it's officially a waste of vaseline

[easytiger]

Man arrested after hotel room is coated in Vaseline
By Associated Press
Monday, May 17, 2004

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - Talk about a slippery suspect.

A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over one-thousand dollars.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was ``smeared from head to foot with Vaseline.''

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.

http://news.bostonherald.com/national/view.bg?articleid=28242

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stammer476]

Ewwwww.

I feel sorry for the cops who had to arrest him. I can't imagine what it takes to clean the back-seat of a squad car with that mess. Another great moment for our brave men in blue.

 

[IWasBored]

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

there isn't a big enough to show just how this man is.

 

[ylimeU2]

I guess that gives new meaning to the phrase "slippery suspect". I just have one question. What the hell was that guy thinking?

 

[fah]

What the hell was that guy thinking?

I don't want to know what he was thinking
I don't want to know what he was doing
I don't want to know

 

[catatonic bish]

holy shit lol....

 

[ABEL]

I don't want to know what he was thinking
I don't want to know what he was doing
I don't want to know

*tries to block the mental picture i'm getting of this man in his hotel room*

 

[fah]

*tries to block the mental picture i'm getting of this man in his hotel room*

fah runs screaming from the thread

 

[bonosloveslave]

"Felony mischief" sounds like an oxymoron.

Speaking of moron....

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Oh my! That is disgusting but funny

 

[JessicaAnn]

Ok ... I get why he was using vasaline, but coating the whole room ...

Wait ... why am I analyzing this ...

 

[zoney!]

I guess he "don't use jelly"

 

[nbcrusader]

*opened this thread against better judgment*

I guess everyone needs a hobby...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[verte76]

Good grief!! I thought I'd heard it all...........

 

[easytiger]

maybe he wanted the full body feeling of being inside a tub of vaseline.

or maybe the feeling of being inside something else....

 

[ylimeU2]

I guess all these lovely mental pictures is what I get for asking. My mistake.

 

[Salome]

don't know what he was thinking
but he must have been enthousiastic about the idea