IT'S OFFICIAL #You Complete Me

[Angela Harlem]

...this expedition of spiritual enlightenment and steered my horse toward the mountain.

However, I was halted on my way, as...

 

[ABEL]

it started raining cats and dogs.


A huge moth flew around and...

 

[Diemen]

sprinkled pixie dust on the pigs.

Once the pigs started flying I decided to...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

book an ice skating trip in Hell.

Chocolate frogs...

 

[zonelistener]

break legs often.

unbottled water...

 

[Diemen]

saves money.

When in Rome...

 

[Angela Harlem]

Do as the Scandinavians do and find a hot spring and immerse away.

Or alternatively...

 

[zonelistener]

drink more pepsodent.

my dentures.....

 

[Basstrap]

are made of rotting beach wood

no...

 

[Angela Harlem]

..way in hell are you bringing that rangy mutt inside this public toilet!" I screamed at the total stranger.

He...

 

[Basstrap]

wept.

then I cried; then we kissed and made....

 

[ABEL]

a sandcastle.


A flock of birds...

 

[Basstrap]

,more specifically, a flock of seagull, was a great band.

they had sex with every...

 

[Diemen]

balding newfie they could get their hands on.

Don't you dare...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

buy porkrinds without the written consent of my mother!

How many licks...

 

[zonelistener]

can a woodchuck chuck?

lemonade..

 

[ABEL]

is making me hungry.


How come...

 

[Bonochick]

...a goblin is eating all of my strawberries?

I bought a new lamp today, but...

 

[ABEL]

it was powered by lightening bugs that had died.


I was so furious I ran out the door screaming....

 

[Angela Harlem]

the words to 'Oh My Darling Valentine'.

My screaming was cut short...

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

by basstrap who stumbled into the room and shhhhssd me




it is so nice....

 

[ABEL]

and blue.


Frank Sinatra started to...

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

play the guitar like a mother f***in' riot.

KABOOOOM! What the....

 

[Basstrap]

fuck.

then the following swear proceeded from his mouth as well...

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Dick wrinkle.

Dick wrinkle you say, what exactly...

 

[ABEL]

were you thinking?


If I were paint, I'd like to be...

 

[Lemon Meringue]

the flowers on a Monet painting.

When it storms out I...

 

[Angela Harlem]

batten down the hatches and prepare for battle with the sewing circle.

This is typical of...