IT'S OFFICIAL #You Complete Me

[zonelistener]

eat sand.

Oh, boy, I wish I could have some....

 

[ABEL]

*edit*

 

[ABEL]

eat sand.

Oh, boy, I wish I could have some....

spam pizza.


Suddenly the aliens appeared out of nowhere again and...

 

[zonelistener]

all died and went away. STORY OVER.

ugh,.......

 

[ABEL]

why?

 

[zonelistener]

why?

The sentences are not meant to go together or create a story or anything. Just be random.

I am just trying to follow through on the wishes of my friend Bonochick. RANDOM - I tried making it random - and it would go back to poor Basstrap, pizza and aliens.

Seems more fun being random...rather than sticking to pizza, basstrap and aliens.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

If you two don't cut it out, you're going to have to walk home!

There's nothing like a corndog to...

 

[zonelistener]

stick in my ear

whoa, who ever thought you can get dizzy from...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

drinking Jack and Coke all morning?

Barbara Striesand makes me want to...

 

[zonelistener]

drink jack and coke all day long.

it's amazing how red your toe can get just from...

 

[Diemen]

Sucking on it too long.

Whoever said there's no fun in...

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

doing taxes has clearly never tried painting their toenails while sitting on peppermint falvoured bubble gum.

The eagle may fly at midnight but...

 

[Diemen]

the baby cries at 2, 4 and 6am.

What this world needs is more...

 

[zonelistener]

single-sided toilepaper.

If it weren't for those damn midgets....

 

[Diemen]

I wouldn't have any footrests.

Right now on the other side of the world...

 

[zonelistener]

..a moth has flapped his wings. meaning that shortly, bonochick will trip over something.

When it rains, it....

 

[meegannie]

gets wet.

I keep sneezing because I'm allergic to

 

[Lilly]

the thought of giraffes with no dark brown spots makes me weep.

once i rode a caribou to timbuktu and there i saw...

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

pet dander and basstrap's flea circus

Holding your breath will only...

 

[Lilly]

make you not rip on basstrap for once so everyone must hold their breaths while posting in this thread.


i was at the grocery store feeling melons to see if they were ripe and a one armed pirate asked...

 

[Bonochick]

"YARR!! What aisle is the fruit punch in, landlubber??"

I tried to go sledding...

 

[zonelistener]

with a pair of ski tied to my dog

damn. what is the problem with these.....

 

[Bonochick]

condoms?

I stuck a fork in the outlet...

 

[zonelistener]

and then pizza, aliens and basstraps guitar came out.

And then....

 

[Bonochick]

I fell off my chair...son of a bitch!

I tried to fit my fist in my mouth...

 

[zonelistener]

But I only got my elbow in.

Who could it by knocking at my.....

 

[Bonochick]

pants made out of gold?

An elf tried to steal my last gumdrop...

 

[zonelistener]

right from under my elephant toes

I am man, not a.......

 

[Bonochick]

Canadian!!

I opened up the trunk of my dad's car and found...

 

[Lilly]

oohhh you don't want to know


it's ok, cos i helped him bury the...