It's Official# Windex bottles...

[Angel]

... will indeed explode upon impact after falling four stories.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

that bored, eh?

 

[beegee]

so glad then, that i only live on the second floor. my windex is safe.

 

[Angel]

It was an accident... I was cleaning the window... and it fell... Oops.

 

[cell]

 

[ABEL]

this thread reminds me of a Late Night with David Letterman episode back in the old days when he'd drop watermelons and stuff from the roof of the building just to see what it would do

 

[beegee]

It was an accident... I was cleaning the window... and it fell... Oops.

maybe it was windex suicide

did you check for a "goodbye cruel world" note?

 

[Angel]

If that was the case bonosgirl... it failed because I ran down in time to salvage 1/4 of it into another bottle. lol

 

[Screaming Flower]

windex

 

[Bonochick]

Ya know...being unemployed and having so much time on my hands...this has inspired me to do some experiments of my own...

 

[ABEL]

RIP Windex

 

[Lilly]

this thread reminds me of a Late Night with David Letterman episode back in the old days when he'd drop watermelons and stuff from the roof of the building just to see what it would do

i those episodes.


i wish i could try, but they already thwarted my plans by putting in a "screen"



screen

 

[Bonochick]

You need to "accidentally" trip while walking with scissors and stab the screen.

 

[Lilly]

why didn't i think of that before?

 

[Bonochick]

Because if you would have thought of that before, I would be useless. I'm here to think of the things that everybody else forgets. If you could think up that stuff on your own, you might as well "accidentally" trip and stab me in the heart with scissors because my life would be meaningless.

Or something.



Okay...moving right along...

 

[Lilly]

i never trip accidentally.

 

[Bonochick]

I was walking to my bed, but I ran into the desk and forgot how to turn.

 

[irelandwhispers]

Does anyone have any Windex I can "borrow"? I'm on the fourth floor...

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I wonder if Glass Plus bottles would do the same thing?

 

[tiny dancer]

I hope that no one was hurt by it falling.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

according the daddy on my big fat greek wedding, windex also cures all first aid problems.

 

[irelandwhispers]

according the daddy on my big fat greek wedding, windex also cures all first aid problems.

That's what I was going to say, but then I completely forgot about it! That movie was a riot.