It's Official...YOU Tell ME!

[Bonochick]

So check it...Dad and I were watchin' videos earlier, and all of the sudden, he asks, "Why have you been in such a gloomy, grumpy mood all of the time lately?"

My answer?

"I haven't been. Shut up. Leave me alone."

Apparently, that answer wasn't satisfactory...

So...what SHOULD I have responded with! You tell me...

Why has BC been in such a gloomy, grumpy mood?

Best response gets a prize*!




*Disclaimer: The prize that Bonochick is offering is non-negotiable. No substitutions will be made. No cash equivalent will be offered in lieu of the prize that is selected.

 

[Lilly]

Because Ryan hasn't sexed you in a while.




honk













is the offer void in south dakota?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Because you realized the star of the Crypt Keeper movies was Keith Richards???

 

[HelloAngel]

Everytime you say "Dad and I..." I keep thinking my dad and you? Cos when you say "Dad and I.." instead of "My dad and I" it sounds like we all have the same dad!

 

[Sicy]

You miss your boyfriend.

 

[Bonochick]

Everytime you say "Dad and I..." I keep thinking my dad and you? Cos when you say "Dad and I.." instead of "My dad and I" it sounds like we all have the same dad!

Maybe we really do!

Know what's funny? When I talk to my sister, sometimes she'll say, "My dad and I"...it's like, "YOUR dad, eh??? Since when is he not mine too???"

 

[Bonochick]

You miss your boyfriend.

I do...

He's supposed to call in 20 minutes though!

So don't try to call me and tie my phone lie up, BOOMCHAA!!

 

[HelloAngel]

You miss your boyfriend.

I miss you

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

pahhhh....I'm done with calling.
that is sooooooooo 2 hours ago.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Because you realized the star of the Crypt Keeper movies was Keith Richards???

Say that to his face.


SAY IT.

 

[Bonochick]

Don't be bitter just cuz my phone isn't always free because I'm so damn popular!

 

[HelloAngel]

Say that to his face.


SAY IT.

Okay.. gimme a sec to peel back his wrinkles and wave the smoke away.

 

[Bonochick]

Keith still kicks ass, plus he is a really sweet guy!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

keith will outlive us all

Keith hates you all.

 

[Screaming Flower]

how is keith not dead? no one has ever fully answered that for me.

he's on tv right now.

bc. maybe you've been looking up too much porn and that's why you're grumpy.

 

[Bonochick]

Porn never makes you grumpy!

*pause*

So I've heard...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Where?!?!?!?

 

[Screaming Flower]

their garden show is on hbo again.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

how is keith not dead? no one has ever fully answered that for me.

I bet Mick knows.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

their garden show is on hbo again.

*won't have HBO until March 1st

 

[Bonochick]

April, I have to double check that our tape turned out fine from when we recorded it, but if it did, I can copy the show for you.

Stones good!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Stones...................

 

[Lilly]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I watching the show right now.......

 

[Screaming Flower]

!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

That's ok, Kat....hopefully they'll show it again a gazillion times. Maybe release it on dvd. I really wanna see the Sheryl Crow portion also.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

HONKy tonk.

 

[Lilly]

i'll tonk your face.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I'll sympathy for the devil your face.

 

[HelloAngel]

GOTDAMMIT!! TiVo didn't recommend it for me!!

 

[HelloAngel]

I'll sympathy for the devil your face.

I'll run wild horses on yer face!! And then maybe they'll back up and BOOMCHA! on you!