It's officially a damn good question

[martha]

Why did the dog get up from her spot outside and come inside the house to puke?

 

[Bonochick]

She wanted to make sure you witnessed her beautiful handiwork.

 

[smooshcat]

My dog does that too. Bodily functions are more fun if you go through a door first. Apparently.

 

[IWasBored]

you've got to admit, the rug does look more colorful now.

 

[Bonochick]

It was a fiesta in her stomach, and now you are all invited!!

 

[IWasBored]

part-ay

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I always wonder the same thing. Why must the cat puke only on the carpet? How come it never happens on the kitchen floor, which would make it easier to clean and not stain the carpet?

 

[IWasBored]

my cat will be in the kitchen hacking on a hairball, and he'll all of a sudden run into the living room and puke it up on the rug.

but i think he knows that my sister is ususally the one who gets stuck cleaning it up, and he's getting her back for squishing him and picking him up when he doesn't want to be squished or picked up.

 

[martha]

And it was right in front of the stereo.

 

[IWasBored]

definetly trying to tell you to lay off the nickelback

 

[verte76]

Definitely a statement on what it hears from that stereo.

 

[ABEL]

Why did the dog get up from her spot outside and come inside the house to puke?

because she didn't want to puke on her spot of course

 

[Basstrap]

good question is about me and you and that piece of linen over there

 

[BluRmGrl]

The correct answer is: Because, like most men, dogs feel the need to share their disgusting bodily functions with their loved ones. Whether said loved one feels like being shared with or not!

 

[fah]

Because she can

 

[thrillme]

Have you ever dressed up your dog?

Did you name it something the other dogs tease it about?

Ignored when it wanted attention?

If yes to any, maybe it's mad at you.

 

[zoney!]

definetly trying to tell you to lay off the nickelback

This one wins!

~ Rogert Ebert!

 

[IWasBored]

This one wins!

~ Rogert Ebert!

my brother worships roger ebert

 

[JessicaAnn]

but what about Gene Shalit?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Mine waited until she was outside to do it today.

 

[zoney!]

my brother worships roger ebert

I can try and get his autograph for you!

 

[bonosloveslave]

I should be the expert but alas, this may always be one of the great mysteries of life

 

[Salome]

perhaps the answer lies in the fact that animals are usually not the greatest thinkers that roam this earth

 

[JessicaAnn]

I can try and get his autograph for you!

I'm not impressed.

I would, however, be impressed if you got Gene Siskel's autograph.

 

[IWasBored]

I'm not impressed.

I would, however, be impressed if you got Gene Siskel's autograph.

sadly, i found that morbidly funny...

 

[shari schultz]

I, also found that mobidly funny.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Like a dog that returns to its vomit
Is a fool who repeats his folly.
~ Proverbs 26:11 NASB

 

[JessicaAnn]

I am all about the morbid humor

 

[martha]

Like a dog that returns to its vomit
Is a fool who repeats his folly.
~ Proverbs 26:11 NASB

She did clean it up, bless her little furry heart.