It's Official #your mom

[easytiger]

actual conversation between a teacher and a student...

teacher: "*****, were you daydreaming?"
student: "yes"
teacher: "was it good?"
student: "yes"
teacher: "what was it about?"
student: "your mom"
teacher: [expletives deleted]
student: "no... I didn't mean that! I'm sorry!"
teacher: "...you don't even know my mom...."

 

[Angela Harlem]

wha....?

 

[zonelistener]

I still wear white jackets and helmets.

 

[easytiger]

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I am made of cheese

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

i am rubber you are glue

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Trojans?

 

[bonosloveslave]

 

[zonelistener]

How was the show last night?

I am made of cheese

What kind?

 

[Sicy]

I your mom

 

[jkayet]

my mom's bday was yesterday...and i almost forgot

 

[martha]

My mom loves me.

 

[Bonochick]

My mom likes my dad.

A lot.

 

[zonelistener]

My mom likes my dad.

A lot.

 

[guaca]

My mom is dead...

 

[adamswildhoney]

mom's bday is in a few days and I dont know what to get her

 

[guaca]

My moms birthday would have been Sept 1...maybe Ill buy myself something for her...

 

[zonelistener]

My mom is dead...

EXACTLY what I was going to post first...then Angie got me sidetracked.

 

[daafish]

My mom is 20 years older than me.

 

[Laura M]

My Mum is 21 years older than me

 

[~LadyLemon~]

It fucking rocked!

What kind?

monteray jack

 

[Zoomerang96]

anyone who doesnt have a mom, im sorry to hear that.

 

[zonelistener]

I can't wait!!!!!!

monteray jack

Sweet!

I am made of Colby :shhh:

 

[martha]

*bites into zoney*

mmmmmm...cheesy goodness

 

[zonelistener]

*melts

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Heh. I had a half a piece of colby today.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

munster has it over all the other cheeses

 

[zonelistener]

easycheese

 

[martha]

I had some Jarlsberg for lunch yesterday.