when he met FUNNY SALOME, a run-away LAWYER from the SLY Queen SICY.

ELVIS could see that FUNNY SALOME was hungry so he reached into his RUDE and give him his SLIPPY VEGETARIAN. FUNNY SALOME was thankful for ELVIS's VEGETARIAN, so he told ELVIS a very HEROIC story about Queen SICY's daughter HELLOANGEL. How her mother, the SLY Queen SICY, kept her locked away in a CONCERT VENUE protected by a gigantic CAT, because HELLOANGEL was so HORNY.

ELVIS RAN. He vowed to FUNNY SALOME the LAWYER that he would save the HORNY HELLOANGEL. He would EAT the CAT, and take HELLOANGEL far away from her eveil mother, the SLY Queen SICY, and STAY her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DELICIOUS RAIN and FUNNY SALOME the LAWYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CAT from his story. SLY Queen SICY WENT out from behind a BALL and struck ELVIS dead. In the far off CONCERT VENUE you could hear a THWACK.

THE END.

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I cant find the fairytale on that site :der:

Did you move your own thread? :laugh:
 
sicy, on the main page, click on the "bold words" link. :D

Once upon a time there has a young PIMP named BILLY. He was DIRTLY EATING in the YOUNG forest when he met WHITE JOHNNY, a run-away HOOKER from the SHINY Queen KATIE.

BILLY could see that WHITE JOHNNY was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his SMELLY CHICKEN. WHITE JOHNNY was thankful for BILLY's CHICKEN, so he told BILLY a very DRY story about Queen KATIE's daughter CHLOE. How her mother, the SHINY Queen KATIE, kept her locked away in a GAYOSO HOUSE protected by a gigantic TIGER, because CHLOE was so LONG.

BILLY BANGED. He vowed to WHITE JOHNNY the HOOKER that he would save the LONG CHLOE. He would FORGET the TIGER, and take CHLOE far away from her eveil mother, the SHINY Queen KATIE, and RUNNING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLUE PEE and WHITE JOHNNY the HOOKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TIGER from his story. SHINY Queen KATIE ATE out from behind a BOD and struck BILLY dead. In the far off GAYOSO HOUSE you could hear a FART.

THE END.
 
Once upon a time there has a young EXOTIC DANCER named RYAN. He was QUICKLY PUMPING in the KINKY forest when he met SEXY JOHN, a run-away ZOOKEEPER from the LOVELY Queen APRIL.

RYAN could see that SEXY JOHN was hungry so he reached into his BEER BOTTLE and give him his UGLY ITALIAN. SEXY JOHN was thankful for RYAN's ITALIAN, so he told RYAN a very BOLD story about Queen APRIL's daughter KAT. How her mother, the LOVELY Queen APRIL, kept her locked away in a GROCERY STORE protected by a gigantic HAMSTER, because KAT was so GOLD.

RYAN FELL. He vowed to SEXY JOHN the ZOOKEEPER that he would save the GOLD KAT. He would DANCE the HAMSTER, and take KAT far away from her eveil mother, the LOVELY Queen APRIL, and SCREAM her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SPARKLY HURRICANE and SEXY JOHN the ZOOKEEPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HAMSTER from his story. LOVELY Queen APRIL DRANK out from behind a RECORD and struck RYAN dead. In the far off GROCERY STORE you could hear a BONK.

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April killed Ryan!!!!!!!!!! You bitch!!!!! :mad: :laugh:
 
Once upon a time there has a young JANITOR named LORENZO. He was QUICKLY BARFING in the SUCCULENT forest when he met SEXY JIM, a run-away DANCER from the SIZZLING Queen ANNAMARIA.

LORENZO could see that SEXY JIM was hungry so he reached into his BARREL and give him his HAIRY QUESADILLA. SEXY JIM was thankful for LORENZO's QUESADILLA, so he told LORENZO a very GRITTY story about Queen ANNAMARIA's daughter CHRISTINE. How her mother, the SIZZLING Queen ANNAMARIA, kept her locked away in a SKYSCAPER protected by a gigantic SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKER, because CHRISTINE was so SWEET.

LORENZO GALLOPED. He vowed to SEXY JIM the DANCER that he would save the SWEET CHRISTINE. He would SWALLOW the SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKER, and take CHRISTINE far away from her eveil mother, the SIZZLING Queen ANNAMARIA, and BOUNCE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LUXURIOUS HAIL and SEXY JIM the DANCER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SCREAMING YELLOW ZONKER from his story. SIZZLING Queen ANNAMARIA PLUMMETED out from behind a HOT SAUCE and struck LORENZO dead. In the far off SKYSCAPER you could hear a WHOOSH.

THE END.
 
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Once upon a time there has a young HITMAN named DAAFISH. He was SEDUCTIVLY DRINKING in the HOMELY forest when he met SEXY DEATHBEAR, a run-away MOBSTER from the BLOATED Queen NOODLE.

DAAFISH could see that SEXY DEATHBEAR was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his DUSTY RAVIOLI. SEXY DEATHBEAR was thankful for DAAFISH's RAVIOLI, so he told DAAFISH a very BLOODY story about Queen NOODLE's daughter APRIL. How her mother, the BLOATED Queen NOODLE, kept her locked away in a CONDO protected by a gigantic DEMON CAT, because APRIL was so SLIPPERY.

DAAFISH SUCKED. He vowed to SEXY DEATHBEAR the MOBSTER that he would save the SLIPPERY APRIL. He would CHEW the DEMON CAT, and take APRIL far away from her eveil mother, the BLOATED Queen NOODLE, and LICK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a KAT LOVES PORN COUGH and SEXY DEATHBEAR the MOBSTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DEMON CAT from his story. BLOATED Queen NOODLE BARFED out from behind a BUTT PLUG and struck DAAFISH dead. In the far off CONDO you could hear a SHAZAM.

THE END.
 
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Once upon a time there has a young SECRETARY named DIMMY. He was QUICKLY WALKING in the BEAUTIFUL forest when he met PRETTY DAAFISH, a run-away ARTIST from the SEXY Queen SICY.

DIMMY could see that PRETTY DAAFISH was hungry so he reached into his POT and give him his COLD NOW & LATERS. PRETTY DAAFISH was thankful for DIMMY's NOW & LATERS, so he told DIMMY a very HOT story about Queen SICY's daughter ABEL. How her mother, the SEXY Queen SICY, kept her locked away in a OFFICE protected by a gigantic PENGUIN, because ABEL was so COLORFUL.

DIMMY PAINTED. He vowed to PRETTY DAAFISH the ARTIST that he would save the COLORFUL ABEL. He would HOLD the PENGUIN, and take ABEL far away from her eveil mother, the SEXY Queen SICY, and PAINT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOUD STORM and PRETTY DAAFISH the ARTIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN from his story. SEXY Queen SICY SWAM out from behind a COMPUTER and struck DIMMY dead. In the far off OFFICE you could hear a CRASH.

THE END.
 
Once upon a time there has a young PIMP named DEATHBEAR. He was LIMPLY MASTURBATING in the HORNY forest when he met NONEXISTENT SCOTT STAPP, a run-away GROUPIE from the BITCHY Queen BRITNEY.

DEATHBEAR could see that NONEXISTENT SCOTT STAPP was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his SMELLY PIGS FEET. NONEXISTENT SCOTT STAPP was thankful for DEATHBEAR's PIGS FEET, so he told DEATHBEAR a very SALACIOUS story about Queen BRITNEY's daughter CHRISTINA AGUILERA. How her mother, the BITCHY Queen BRITNEY, kept her locked away in a CRYPT protected by a gigantic PANDA, because CHRISTINA AGUILERA was so SLUTTY.

DEATHBEAR WAS AROUSED. He vowed to NONEXISTENT SCOTT STAPP the GROUPIE that he would save the SLUTTY CHRISTINA AGUILERA. He would RIDE the PANDA, and take CHRISTINA AGUILERA far away from her eveil mother, the BITCHY Queen BRITNEY, and GROPE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FLYING UFO and NONEXISTENT SCOTT STAPP the GROUPIE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PANDA from his story. BITCHY Queen BRITNEY CRAWLED out from behind a GUITAR and struck DEATHBEAR dead. In the far off CRYPT you could hear a GAO!.

THE END.
 
Fairy Tale
nce upon a time there has a young HAND MODEL named ACROB@T. He was ARTIFICIALLY SINGING in the REVOLUTIONARY forest when he met HOTTIEBOOMBOTTIE SALOME, a run-away TRAIN CONDUCTOR from the PENGIELICIOUS Queen SCREAMING FLOWER.

ACROB@T could see that HOTTIEBOOMBOTTIE SALOME was hungry so he reached into his MUG and gave him his MECHANICALLY SEPERATED NOW & LATERS. HOTTIEBOOMBOTTIE SALOME was thankful for ACROB@T's NOW & LATERS, so he told ACROB@T a very DRUNKEN story about Queen SCREAMING FLOWER's daughter ABEL. How her mother, the PENGIELICIOUS Queen SCREAMING FLOWER, kept her locked away in a OUTHOUSE protected by a gigantic PENGIE, because ABEL was so TORTURED.

ACROB@T LOVED. He vowed to HOTTIEBOOMBOTTIE SALOME the TRAIN CONDUCTOR that he would save the TORTURED ABEL. He would WRITE the PENGIE, and take ABEL far away from her eveil mother, the PENGIELICIOUS Queen SCREAMING FLOWER, and DANCE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BASTARD PLAGUE and HOTTIEBOOMBOTTIE SALOME the TRAIN CONDUCTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGIE from his story. PENGIELICIOUS Queen SCREAMING FLOWER SHOOK out from behind a BAR OF SOAP and struck ACROB@T dead. In the far off OUTHOUSE you could hear a SOUND OF MUSIC.

THE END.
 
Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young BAND AID named CHRIS MARTIN. He was SOON CRYING in the VEINIFIED forest when he met JUSTIFIED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, a run-away REVOLUTIONARY from the PETRIFIED Queen ANGEL.

CHRIS MARTIN could see that JUSTIFIED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE was hungry so he reached into his FLASK and give him his MUMMIFIED VODKA. JUSTIFIED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE was thankful for CHRIS MARTIN's VODKA, so he told CHRIS MARTIN a very MORTIFIED story about Queen ANGEL's daughter MISSVELVET. How her mother, the PETRIFIED Queen ANGEL, kept her locked away in a ARENA protected by a gigantic MONKEY, because MISSVELVET was so TERRIFIED.

CHRIS MARTIN BONOFIED. He vowed to JUSTIFIED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE the REVOLUTIONARY that he would save the TERRIFIED MISSVELVET. He would KISS the MONKEY, and take MISSVELVET far away from her eveil mother, the PETRIFIED Queen ANGEL, and JUSTIFY her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DUMBIFIED MONSOON and JUSTIFIED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE the REVOLUTIONARY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MONKEY from his story. PETRIFIED Queen ANGEL JUMPED out from behind a ROCK and struck CHRIS MARTIN dead. In the far off ARENA you could hear a MOO.

THE END.
 
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BAHAHAHA...I had to keep from laughing out loud her in the lab while reading this


Fairy Tale
once upon a time there has a young WET NURSE named ZONEY. He was GRACEFULLY MELTING in the ROUND forest when he met CRUSTY CLETUS, a run-away OLYMPIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE from the BROWN Queen GASTROGIRL.

ZONEY could see that CRUSTY CLETUS was hungry so he reached into his VAT and give him his BALD SUSHI. CRUSTY CLETUS was thankful for ZONEY's SUSHI, so he told ZONEY a very DENSE story about Queen GASTROGIRL's daughter KAT. How her mother, the BROWN Queen GASTROGIRL, kept her locked away in a TEMPLE protected by a gigantic LEMMING, because KAT was so FAIR.

ZONEY HAD. He vowed to CRUSTY CLETUS the OLYMPIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE that he would save the FAIR KAT. He would SEE the LEMMING, and take KAT far away from her eveil mother, the BROWN Queen GASTROGIRL, and HAS her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHORT WHIRLPOOL and CRUSTY CLETUS the OLYMPIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LEMMING from his story. BROWN Queen GASTROGIRL SAW out from behind a CROWBAR and struck ZONEY dead. In the far off TEMPLE you could hear a CLICK.

THE END.
 
Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young BARTENDER named CHRISMARTIN. He was LOST WALKING in the STRONG forest when he met TERRIFIED JUSTIFIED, a run-away BUTT KISSER from the HORRIFIED Queen APRIL.

CHRISMARTIN could see that TERRIFIED JUSTIFIED was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his YUMMY CARROT. TERRIFIED JUSTIFIED was thankful for CHRISMARTIN's CARROT, so he told CHRISMARTIN a very MANIC story about Queen APRIL's daughter ANGEL. How her mother, the HORRIFIED Queen APRIL, kept her locked away in a PYRAMID protected by a gigantic MOO COW, because ANGEL was so PROTECTIVE .

CHRISMARTIN RAN. He vowed to TERRIFIED JUSTIFIED the BUTT KISSER that he would save the PROTECTIVE ANGEL. He would KISS the MOO COW, and take ANGEL far away from her eveil mother, the HORRIFIED Queen APRIL, and STEAL her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PRETTY TORNADO and TERRIFIED JUSTIFIED the BUTT KISSER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOO COW from his story. HORRIFIED Queen APRIL CREPT out from behind a BRICK and struck CHRISMARTIN dead. In the far off PYRAMID you could hear a PIANO.

THE END.
 
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